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"Food that fucks with your mouth, a food with attitude parody thread"

 
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"Food that fucks with your mouth, a food with attitude parody thread"
I don't particularly like captain crunch because it cuts the roof of my mouth..

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Re: "Food that fucks with your mouth, a food with attitude parody thread"
At least you know that the word "mouth" contains no letter "f".

So there is that.

I always liked captain Crunch cereal; you need to let it bathe long in the milk to retain its inner crunky goodness whilst losing its abrasive outer crust.

I have been told that Captain Crunch cereal is fired at high pressure through a hose to strip the paint off of century-old warehouse beams as the building is rehabilitated into an antiquated restaurant.

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avocado seeds behoove me...who so unruly?
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Capn crunch..shit tears up my mouth. But ao damn good
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Toasted sandwiches on crusty French bread hurts my mouth sometimes.
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Nestle Hot coco. Get mouth ulcers every time i drink it.
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kettle chips.

tasty mouth shredding salty goodness!

chili cheese corn chips. will sand your tongue right down.
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I don't particularly like captain crunch because it cuts the roof of my mouth..

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That stuffs brutal
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The hot fries these days. I like spicy but many of those are like havin your mouth nuked.
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Cherry tootsie roll pops always cut my mouth up as a kid loved them despite it
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Cherry tootsie roll pops always cut my mouth up as a kid loved them despite it
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I like the chocolate pops, but yeah they get a little slice in them.
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Triscuit crackers: infinitely delicious, yet insidiously devastating to your mouth.

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Ever wonder why your mouth hurts after eating a lot of pineapple? It has bromelaine in it. It's an enzyme that eats protein. So it literally eats your flesh in your mouth.
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Gardetto's or Chex mix rye bread pieces.

Like chewing rocks and sand. Teeth busters but worth it.
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Ever wonder why your mouth hurts after eating a lot of pineapple? It has bromelaine in it. It's an enzyme that eats protein. So it literally eats your flesh in your mouth.
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Papaya will dissolve a zippy bag.

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Re: "Food that fucks with your mouth, a food with attitude parody thread"
Corn Nuts.

They are so hard I have actually broken teeth on them when they were included in a snack mix I purchased.

They are unsuitable even as cattle feed.


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Capn crunch..shit tears up my mouth. But ao damn good
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Lol, that's so true!

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Plantain chips.

They are like potato chips but thicker and harder.





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