So you know what i'll do? I'm gonna walk right into burger king and fill out an application.

i actually worked for burger king about 13 years ago or so. i liked it. i was in back "on the boards" as they called it. I got to build the whoppers. No one bugged me. it was actually a nice job. That was the year the angry whopper first came out. It was a good time to be alive.