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Jaws, but this time shit gets real

 
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You go inside the cage?
Cage goes into the water?
You go into the water
Sharks in the water.

Fair well and ado, to you fair Spanish ladys....
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nice

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that shit in his wet suit must be squished up really good.

shark
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I’m glad the shark got away without having to be killed because of idiots with stupid jobs
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I heard Spanish in the background. Can somebody translate? I wonder what was being said?

But, I think that sometimes you do things should not have a lawsuit tagged to it. This is one of those times. I bet the divers all had to sign a waiver before they got into the cage. How in the world could the dive operator be held liable for an act of nature? Certainly they told the divers upfront that they could have a close encounter with a shark.
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Pay money to watch a big fish with a mouthful of razor sharp teeth eat dead fish guts and possibly yourself.
Trapped in the cage the swimmer can't head for cover or get out of the water...
Pay money for the privilege of being fish food.
Retodds, the lot of them.
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how much money does an adrenaline rush like that cost??? Sign me up!!!
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lUCKYbstrd

Almost feel as bad for the poor guy--who is obviously
a good friend of the person in the diving cage--who
is ALSO being traumatized by what happened.

Those must have been some VERY tense moments!!
(I loved the "Jaws" series...couldn't get closer than
THIS for a real-life version.)

EEEGADS!

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie

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Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 09/25/2021 03:38 PM
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Polish Cage Diving Company.


They are just trying to outdo the competition by getting the diver as close a possible to the shark. Just put the shark in the cage with the diver.
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Fair well and ado, to you fair Spanish ladys....
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They make shark armor for divers.

The teeth won't get you but the shark can still chew on you

like a piece of bubble gum.

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Kind of like the bear suit.

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I love how that guy threw his hat off like he was gonna do something like jump in to help the guy, then reconsidered lol
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She’s my baby!!
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He won’t forget that experience

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a fact
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holy moly! my blood pressure just jumped
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They are nothing to fuck with

You see all these free divers swimming with them on Instagram

Fools gonna get their card pulled

shark
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I've swam with a school of lemon and reef sharks in the south pacific. As long as you dont fuck with them, they wont fuck with you.
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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Too bad they didn't win the grand prize.
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Humans are stupid. They think they're so superior and are forever fucking with nature and treat animals like they own them.
Pity the shark didn't shred that motherfucker just to send a message.
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Yup.

Radio collars are the worst. Wild animals with a fucking constant radio signal on them. So wrong.

Last Edited by Agent 99 on 09/25/2021 05:03 PM
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Pretty sure he got his money’s worth
TRUMPS FAULT
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total dumbasses, too bad one of them didn't get the chompers
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Dude got his money's worth!

Wow, how the hell did that huge shark get in that cage?
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Unbelievable! This person was so lucky!
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The water didn't turn red...

Sharks go strange around metal objects - the reason shark suits are made from light weight chain mail.

Also rubber wet suits are good for holding internal organs in should a diver get bitten.

The shark senses would have been overwhelmed by the aluminium cage, the main reason the diver wasn't harmed, but I bet he learned a lesson.
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Whoa, WTF.
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Where can I book it for the EX!
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How do they not know if someone is in the cage sheesh.
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But did you die????
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