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this is the best non-lethal option for when the vaxx goons show up at your door

 
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this is the best non-lethal option for when the vaxx goons show up at your door
32,000 lumens of gtfo my porch...

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100,000 lumens of gtfo my block...

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everyone needs one of these.
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Fight And Stop An Attacker with The Only Tactical Light!

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Re: this is the best non-lethal option for when the vaxx goons show up at your door
32,000 lumens of gtfo my porch...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

100,000 lumens of gtfo my block...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

everyone needs one of these.
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100 rounds through center mass GET THAT FUCKING LIGHT OUT IF MY FUCKING EYES CUNT
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Re: this is the best non-lethal option for when the vaxx goons show up at your door
32,000 lumens of gtfo my porch...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

100,000 lumens of gtfo my block...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

everyone needs one of these.
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100 rounds through center mass GET THAT FUCKING LIGHT OUT IF MY FUCKING EYES CUNT
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won't happen dumbass. if i shine a 32000 lumen strobe at you, first you will vomit (literally), and you wont know where to shoot.
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Re: this is the best non-lethal option for when the vaxx goons show up at your door
Bear spray.
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Re: this is the best non-lethal option for when the vaxx goons show up at your door
Bear spray.
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i am thinking more along the lines of something that can be used and no assault changes can be pressed against you.
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Re: this is the best non-lethal option for when the vaxx goons show up at your door
32,000 lumens of gtfo my porch...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

100,000 lumens of gtfo my block...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

everyone needs one of these.
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100 rounds through center mass GET THAT FUCKING LIGHT OUT IF MY FUCKING EYES CUNT
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won't happen dumbass. if i shine a 32000 lumen strobe at you, first you will vomit (literally), and you wont know where to shoot.
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Yeah one will go down blinded

The rest of the goon squad will open up on you.

Or in your teensy mind, does a goon squad consist of only one person?
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Re: this is the best non-lethal option for when the vaxx goons show up at your door
32,000 lumens of gtfo my porch...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

100,000 lumens of gtfo my block...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

everyone needs one of these.
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100 rounds through center mass GET THAT FUCKING LIGHT OUT IF MY FUCKING EYES CUNT
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won't happen dumbass. if i shine a 32000 lumen strobe at you, first you will vomit (literally), and you wont know where to shoot.
 Quoting: mr dull socks


Yeah one will go down blinded

The rest of the goon squad will open up on you.

Or in your teensy mind, does a goon squad consist of only one person?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81017440


why would they shoot at someone who just had a flashlight? and if they came guns pulled i wouldnt just have a flashlight in my hand.

this coming from an aussie who just bent over and took it! hahahahahaha!

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32,000 lumens of gtfo my porch...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

100,000 lumens of gtfo my block...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

everyone needs one of these.
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100 rounds through center mass GET THAT FUCKING LIGHT OUT IF MY FUCKING EYES CUNT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81017440


won't happen dumbass. if i shine a 32000 lumen strobe at you, first you will vomit (literally), and you wont know where to shoot.
 Quoting: mr dull socks


Yeah one will go down blinded

The rest of the goon squad will open up on you.

Or in your teensy mind, does a goon squad consist of only one person?
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And you pussies gave up your guns and bent over allowing the gubmint to rape you with a vax. But we're the pussies?

epiclol
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100 rounds through center mass GET THAT FUCKING LIGHT OUT IF MY FUCKING EYES CUNT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81017440


won't happen dumbass. if i shine a 32000 lumen strobe at you, first you will vomit (literally), and you wont know where to shoot.
 Quoting: mr dull socks


Yeah one will go down blinded

The rest of the goon squad will open up on you.

Or in your teensy mind, does a goon squad consist of only one person?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81017440


why would they shoot at someone who just had a flashlight? and if they came guns pulled i wouldnt just have a flashlight in my hand.

this coming from an aussie who just bent over and took it! hahahahahaha!
 Quoting: mr dull socks


Yet to see a single protest in doomerica

And here in aus people are getting bashed and killed by the cops for protesting

When are you fat and totallY gutless well aremed meaningless fat arsed fuckwits gonna finally put the hotpockets down and do something?

I can see now WHY they didnt take your guns


You are all TOO FUCKING FAT AND USELESS AND UTTERLY FUCKING GUTLESS TO PICK EM UP.

And they FUCKING KNOW IT.

Gutless useless fucking FAT ARSED FUCKING COWARDS
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Bear spray.
 Quoting: Robotanimal


i am thinking more along the lines of something that can be used and no assault changes can be pressed against you.
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Keep a hornets nest next to the front door. It would be a pity if it fell down while they were on your front porch.
When you are afraid of losing your life, you have already lost your life.

Don't be afraid.
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One side is attempting to control the entire planet using a complex depopulation agenda with an engineered bioweapon and state of the art vaccine.

The other side is suggesting we blind them with flashlights.
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Bear spray.
 Quoting: Robotanimal


i am thinking more along the lines of something that can be used and no assault changes can be pressed against you.
 Quoting: mr dull socks


Keep a hornets nest next to the front door. It would be a pity if it fell down while they were on your front porch.
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not bad idea! lol
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My plan is to open my door and say to them, "Faigh fucked thu morons chan eil mi ga gabhail." They might walk away all confused and wonder what the hell I said.

(Translation from Scots Gaelic to English: "Get fucked, you morons, I'm not taking it.")
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won't happen dumbass. if i shine a 32000 lumen strobe at you, first you will vomit (literally), and you wont know where to shoot.
 Quoting: mr dull socks


Yeah one will go down blinded

The rest of the goon squad will open up on you.

Or in your teensy mind, does a goon squad consist of only one person?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81017440


why would they shoot at someone who just had a flashlight? and if they came guns pulled i wouldnt just have a flashlight in my hand.

this coming from an aussie who just bent over and took it! hahahahahaha!
 Quoting: mr dull socks


Yet to see a single protest in doomerica

And here in aus people are getting bashed and killed by the cops for protesting

When are you fat and totallY gutless well aremed meaningless fat arsed fuckwits gonna finally put the hotpockets down and do something?

I can see now WHY they didnt take your guns


You are all TOO FUCKING FAT AND USELESS AND UTTERLY FUCKING GUTLESS TO PICK EM UP.

And they FUCKING KNOW IT.

Gutless useless fucking FAT ARSED FUCKING COWARDS
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Didnt think you would answer this you gutless useless fat fucks
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won't happen dumbass. if i shine a 32000 lumen strobe at you, first you will vomit (literally), and you wont know where to shoot.
 Quoting: mr dull socks


Yeah one will go down blinded

The rest of the goon squad will open up on you.

Or in your teensy mind, does a goon squad consist of only one person?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81017440


why would they shoot at someone who just had a flashlight? and if they came guns pulled i wouldnt just have a flashlight in my hand.

this coming from an aussie who just bent over and took it! hahahahahaha!
 Quoting: mr dull socks


Yet to see a single protest in doomerica

And here in aus people are getting bashed and killed by the cops for protesting

When are you fat and totallY gutless well aremed meaningless fat arsed fuckwits gonna finally put the hotpockets down and do something?

I can see now WHY they didnt take your guns


You are all TOO FUCKING FAT AND USELESS AND UTTERLY FUCKING GUTLESS TO PICK EM UP.

And they FUCKING KNOW IT.

Gutless useless fucking FAT ARSED FUCKING COWARDS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81017440


thats because i live in oklahoma we never really bought into the BS here. it has been life as normal for the last 16 months here. we locked down for about 3 months then went back to normal. i suspect SHTF will come here fairly late in the game. until then i just live my life like i always have.

what would i protest?

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Re: this is the best non-lethal option for when the vaxx goons show up at your door
As a combat vet I’m here to tell you that a light is only going to piss someone off and make things worse on yourself.

You have two options in the real world.
1. Submit and surrender
2. Defend yourself, and use deadly force if necessary.

If you’re not a warrior in your heart (meaning you don’t have principles or convictions) then you’re basically fucked. Prostrate yourself and take it deep.

If you’d rather die than be a slave bitch to some criminals then there are many other passive options you can use besides lighting a fucker up, which 98% of you won’t actually be able to do when the time comes.

Block off your property with a fence or some other barricade and put up warning signs. That’ll be your legal disclaimer. I used a tractor to dig my tiger pits deep. Deep enough to not climb out of. There’s about 4 feet of water at the bottom for the hypothermia factor. If things get bad I have sharpened rebar beds I can place in there. You don’t have to go to extremes though. Simple knee deep concealed potholes in your yard will break an intruder’s ankle with the right preparation. You just need to block a driveway and reroute them through the pothole field.

Another option is a heavy spring loaded steal bar that swings down from a porch rafter in front of your doors that can be a river from a lanyard inside the house. This way if a bear or some other predator is at your door you can yank a rope and smash it’s skull. Even a couple of bears if necessary. I have a 2 inch by 5 foot steel bar spring loaded on each end with an old motorcycle suspension spring. It’s hidden above some flimsy decorative shit, will snap down with huge force, and easily kill a deer or bear. I won’t even use that door because it scares me.

Anyway those are a couple options if you live where predators might show up.
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32,000 lumens of gtfo my porch...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

100,000 lumens of gtfo my block...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

everyone needs one of these.
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100 rounds through center mass GET THAT FUCKING LIGHT OUT IF MY FUCKING EYES CUNT
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Head shot while you're guessing.......
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pool acid in a super soaker
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If I had the means I would build a trap door (James Bond style) that they would all fall into.
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Re: this is the best non-lethal option for when the vaxx goons show up at your door
As a combat vet I’m here to tell you that a light is only going to piss someone off and make things worse on yourself.

You have two options in the real world.
1. Submit and surrender
2. Defend yourself, and use deadly force if necessary.

If you’re not a warrior in your heart (meaning you don’t have principles or convictions) then you’re basically fucked. Prostrate yourself and take it deep.

If you’d rather die than be a slave bitch to some criminals then there are many other passive options you can use besides lighting a fucker up, which 98% of you won’t actually be able to do when the time comes.

Block off your property with a fence or some other barricade and put up warning signs. That’ll be your legal disclaimer. I used a tractor to dig my tiger pits deep. Deep enough to not climb out of. There’s about 4 feet of water at the bottom for the hypothermia factor. If things get bad I have sharpened rebar beds I can place in there. You don’t have to go to extremes though. Simple knee deep concealed potholes in your yard will break an intruder’s ankle with the right preparation. You just need to block a driveway and reroute them through the pothole field.

Another option is a heavy spring loaded steal bar that swings down from a porch rafter in front of your doors that can be a river from a lanyard inside the house. This way if a bear or some other predator is at your door you can yank a rope and smash it’s skull. Even a couple of bears if necessary. I have a 2 inch by 5 foot steel bar spring loaded on each end with an old motorcycle suspension spring. It’s hidden above some flimsy decorative shit, will snap down with huge force, and easily kill a deer or bear. I won’t even use that door because it scares me.

Anyway those are a couple options if you live where predators might show up.
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pool acid in a super soaker
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I like these so far.

You know, it's not going to be police or military coming to your door. It will be the imported haitians and other south americans deputized under CDC or something doing the door-to-door. I'm down for some tiger pits.
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they are just going to starve you and cut power to your water well.

then most will get in the cheese line.
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If they’re at the door you’re either dead or going to a camp.
I choose death.
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Just from the design of that, it is not that bright. True high output flashlights with 1/20th that rating have single lens all glass optics. That thing would blowtorch at that rating, or even 1/20th of it.
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32,000 lumens of gtfo my porch...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

100,000 lumens of gtfo my block...

[link to www.imalentstore.com (secure)]

everyone needs one of these.
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Non lethal? Wtf... when that day comes you better take a stand cause your ass is going to a camp. All parties can visit god before the day is over...
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non-lethal?

you're not too bright... no wonder you need a lightbulb.
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100 rounds through center mass GET THAT FUCKING LIGHT OUT IF MY FUCKING EYES CUNT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81017440


won't happen dumbass. if i shine a 32000 lumen strobe at you, first you will vomit (literally), and you wont know where to shoot.
 Quoting: mr dull socks


Yeah one will go down blinded

The rest of the goon squad will open up on you.

Or in your teensy mind, does a goon squad consist of only one person?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81017440


why would they shoot at someone who just had a flashlight? and if they came guns pulled i wouldnt just have a flashlight in my hand.

this coming from an aussie who just bent over and took it! hahahahahaha!
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They will shoot you. The light is disabling and can allow you to take their weapon same with bear spray. You have no fucking idea what you speak of. Be a man. Live by the sword...
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Bear spray.
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Lasers are better.

Legal to build, one second flash permanent whiteness for life.

They can't catch you if they can't see you. Great for melting CCD sensors as well. You know. For the robots.
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