I did 3 tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, what have you accomplished in your life?

I played COD with the volume turned all the way up to 11

That's one hell on an accomplishment bro'

Met God face to face outside of this universe and lived to tell the tale.

Any pics?

I went on a 3 hour tour but then the weather started getting rough...

So what you signed up for it, it’s the fact the countries are in shambles that I don’t understand. What a waste of taxpayer funding.. The blood hounds won’t get it.

I climbed the Kilimanjaro in my underwear.

He doesn't allow pics.

Fuck, I helped restore freedom and democracy in those countries, for America that is, and you losers, you were typing feverishly on your keyboards in your mom's basement

what have you accomplished? Iraq and Afghanistan seem like real screwed up places

Any pics of that freedom?

They are restricted for official eyes only usage

What about the democracy any pics of that?

I raised 3 kids and became a granny.

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can you do a crayon drawing and take a photo of the drawing and upload it to imgur??? my uncle says he is a military secrets law expert and he says crayon drawings are very rarely considered military secrets.

You see it in the eyes of the children emanating big thank you's and the love they shared with us the soldiers

Get ya Gilligan on!!

Any pics?

The pics are the images of the loving people forever inscribed in my inner soul

hahahahahahaha thanks for that! needed a laugh to cheer me up this morning

So why did you stop?

More projects that were light filled, and uplifting, then your slaughter mission? Heck even growing the best medpot is better then killing to protect poppies. I guess you missed the subtexts.

Because the job was finished and we went home to our loving families

Seems more accurate to say you helped flush 13 trillion dollars of taxpayer money down the toilet while tormenting some of the poorest people on the planet with bombs and bullets and toxic substances while installing puppet regimes that had no intrinsic support nor stability but were favorable to corporate interests, so basically you were a mercenary and arguably a traitor to the more noble values you casually mention to justify violence and imperialism. What do you want? Applause?

Slaughter of the bad guys, sure, anything again bro'

The coalition killed more civilians than the Taliban ever did. Not to mention the heroin that they brought back.

So money then, gotcha.

Nahhh, we fight hard for freedom and democracy, and we showed our true colors in the love we spread there, and there was no drugs.

I fought a child custody battle with a bunny ranch hooker and won!

I applaud that