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Note to Texans

 
TerraFirma's Esoterrorist

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We have been invaded. They are easy to identify. They wear masks. When driving in their cars, alone. They wear face shields. They have clear plastic gloves when in public

Welcome them from their foreign west coast lands. Remind them they live in Texas now. Enjoy the no state tax. Enjoy the wide open spaces and great climate. Venture into the mega cities at your own risk, we love excitement

Teach ‘em: Be neighborly, not nosey. Leave your Progressiveism at the border
 Quoting: Bodiless


Texans could shoot the invaders in the head at night,
to cull the herds, like they do the invasive feral swine.
But their face shields are military issue level 8 bulletproof.

California contacted with the Department of Defense, just
before the Election steal to outfit these InfilthTraitors
with this top secret, Texas Ranger tough PPE.

The InfilthTraitor face shields are made out of a just patented,
transparent GraphFiend nanoplastic the DOD calls, Texan-Lexan™.

Texan-Lexan™ InfilthTraitor face shields have been range tested up to
7.62 Rifle Lead Core Full Metal Copper Jacket, Military Ball (.308 cal)

Now the DOD is conducting Phase III Liberal Trigger trials in Texas.
Texans, your Federal Government requests your assistance. Fire at will...


shotgun

Last Edited by TerraFirma's Esoterrorist on 10/12/2021 04:28 AM
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10/12/2021 04:33 AM
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We have been invaded. They are easy to identify. They wear masks. When driving in their cars, alone. They wear face shields. They have clear plastic gloves when in public

Welcome them from their foreign west coast lands. Remind them they live in Texas now. Enjoy the no state tax. Enjoy the wide open spaces and great climate. Venture into the mega cities at your own risk, we love excitement

Teach ‘em: Be neighborly, not nosey. Leave your Progressiveism at the border

 Quoting: Bodiless



Condensed: Assimilate, become a Texan, or stay the fuck out.

Thanks.

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I have no patience for gimpass leftist invaders and their doctrines.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


And to everyone from NY, NJ, MA wherever else up North: stay the fuck out of Florida unless you assimilate to our ways. We are getting infested with these disgusting leftist liberal hippies and they drive like shit to boot!

Anyone that grew up in NH (bless our hearts because we were conservative) remembers when the shitbirds from MA invaded our state in/around the late 80’s/early 90’s.
Tex the Neanderthal

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10/12/2021 04:57 AM

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Fucking libs come here from California and constantly complain about the Texas Government.


They also do rolling stops on all stop signs
 Quoting: Endoplasmic


YES THIS!
Adam Henry

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10/12/2021 06:58 AM

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Well, I’m just sayin. Assimilate, don’t try to replicate your former mess here

Please
 Quoting: Bodiless


Do you have any idea how sick and tired everyone is hearing this crap? "Leave your California ways behind" was sort of a cool thing to say, during the Clinton years, but now you just sound retarded. There are a lot of decent, God-fearing, useful people, some with a lot of skills, who hesitate to plan a move because of this kind of droning, idiotic admonishment.

Just saying, because it needs to be said.
 Quoting: tmcgyver


Yeah, you stay where ya are friend, and good luck to ya! You sound like who I’m talking about

Sayin that for a friend, sounds like ya need some—everyone is leaving the WC
 Quoting: Bodiless


I'll move anywhere I want, Tex.
 Quoting: tmcgyver


Well, leave your gun control, your taxes, and over regulations in California. I get sick of libs from Oregon and California showing up here bitching about people shooting, or riding OHVs, or farmers end pivots hitting the road, or cattle dogs not on leashes, or cows on the road. You city idiots need to learn the local culture and adjust to our way of life and adapt. If you cannot adapt then GTFO, because we are sick of your moaning and bitching. You’re not from here and you don’t get to bring your fucked up culture here.
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A partial list of my favorite places in Tejas:

Kermit
Notrees
Tomball
Nacogdoches
Lockhart
Fredericksburg
Bandera
Gun Barrel City
 Quoting: HeavyHitter


Love Fredericksburg but Kermit?
 Quoting: Restless Native


Many moons ago I was a starving college student. I hung my hat in Kermit for a few summers and Christmas breaks. Tacked my 3 X 5 “Floor Hand Needs Work” card on the cork board at the Town ‘n Country, then waited for a Driller to come knocking. A chain hand could pocket some serious cash to use for the coming semester at school.

Yeah, Kermit is not for most folks, but I have some fond memories of it.
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My brother, an ICU nurse who works in North Texas, has been watching you unvaccinated and unmasked die from Covid in his unit. He’s one of the guys who puts you in body bags after trying so hard to save your sorry behinds.

Abbott is turning Texas blue in so many ways.
Adam Henry

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There was one liberal who moved into a small ranching community of about 200 near here. He turned out to be a pervert weenie wagger and he was flashing women and children. He didn’t last long.

Why is it liberals always turn out to be perverts? Why do cross-dressing, mentally ill men think they will fit in in a rural community?

When you see a import car with kayaks and mountain bikes, you know it’s another crazy lib. Eject them from amongst your community immediately. They will molest your children or worse!

Last Edited by Adam Henry on 10/12/2021 07:22 AM
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The zombies you speak of don’t read GLP and they wont listen to your words. From experience, just sayin’.
 Quoting: texasdeerslayer


Agreed!!! Be rude and tell them to head back from whence cometh.
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There was one liberal who moved into a small ranching community of about 200 near here. He turned out to be a pervert weenie wagger and he was flashing women and children. He didn’t last long.

Why is it liberals always turn out to be perverts? Why do cross-dressing, mentally ill men think they will fit in in a rural community?

When you see a import car with kayaks and mountain bikes, you know it’s another crazy lib. Eject them from amongst your community immediately. They will molest your children or worse!
 Quoting: Adam Henry


I say let them kayak.

Gators and water moccasins will give them a nice warm welcome.
Adam Henry

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There was one liberal who moved into a small ranching community of about 200 near here. He turned out to be a pervert weenie wagger and he was flashing women and children. He didn’t last long.

Why is it liberals always turn out to be perverts? Why do cross-dressing, mentally ill men think they will fit in in a rural community?

When you see a import car with kayaks and mountain bikes, you know it’s another crazy lib. Eject them from amongst your community immediately. They will molest your children or worse!
 Quoting: Adam Henry


I say let them kayak.

Gators and water moccasins will give them a nice warm welcome.
 Quoting: HeavyHitter


I’m in Idaho. We have the same issues you folks in Texas are having with these cockroaches. Maybe we need to import some gators every summer.

Last Edited by Adam Henry on 10/12/2021 07:29 AM
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Do you have any idea how sick and tired everyone is hearing this crap? "Leave your California ways behind" was sort of a cool thing to say, during the Clinton years, but now you just sound retarded. There are a lot of decent, God-fearing, useful people, some with a lot of skills, who hesitate to plan a move because of this kind of droning, idiotic admonishment.

Just saying, because it needs to be said.
 Quoting: tmcgyver


Yeah, you stay where ya are friend, and good luck to ya! You sound like who I’m talking about

Sayin that for a friend, sounds like ya need some—everyone is leaving the WC
 Quoting: Bodiless


I'll move anywhere I want, Tex.
 Quoting: tmcgyver


Well, leave your gun control, your taxes, and over regulations in California. I get sick of libs from Oregon and California showing up here bitching about people shooting, or riding OHVs, or farmers end pivots hitting the road, or cattle dogs not on leashes, or cows on the road. You city idiots need to learn the local culture and adjust to our way of life and adapt. If you cannot adapt then GTFO, because we are sick of your moaning and bitching. You’re not from here and you don’t get to bring your fucked up culture here.
 Quoting: Adam Henry


Hey doofus, did you even read the thread? We both know you didn't. Other than your abject stupidity, our ideals generally align.
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Do you have any idea how sick and tired everyone is hearing this crap? "Leave your California ways behind" was sort of a cool thing to say, during the Clinton years, but now you just sound retarded. There are a lot of decent, God-fearing, useful people, some with a lot of skills, who hesitate to plan a move because of this kind of droning, idiotic admonishment.

Just saying, because it needs to be said.
 Quoting: tmcgyver


Yeah, you stay where ya are friend, and good luck to ya! You sound like who I’m talking about

Sayin that for a friend, sounds like ya need some—everyone is leaving the WC
 Quoting: Bodiless


I'll move anywhere I want, Tex.
 Quoting: tmcgyver


He never implied you couldn't but best heed his advise because people in Texas don't put up with any shit whatsoever, especially from liberal assholes.
 Quoting: Restless Native


Words to remember if you are contemplating moving to Texas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Rangers Lead The Way"





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