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CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey

 
President Elect Elect

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Step one, rub some hand sanitizer on the bird.
Step two put a mask on the bird before putting it in the oven. Step three save the planet and don't use any house hold utilities.
Step four fight with your family over every topic you can think of.
Step five snich and report all activity to the thought police.
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The CDC says to just eat your turkey raw, it's for the greater good.

A sports player, actor, and musician agree.
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Dump salt on it and in it and rinse it all off.
Been doing it for decades, from generation to generation.
I’ll take our safe tradition over any government joke that wants us all dead.
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This sounds like a conversation you might have with a costa rica cutie.
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
So do I wash it or not?
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Wash everything!

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You can put in a salt brine and soak it overnight if you want.
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So do I wash it or not?
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Wash everything!

headlessch
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Save even more time, don't even take it out of the plastic, just poke a few holes in it and throw it in the microwave
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I'm thinking anything the CDC suggests, I'm going to do the opposite.
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
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Sounds like it saves us the time of brining it.

Does this turkey taste extra salty?
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I wash it before I kill it, but not after ... got ya.
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lulz. Brining it for coupla days now in icewater and not gonna go into it all... but LOL yeh thx CDC fer telling me what I've been doing for 20+ years is bullshit!

Guess I should wear a mask too!
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016


while that might go on.

the spitting

the peeing

etc.

are people really horny enough that they jerk off on animal products?

i remember there were some guys caught in arizona at a taco bell..about 10 years ago, who were taking big dumps in the bean pot...that i totally believed, plus the beans were tested, and contained massive amounts of feces

that i believe..

but who really tugs on out at work?
 Quoting: Grove Street (revived)


Doesn’t matter ....as long as the food is cooked to temp you are good to go...don’t sweat it.
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I wash it before I kill it, but not after ... got ya.
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
BULLSHIT !

Screw this advice.

I will ALWAYS rinse the bird well. Really well. It has been soaking in
an injected brine and natural body juices for weeks, if not months.

Hot temperatures can kill most germs — usually at least 140 degrees Fahrenheit.

Since you normally cook a bird to an internal temperature of 155 or so, then remove it
from the oven where it continues to cook itself for 10 or so min, this should be more than fine.

After the COVID lies, I will NEVER trust any guidance the CDC issues.

Last Edited by Gelatinous Mass on 11/25/2021 12:59 AM
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
How can I possibly be sure that the illegal Mexican who prepped my turkey was not sick with covid, leprosy, or had close contact with Joe Biden prior to packaging my bird?

It'd be my luck that meat plant worker had just finished digging in his tape worm infested ass prior to packing up my turkey bird.

Thanks anyway, I'll continue to rinse my turkey in the sink with a mix of bleach and water prior to cooking.

I feel much safer doing this.
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can't spread germs in my solid copper sink, that kills them on contact

fuck the cdc- they would prefer you eat the germs - knowing cold water kills bacteria

are you serious? not wash the bird - ever look inside one? even the organic ones are disgusting

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I love patting mine dry and putting little booties on it.
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I wouldn't do a damn thing this agency tells me to!!
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I wash it before I kill it, but not after ... got ya.
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Can't believe I actually watched that.
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How can I possibly be sure that the illegal Mexican who prepped my turkey was not sick with covid, leprosy, or had close contact with Joe Biden prior to packaging my bird?

It'd be my luck that meat plant worker had just finished digging in his tape worm infested ass prior to packing up my turkey bird.

Thanks anyway, I'll continue to rinse my turkey in the sink with a mix of bleach and water prior to cooking.

I feel much safer doing this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72250778



Somebody with covid could sneeze all over your turkey and you would be fine. its going in the oven and will kill all the germs. It literally does not matter.
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I wash it before I kill it, but not after ... got ya.
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Can't believe I actually watched that.
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Dirty bird! He was a special guy eh?
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Guess how many times I've gotten sick from handling raw poultry and not even washing my hands...

Zero

And we raise and butcher our own chickens
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Such stupid advice, on so many levels. Thanks big brother, but I think I'll continue cooking my food how I like it cooked.
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I love patting mine dry and putting little booties on it.
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Ooooo, I bet you do!

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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
With Thanksgiving almost here, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued tips on the safest way to prepare your turkey.

First of all, you should not wash or rinse your bird. That may seem counterintuitive, but washing the turkey can spread germs and bacteria all over your kitchen.
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Do not wash or rinse raw turkey. Federal food safety advice has recommended against washing turkey or chicken since 2005, but some habits are hard to break. A 2020 survey* found that 78% of participants reported washing or rinsing turkey before cooking. Old recipes and family cooking traditions may tempt you to keep this practice going, but it can make you and your family sick. Poultry juices can spread in the kitchen and contaminate other foods, utensils, and countertops.
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 Quoting: REINSBLUT


But using the turkey in a glory hole in a gay bar is perfectly acceptable turkey preparation...according to the CDC
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I wash it before I kill it, but not after ... got ya.
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Careful, don’t choke your chicken.
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How can I possibly be sure that the illegal Mexican who prepped my turkey was not sick with covid, leprosy, or had close contact with Joe Biden prior to packaging my bird?

It'd be my luck that meat plant worker had just finished digging in his tape worm infested ass prior to packing up my turkey bird.

Thanks anyway, I'll continue to rinse my turkey in the sink with a mix of bleach and water prior to cooking.

I feel much safer doing this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72250778



Somebody with covid could sneeze all over your turkey and you would be fine. its going in the oven and will kill all the germs. It literally does not matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75953087



Maybe so, but how do you fix the Biden and tape worm potential?

Everyone has been exposed to covid by now, but Biden and tape worms?

Creeping me out man,,,
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Re: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
With Thanksgiving almost here, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued tips on the safest way to prepare your turkey.

First of all, you should not wash or rinse your bird. That may seem counterintuitive, but washing the turkey can spread germs and bacteria all over your kitchen.
[link to www.webmd.com (secure)]



Do not wash or rinse raw turkey. Federal food safety advice has recommended against washing turkey or chicken since 2005, but some habits are hard to break. A 2020 survey* found that 78% of participants reported washing or rinsing turkey before cooking. Old recipes and family cooking traditions may tempt you to keep this practice going, but it can make you and your family sick. Poultry juices can spread in the kitchen and contaminate other foods, utensils, and countertops.
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 Quoting: REINSBLUT


So according to the Fed & CDC we are suppose to buy a Tofurkey and Not Wash it before cooking it?

I am so confused now .......





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