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The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 61017279  United States11/25/2021 09:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "OHHH NOOSE, Mr. Bill!" So, who's eating SPAM for Thanksgiving?  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| Riff-Raff DEFCON 4 User ID: 81217112 United States11/25/2021 09:12 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | https://imgur.com/a/sblykMb"Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| The Rickest Rick Sanchez User ID: 65121889 United States11/25/2021 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm totally protected from Crowvid.  The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author. |
| BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States11/25/2021 09:17 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | PIC NUMBER 1 "In my face": Quoting: burneracct GLP says mask mandates are “for the birds” I believe everything I read on GLP Freddy the pigeon was going to change the world with his new invention, biodegradable diapers...But something just didn't feel right about them... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
| Riff-Raff DEFCON 4 User ID: 81217112 United States11/25/2021 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BREAKING NEWS - New York City - The mayor of New York City, in an astonishing unprecedented move, has mandated the wearing of masks for all pigeons inside city limits. "Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 61017279 United States11/25/2021 09:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. I can't see to fly but I'm safe from Corona! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26669668 2. Remember Bears are People Too! 3. Are you finding everything you need? 4. Now to complete this online order for a skid of Temptations treats.... NOTE TO CAPTION CONTEST A.C.'S You need to have a "blue name" (free registration) for me to be able to award you an UPGRADE PRIZE! Be sure to go out and come back into the Forum and follow the prompts to register. You do NOT need a paid account to enter the contest--but you must have a BLUE NAME to get an upgrade! Thanks for remembering this important point! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 61017279 United States11/25/2021 09:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BREAKING NEWS - New York City - The mayor of New York City, in an astonishing unprecedented move, has mandated the wearing of masks for all pigeons inside city limits. Quoting: Riff-Raff  I would NOT be surprised at all! In the beginning videos in 2019-2020 from CHY-NA there were actual videos of citizens putting masks on their dogs. (NOT kidding.) Those were such EXCELLENT FEAR-MONGERING VIDEOS...sad they had to go to waste when we all figured it out! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 61017279 United States11/25/2021 09:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | https://imgur.com/opDTEHUhttps://imgur.com/Fphcy6Fhttps://imgur.com/XC14q4Bhttps://imgur.com/OI4YRJFBRILLIANT! Love it when someone takes the time to make smilies! lol! Really good job! Thanks for the laughs!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Make Free Speech Great Again User ID: 80554853 United States11/25/2021 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | #1 - "I bought this camouflage over at GLP... shhh, you can't see me." #2 - "Remember the A1 Sauce this Thanksgiving" #3 - "They told me it was a Batman Audition for Fandango Rangers" #4 - "Look, another Cat Person on GLP!!" Last Edited by Make Free Speech Great Again on 11/25/2021 09:28 AM The real trick is to learn to think critically; ask better and more questions. Don't accept anything at face value. Be sure you're making healthy decisions, getting adequate rest and spending proper time reflecting on things. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 61017279 United States11/25/2021 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's a RIOT! If pigeons controlled the media...(instead of VILE WORMS) ...I think they would actually rename the virus "CROW-VID"--You're right! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 61017279 United States11/25/2021 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| Vapor Trails User ID: 77333990 United States11/25/2021 09:35 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :DEPOTdoggie: CKP Has Me Fully Vaxxed And Wormed For Work, AMA I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe [link to youtu.be (secure)] |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 61017279 United States11/25/2021 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Picture 1 Caption: "Yep, the bird-brained GLP Moderators are always in your face on GLP" Quoting: Anonymuus Coward Picture 2 Caption: "Crude, coarse and juvenile attempts at blackmailing cash out your pocket for a worthless membership is something you'll just have to grin and bear from the ignorant goons on GLP" Picture 3 Caption: "If you think I'm a dog, you should meet Trinity's wife" Picture 4 Caption: "They banned me when I'm trying to help out someone whose suicidal? This is a CATASTROPHY" THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF POSTS THAT I NORMALLY DELETE ...MAINLY...TRASH-TALK ABOUT THE ADMIN AND MODS. BUT I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT IF THE MODS FIND THIS OFFENSIVE FIRST...MODS HAVE BEEN ALERTED. ANY FURTHER MOD/ADMIN TRASH POSTS WILL BE DELETED. The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 11/25/2021 10:20 AM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 61017279 United States11/25/2021 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So...first I stuff the mouse in the rabbit, THEN I stuff the rabbit in the Turkey..Season with Oil and fresh Catnip..Bake at 450 for 5 hours. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 61017279 United States11/25/2021 10:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | PIC NUMBER 4: Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie  Tigger, while searching for his lost litter-mates, realizes searching for "Lost Furry Pussies" did not give him the results he wanted..... omg! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , Updated Catastrophe video pg. 114 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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Happy thanksgiving GLP.