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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12947052  United States11/25/2021 08:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Happy Thanksgiving GLP! It's not necessary to reply with a haiku, but it would be a lot cooler if you did! Cheers!  Thread: Get your turkeys now Thread: How to prepare a Turkey Thread: Imagine Turkey             |
BRIEF  User ID: 79662918 United States11/25/2021 08:58 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fall is here again The Turkey is stuffed and fat Your family too Last Edited by BRIEF on 11/25/2021 09:00 AM I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
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| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 09:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Just beautifulDo more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 09:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Twitching, uncooked turkey dog poop hiding in the leaves last pair of depends Last Edited by 5lats on 11/25/2021 10:20 AM Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 09:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol! Thanks! It's a bit warped because I'm smoking my lunch and I've had a few too many.  Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States11/25/2021 09:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ha! Excellent Brief :) Good morning and I hope you have a very Happy Thanksgiving <3 Thank you, it is...Dinner is postponed until Saturday, dad (82) has been in the hospital with cancer and he just had them install a G-tube because he just can't make himself eat...That's the fighting spirit of a NAVY gunner, Gunners mate second class! So, I'm going to go see him in the hospital again today, but tomorrow I'm taking the older two grandkids swimming  Happy Thanksgiving! Thanks-gobbling! I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 12947052 United States11/25/2021 09:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Rubbing my balding scalp as it comes out wet and bloody a tooth on the floor  Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 12947052 United States11/25/2021 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ha! Excellent Brief :) Good morning and I hope you have a very Happy Thanksgiving <3 Thank you, it is...Dinner is postponed until Saturday, dad (82) has been in the hospital with cancer and he just had them install a G-tube because he just can't make himself eat...That's the fighting spirit of a NAVY gunner, Gunners mate second class! So, I'm going to go see him in the hospital again today, but tomorrow I'm taking the older two grandkids swimming Happy Thanksgiving! Thanks-gobbling! I'm sorry to hear that about your dad, Brief, but I'm glad to hear you're visiting him today. You're a thoughtful son (and grandfather). Man, you've been around the block! |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 12947052 United States11/25/2021 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 09:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Smelling Christmas meat a hidden seat by the heat cranberries on my shoe  Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ha! Excellent Brief :) Good morning and I hope you have a very Happy Thanksgiving <3 Thank you, it is...Dinner is postponed until Saturday, dad (82) has been in the hospital with cancer and he just had them install a G-tube because he just can't make himself eat...That's the fighting spirit of a NAVY gunner, Gunners mate second class! So, I'm going to go see him in the hospital again today, but tomorrow I'm taking the older two grandkids swimming Happy Thanksgiving! Thanks-gobbling! I'm sorry to hear that about your dad, Brief, but I'm glad to hear you're visiting him today. You're a thoughtful son (and grandfather). Man, you've been around the block! Yeah, me too.. sorry to hear. The worst crap always happens to the best people. Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :fgetrhtyhty:  Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 12947052 United States11/25/2021 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 10:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :nkba: Man bun on the knot nipple soy on my pant leg get the fuck away Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :;lpkojh8g7tn6rbe::m,njhygt: Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a fun thread.  Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| The Electrician User ID: 78995314 United States11/25/2021 10:23 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| ArchimedesGirl User ID: 80085004 United States11/25/2021 10:25 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gold autumn leaves fall Whistling wind and frost Winter is coming Apples become hot cider Keeping the heart warm. Prophetic dreams about a coming war and those who survive: Thread: "Communism for California" west coast riots from 2006 dream (update: streaming hive mind dream) How to Eject: Thread: Game Over - a Journey to Freedom (story complete) |
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| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 10:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sleepy squirrel runs home shoveling the damn sidewalk please pass the gravy :knbvfde: Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 12947052 United States11/25/2021 10:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| 5lats User ID: 78361275 United States11/25/2021 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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