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have you ever cheated at the self checkout??

 
Off Grid AZ

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Not on purpose, but I once walked out with a large Coleman cooler that took up more than half the cart.

There was nothing inside it because I wasn't getting a lot of stuff. I rang up all my normal sized grocery stuff then paid and rolled out. It was something about the size and platform nature of the item - it didn't register to me as groceries (and I may have been a little buzzed, too).

Surprising that nobody stopped me or even checked my receipt with such a large object!
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10/24/2021 05:06 PM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
I would never check myself out, I leave that to the ladies.
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Nope, and I don't intend to ever do it.

Never forget that God is watching.
 Quoting: Gelatinous Mass


Not that I'm Christian in the literal sense.

Proverbs 6 : 30

Men do not despise a thief, if he steal to satisfy his soul when he is hungry;
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Not on purpose, but I once walked out with a large Coleman cooler that took up more than half the cart.

There was nothing inside it because I wasn't getting a lot of stuff. I rang up all my normal sized grocery stuff then paid and rolled out. It was something about the size and platform nature of the item - it didn't register to me as groceries (and I may have been a little buzzed, too).

Surprising that nobody stopped me or even checked my receipt with such a large object!
 Quoting: Off Grid AZ


Translation:

I once stole a Coleman cooler.

It was stuffed with expensive items

I didn't return it because why would I, I stole it.

I got clean away with it, so being high is as good of an excuse as any for why I did it.


Man just own it dude. You stole some shit from walmart

Quit lying on top of the stealing. "God" will forgive you for the stealing, but the LYING gets you this shit right here, Malachi:
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10/24/2021 05:12 PM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Nope, and I don't intend to ever do it.

Never forget that God is watching.
 Quoting: Gelatinous Mass


Not that I'm Christian in the literal sense.

Proverbs 6 : 30

Men do not despise a thief, if he steal to satisfy his soul when he is hungry;
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79875786


No sane man blames a person who steals from a sworn enemy either\\Religion makes you insane
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Last Edited by DrGu on 10/24/2021 05:19 PM
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I would never check myself out, I leave that to the ladies.
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I dont trust them to touch my food. Its bad enough the stock boys touch it. Shit has to be considered infectious.
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
ya know, sorta like *forget* to scan something. or if the scanner doesn't read / beep just put it in your cart anyhow, knowing you can play stupid if they catch you...
 Quoting: Jumping Jack Flash


Nope! Never!
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You have only pointed out you are a low IQ imbecile who lives off of the govt. tit. and by stealing what isn't yours. You cannot buy anything from anyone, even if you remove the retailer. Don't you know that fitty-cent gallon of Mt. Dew is MADE by someone and sold by a retailer? You speak of sh## a lot since that's all you know how to make on your own.

You don't have "people." You only think you do.

I steal from NO ONE. It would be my honor to teach you a lesson should you ever try to steal from me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80601076

"RETAIL SALES" = THEFT FROM THE PRODUCERS


PERIOD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


Don't you realize it takes retailers for you to get your favorite products like Mt. Dew? But is PepsiCo a PRODUCER in the purest sense? They do produce the golden juice prized by many but they also distribute to the mega retailers where you buy (or in your case, steal) the stuff and PepsiCo intends to make a big profit. PepsiCo cannot just make Mt. Dew out of thin air so they need the help of other producers of products. They have to obtain the sugar, sodium benzoate, brominated vegetable oil, calcium disodium EDTA, yellow 5, etc. to make it. They absolutely DO make more on the final product than they pay for the ingredients. According to your paradigm, this is just wrong and you expect the folks at PepsiCo to give you the golden juice you desire for FREE because they are making money by marking up products. If you are to live by your own logic, you will need to OBTAIN the aforementioned list of ingredients yourself to make your own Mt. Dew thereby supporting your stance that ONLY true producers deserve to make a profit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80601076

I dont need anything that i cant buy from the ones who made it, FREE ENTERPRISE.

NOTHING

Wanting and needing is two different things my friend. You are owned by your own covetous, a desire for things you have not yet earned, and they are willing to give them to you in return for your life long servitude.
There is none so hopelessly enslaved as he who does not feel his yoke.


Put a yoke on me and watch how fast I kick you in the face the first opportunity I get

I am happy with the simplest things of life, in fact I think we'd all be happier.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


Do you or do you NOT buy from a retail shop EVER? Ok then.

Don't worry there is nothing I want from you but if I did, I would not steal it from you.

I am blessed that I don't live in debt so the yoke I bear is easy and the burden light.

Stealing is wrong. Sorry you can't understand this basic truth but most likely, you need to justify this behavior and you have deserted the basic truths "your" people believe in. I am sure your elders would help you if you go to them.
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10/24/2021 05:18 PM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
never used one, i dont work for free especially after being robbed i go through A human checkout
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10/24/2021 05:19 PM
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never used one, i dont work for free especially after being robbed i go through A human checkout
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"RETAIL SALES" = THEFT FROM THE PRODUCERS


PERIOD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


Don't you realize it takes retailers for you to get your favorite products like Mt. Dew? But is PepsiCo a PRODUCER in the purest sense? They do produce the golden juice prized by many but they also distribute to the mega retailers where you buy (or in your case, steal) the stuff and PepsiCo intends to make a big profit. PepsiCo cannot just make Mt. Dew out of thin air so they need the help of other producers of products. They have to obtain the sugar, sodium benzoate, brominated vegetable oil, calcium disodium EDTA, yellow 5, etc. to make it. They absolutely DO make more on the final product than they pay for the ingredients. According to your paradigm, this is just wrong and you expect the folks at PepsiCo to give you the golden juice you desire for FREE because they are making money by marking up products. If you are to live by your own logic, you will need to OBTAIN the aforementioned list of ingredients yourself to make your own Mt. Dew thereby supporting your stance that ONLY true producers deserve to make a profit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80601076

I dont need anything that i cant buy from the ones who made it, FREE ENTERPRISE.

NOTHING

Wanting and needing is two different things my friend. You are owned by your own covetous, a desire for things you have not yet earned, and they are willing to give them to you in return for your life long servitude.
There is none so hopelessly enslaved as he who does not feel his yoke.


Put a yoke on me and watch how fast I kick you in the face the first opportunity I get

I am happy with the simplest things of life, in fact I think we'd all be happier.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


Do you or do you NOT buy from a retail shop EVER? Ok then.

Don't worry there is nothing I want from you but if I did, I would not steal it from you.

I am blessed that I don't live in debt so the yoke I bear is easy and the burden light.

Stealing is wrong. Sorry you can't understand this basic truth but most likely, you need to justify this behavior and you have deserted the basic truths "your" people believe in. I am sure your elders would help you if you go to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80601076

You have your "god" and your morality, and I have mine
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Not on purpose, but I once walked out with a large Coleman cooler that took up more than half the cart.

There was nothing inside it because I wasn't getting a lot of stuff. I rang up all my normal sized grocery stuff then paid and rolled out. It was something about the size and platform nature of the item - it didn't register to me as groceries (and I may have been a little buzzed, too).

Surprising that nobody stopped me or even checked my receipt with such a large object!
 Quoting: Off Grid AZ


Translation:

I once stole a Coleman cooler.

It was stuffed with expensive items

I didn't return it because why would I, I stole it.

I got clean away with it, so being high is as good of an excuse as any for why I did it.


Man just own it dude. You stole some shit from walmart

Quit lying on top of the stealing. "God" will forgive you for the stealing, but the LYING gets you this shit right here, Malachi:
'




epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


I do own it, because though it was initially an accident, I didn't return it. And now I own the cooler, too.

Anyways, not in the mood to talk to the loser, welfare Native American today - you're just too bitchy and whiny.

Translation of all your posts: "I have an inferiority complex".
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
you need to justify this behavior and you have deserted the basic truths "your" people believe in. I am sure your elders would help you if you go to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80601076


Our elders believe in stealing from our enemies

Trust me on this one

We dont fight an enemy using moral rules they dont follow themselves, that is stupid and suicidal.

We found that out the hard way

Fuck you and your morality, and your whitelaw.
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10/24/2021 05:24 PM

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
No
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles in it.
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Not on purpose, but I once walked out with a large Coleman cooler that took up more than half the cart.

There was nothing inside it because I wasn't getting a lot of stuff. I rang up all my normal sized grocery stuff then paid and rolled out. It was something about the size and platform nature of the item - it didn't register to me as groceries (and I may have been a little buzzed, too).

Surprising that nobody stopped me or even checked my receipt with such a large object!
 Quoting: Off Grid AZ


Translation:

I once stole a Coleman cooler.

It was stuffed with expensive items

I didn't return it because why would I, I stole it.

I got clean away with it, so being high is as good of an excuse as any for why I did it.


Man just own it dude. You stole some shit from walmart

Quit lying on top of the stealing. "God" will forgive you for the stealing, but the LYING gets you this shit right here, Malachi:
'




epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


I do own it, because though it was initially an accident, I didn't return it. And now I own the cooler, too.

Anyways, not in the mood to talk to the loser, welfare Native American today - you're just too bitchy and whiny.

Translation of all your posts: "I have an inferiority complex".
 Quoting: Off Grid AZ

Translation:

I am on relief , I am a thief who steals things I do not need from an enemy I dont have, I am ON THE RAG, and I am full of shit. SOrry to bother you.


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10/24/2021 05:31 PM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
"white man speak with forked tongue"

lmao
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10/24/2021 05:34 PM

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No i like the fact they trust me to self checkout so I have no intention of cheating the system and ruining a good thing
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
ya know, sorta like *forget* to scan something. or if the scanner doesn't read / beep just put it in your cart anyhow, knowing you can play stupid if they catch you...
 Quoting: Jumping Jack Flash


Never

Gd*TWO*bAlive MJ
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
No. Not intentionally.

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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
you need to justify this behavior and you have deserted the basic truths "your" people believe in. I am sure your elders would help you if you go to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80601076


Our elders believe in stealing from our enemies

Trust me on this one

We dont fight an enemy using moral rules they dont follow themselves, that is stupid and suicidal.

We found that out the hard way

Fuck you and your morality, and your whitelaw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


Your elders elders were losers. Things haven't improved.

.
Whatever It Takes
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Never...we eventually answer for every thought and deed .
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
I accidentally stole a 2 pack of AAA batteries once.
I didn't take them back. I meant to but kept forgetting, then one day just put them in the remote control.

It was an accident, your honor, Honest!
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
you need to justify this behavior and you have deserted the basic truths "your" people believe in. I am sure your elders would help you if you go to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80601076


Our elders believe in stealing from our enemies

Trust me on this one

We dont fight an enemy using moral rules they dont follow themselves, that is stupid and suicidal.

We found that out the hard way

Fuck you and your morality, and your whitelaw.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


Your elders elders were losers. Things haven't improved.

.
 Quoting: Whatever It Takes


The game isn't over and the scoreboard shows you way behind, and the world hates you as much as we do because you did the same shit to them, didn't you?

It's people of your own kind that are your problem.
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Never...we eventually answer for every thought and deed .
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It hasn't occurred to yo that your life is punishing for the wrong you do?

If it hasn't yet, it will.
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Never...we eventually answer for every thought and deed .
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It hasn't occurred to yo that your life is punishing for the wrong you do?

If it hasn't yet, it will.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


Huh?
Ethereal
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"white man speak with forked tongue"

lmao
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“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
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Never...we eventually answer for every thought and deed .
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It hasn't occurred to yo that your life is punishing for the wrong you do?

If it hasn't yet, it will.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


Huh? Kinda just said the same thing in broader terms .
 Quoting: Sonder

Ethereal
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Never...we eventually answer for every thought and deed .
 Quoting: Sonder


It hasn't occurred to yo that your life is punishing for the wrong you do?

If it hasn't yet, it will.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81042018


Huh?
 Quoting: Sonder


You are piling up crap, and it only stacks so high





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