Biden evacuated from COP26

shit his pants again?

Evacuated "from" or "at"?

No one wants to kill his old ass

Diaper emergency. Poopey pantz strikes again!

I interpreted it as more of his handlers shutting him down before he went off script or his programming malfunctioned.

His motorcade needs a black armored truck with an armored porta potty in the back.

maybe he got covid from Jen

Guess he had his own methane pledge.

UHHH, yea they do.

I can't even imagine what it's like to be in the same room with that collection of old bloated gassy wind bags for any length of time. That must be one hell of a stench.

He was probably leaving a steamy brown trail of pop all over COP26.

Oh no not another "accident"? This is getting so embarassing.

Why? Because my thread was unscrupulously copied and turned away from the hilarity of the whole situation...the president of the most powerful nation on earth has to be evacuated because the Secret Service was scared of "climate protestors"!