You're correct OP, evolution is bullshit. It's the most sacred dogma of $cience worshipping normies but so don't expect any of them to hear a bad word about their God. What they think is 'evolution' isn't and if you explain to them the principles of Darwinian evolution they do a mental double take. I suspect they like it so much because it makes them feel smart and superior in one go.

The notion things randomly change and sometimes that change is beneficial and that one in a million change manages to sire the rest of the species is completely retarded. Evolution is a theory based on several layers of demonstrably false premises.

$cience zealots will immediately bray at you for being a creation-believing jesus freak because their indoctrination only allows them to believe in extreme ideologies. Just because evolution is silly garbage, doesn't mean that creation myths are true to their literal interpretation.

What we observe in Nature is things adapting to the world around them. But adapting implies conscious interaction with the environment, and materialism can't stand such a notion. That creatures other than man could be aware is an affront to story you are trying to be sold.