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Message Subject CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
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It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016


It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC.

Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs.
How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it?

I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness.
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


Exactly! If you can't figure out how to rinse a turkey off without spreading juice all over the kitchen then you probably shouldn't be in charge of the cooking.

I'm not sure slathering chlorinated city water all over it it the healthiest thing but you gotta wash it.
 
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