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Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?

 
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Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Supposed to have zero alcohol in your breath and pee, I drank a pint of vodka earlier today. Was done by 6pm. UA is at 7am. That’s 13 hours. Think I’m good?
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10/13/2021 10:54 PM
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
You should metabolize 1 drink per hour. Not sure of how many ounces in a pint but you should be ok.
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Drink lots water
And take sum niacin if u got it if not lots of water will clear it out
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Shit! There’s 16oz in a pint!
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10/13/2021 11:02 PM
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
I guess if I fail I’ll say I drank NyQuil a couple hours before I came for the test cuz I’ve got a cough. Play dumb like I didn’t know it had alcohol.
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Look it up OP. 72 hours with a UA. Good luck with that!

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10/13/2021 11:42 PM
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Smokeing weed helps.hf
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10/13/2021 11:49 PM
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
drink a gallon of water, and eat 5 men's vitamins an hour before the test.


(the test checks for creatinin in the urine, to make sure the test is not diluted, these vitamins have that, you need that, if you dilute yourself)


this WILL allow you to pass.
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10/14/2021 12:03 AM
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Pint of vodka? If it was a one-time thing, the metabolites should clear within 2 days. If you've been drinking a pint of vodka every day, then it'll take 3 days.

I knew a guy who used to get himself hospitalized to put these tests off. The first time he fired a nail through his hand with a nail gun. The second time he cut his leg open with a circular saw. The third time he slammed his truck into a tree in reverse. The 4th time he was out of ideas so he called a suicide hotline and got himself placed into a psych ward.
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Rinse your mouth with scoop and use aqua velva aftershave to cover up breath.
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Sheesh, maybe you should stop drinking dude.
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10/14/2021 12:24 AM
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You should be fine by 7am
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
BACtrac's are really cheap and can save you tons of $ down the road
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Idk OP that's cutting it close. Alcohol leaves the body quicker than any drug but you don't want to drink TOO much water because the tests are designed to show deliberate dilution and they'll make you come back.

Consider cutting back on your drinking with other healthy distractions. Learn how to make bread or something. I know we're all bored to death but it's possible! hugs
Dr. Daniel Jackson

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Idk OP that's cutting it close. Alcohol leaves the body quicker than any drug but you don't want to drink TOO much water because the tests are designed to show deliberate dilution and they'll make you come back.

Consider cutting back on your drinking with other healthy distractions. Learn how to make bread or something. I know we're all bored to death but it's possible! hugs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78321357


Modern UA for ethanol detects the metabolite, ETG. That sticks around for awhile after the alcohol has been processed.
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Here ya go OP. [link to www.aa.org (secure)]
ThereRMeds4That
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Idk OP that's cutting it close. Alcohol leaves the body quicker than any drug but you don't want to drink TOO much water because the tests are designed to show deliberate dilution and they'll make you come back.

Consider cutting back on your drinking with other healthy distractions. Learn how to make bread or something. I know we're all bored to death but it's possible! hugs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78321357


Modern UA for ethanol detects the metabolite, ETG. That sticks around for awhile after the alcohol has been processed.
 Quoting: Dr. Daniel Jackson


Came here to say this. Alcohol tests are called the 72 hour test because the metabolite stays in your system for 72 hours.

Be honest with the officer and don't waste their time.
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Supposed to have zero alcohol in your breath and pee, I drank a pint of vodka earlier today. Was done by 6pm. UA is at 7am. That’s 13 hours. Think I’m good?
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No..

3 days the breathalyzer will pick up positive use..
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Shit! There’s 16oz in a pint!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80999925


Each oz is one hour. You need 16 hours to be clear and even then the UA testing might pick up residual trace amounts.

If you do fail, be "honest" with the probation officer and say you had a argument with (fill in the blank) and you were emotional and made a bad mistake and drank some. If the person isn't a complete dick, he/she may let you slide.

For future reference, don't drink so much before a probation appointment when you know they are going to test you.
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Rinse your mouth with scoop and use aqua velva aftershave to cover up breath.
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And put a penny under your tounge..

hee hee..
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Not drinking when you're court ordered not to would be a good start. Hopefully you understand being caught with alcohol in your blood is grounds for throwing you in jail due to probation.

If you're going to blatantly disregard the law, you deserve the consequences you welcomed. Alcoholics are a large part of the problem in the world
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Re: Anyone ever had to take a breathalyzer/UA testing for alcohol for probation?
Shit! There’s 16oz in a pint!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80999925


Each oz is one hour. You need 16 hours to be clear and even then the UA testing might pick up residual trace amounts.

If you do fail, be "honest" with the probation officer and say you had a argument with (fill in the blank) and you were emotional and made a bad mistake and drank some. If the person isn't a complete dick, he/she may let you slide.

For future reference, don't drink so much before a probation appointment when you know they are going to test you.
 Quoting: FRANK & BEANS


Fixed quote for you. If you value your time outside a jail cell, that's the best advice.





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