Dear unvaxxed kids,

Walk into your host's home and cough loudly and vigorously on said Turkey. Then, announce you are charging the vaxxed guests $10 to sit at the table, to eat it. Your sputum contains the real antibodies the vaxxed idiots can no longer make for themselves.

Then, in keeping with the spirit of the Holidays, take a walk over to 620 Eighth Avenue, between 40th and 41st Streets, and take a large dump on the sidewalk to provide more antibodies for the vaxxed memebrs of the MSM "Rivers of Shit" inside the "old lady". (Just claim you're black, the cops will smile and make sure you're able to finish safely).