Chinese reps met with American officials in Alaska recently and told them that following Pooper Joe's overnight abandonment of Afghanistan, America should not expect to be considered the major world power it has claimed to be.

While Joe is soiling his pants without any little girls around to keep him company, Taiwan is turning to Australia for help. The Australian Government, useless in any major war with China anyway, is far too busy at the moment killing their children in sports stadiums without parental permission (vaccines) and beating the hell out of any citizen who strays farther then 5 km (three miles for you Americans) from home.

China might just as well send Joe a shipping container full of Depends and a note to remain on his commode backwards eating bowls of Cheerios (he is reported to do this), and leave the rest of the world to China.