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Whelp mom listened to them!! didn't wash the turkey!

 
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Well, now I know why I wasn't getting customers at my Turkey Wash.
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Amazing, how I've survived all these decades without the guiding hand of daddy government.

We all know that anything that dies expels its bowels. Smart to wash off the e-coli and salmonella and packaged turkey slime.
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Why wash it and possibly spread salmonella everywhere. Just pop it in the oven. It will kill all pathogens and your bird comes out disinfected.
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Re: Whelp mom listened to them!! didn't wash the turkey!
what kind of a moran tells people not to wash the turkey?
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The one that wants the masses to handle turkeys with smallpox rubbed on their skin so the new pandemic begins.
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Why wash it and possibly spread salmonella everywhere. Just pop it in the oven. It will kill all pathogens and your bird comes out disinfected.
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Thats only true for pathogens that are heat sensitive.

Some pathogens can withstand high heat, and in fact replicate more with heat.
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That's why you shower with it before you cook it. I like to dance with it in the shower.
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Re: Whelp mom listened to them!! didn't wash the turkey!
Why wash it and possibly spread salmonella everywhere. Just pop it in the oven. It will kill all pathogens and your bird comes out disinfected.
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Thats only true for pathogens that are heat sensitive.

Some pathogens can withstand high heat, and in fact replicate more with heat.
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Give me an example of a pathogen on turkey that can survive several hours in a 350 degree oven..... If that shit is on your bird... it's too late to worry about it. Pack your bag for a hospital visit.
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That's why you shower with it before you cook it. I like to dance with it in the shower.
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I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter one way or the other, provided you cook the bird properly.
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Get ready for an extra helping of spike protein.
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Why wash it and possibly spread salmonella everywhere. Just pop it in the oven. It will kill all pathogens and your bird comes out disinfected.
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Thats only true for pathogens that are heat sensitive.

Some pathogens can withstand high heat, and in fact replicate more with heat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80608675


Give me an example of a pathogen on turkey that can survive several hours in a 350 degree oven..... If that shit is on your bird... it's too late to worry about it. Pack your bag for a hospital visit.
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It all depends on what the machines or people at the meat packing plant put on them.

Imagine Billy G. sends out his reps to pay the owners of the packing plants to add these special vials onto the meats.

The CDC then tells the public dont wash your meats.

Meats make everyone sick.

Media says "aha, see, meats are the problem. Thats why you should eat synthetic meats".


Billy G. laughs all the way to the bank.
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cooked salmonella is best salmonella
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Why wash it and possibly spread salmonella everywhere. Just pop it in the oven. It will kill all pathogens and your bird comes out disinfected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80759460


Thats only true for pathogens that are heat sensitive.

Some pathogens can withstand high heat, and in fact replicate more with heat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80608675


Give me an example of a pathogen on turkey that can survive several hours in a 350 degree oven..... If that shit is on your bird... it's too late to worry about it. Pack your bag for a hospital visit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80759460


It all depends on what the machines or people at the meat packing plant put on them.

Imagine Billy G. sends out his reps to pay the owners of the packing plants to add these special vials onto the meats.

The CDC then tells the public dont wash your meats.

Meats make everyone sick.

Media says "aha, see, meats are the problem. Thats why you should eat synthetic meats".


Billy G. laughs all the way to the bank.
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Thread: Don't worry. Your turkey has been fully vaccinated.
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1. Raise the Turkey from a chick, protect from predators while it grows
2. 3-4 days before T-Giving blow its head off with a .357 bird shot load
3. Wait for the twitching to stop
4. Pluck and dress
5. Brine turkey for 24 hours
6. place turkey in refrigerator until ready to cook
7. Rinse turkey off
8. Smoke turkey in gas smoker for 4 hours
9. Remove from smoker, season and stuff
10. Finish roasting turkey in roaster
11. Let turkey rest for 30 minutes
12. Slice turkey
13. Enjoy
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That's why you shower with it before you cook it. I like to dance with it in the shower.
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That’s not dancing lol
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what kind of a moran tells people not to wash the turkey?
 Quoting: notsofastmr


Thread: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
 Quoting: WokWook


what a bunch of retards.

EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS YOU PREPARE THE POULTRY BY WASHING IT AND PUT IT IN THE ROASTING TIN.

THEN BLEACK DOWN EVERYTHING

WHAT KIND OF A MORAN DOESNT BLEACH DOWN AFTER PREPARING POULTRY?
 Quoting: notsofastmr


I bleach everything, man. I hop in the shower and pour that Clorox (name brand only) on my head. Gives me blond leg hairs like Brandon.
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what kind of a moran tells people not to wash the turkey?
 Quoting: notsofastmr


The same ones that are pushing the clot shot. They're trying to kill us.
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They KNOW SOMETHING (IMHO...) There are 42 million turkeys
being consummed in the U.S.A. today...if there has been
something PUT ON THE RAW TURKEY before it is packaged...
like someone in the turkey processing plants who has an
INSANE grudge (think of the Wisconsin Christmas Parade guy)
...it could be ANYTHING ON THERE and if you touch it
(without rubber gloves--always use new clean rubber gloves
to process a turkey...) WELL...THERE YOU GO...

TOMORROW'S MSM "NEWS"

I'm having salmon! lmao

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Seriously is washing Poultry a thing ?

I always thought it was a REALLY BIG NO...NO

Splashing bacteria in water all over the place,contaminating the fuck out of the Kitchen area.

Cooking poultry correctly at the right temperature effectively kills all harmful bacteria.And means you haven't spread fuck knows what Bugs all over the Kitchen.
 Quoting: Dogsbollocks


Yep. It is a big no-no to wash away the prion and graphene juice. Obviously there's something to it if the CDC says NO to something so obvious.
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what kind of a moran tells people not to wash the turkey?
 Quoting: notsofastmr


Thread: CDC: Don’t Wash Your Thanksgiving Turkey
 Quoting: WokWook


what a bunch of retards.

EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS YOU PREPARE THE POULTRY BY WASHING IT AND PUT IT IN THE ROASTING TIN.

THEN BLEACK DOWN EVERYTHING

WHAT KIND OF A MORAN DOESNT BLEACH DOWN AFTER PREPARING POULTRY?
 Quoting: notsofastmr


I bleach everything, man. I hop in the shower and pour that Clorox (name brand only) on my head. Gives me blond leg hairs like Brandon.
 Quoting: A Jackson


Oh...THAT's it! I always wondered why you had blond
hair for Christmas!

cheers
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Re: Whelp mom listened to them!! didn't wash the turkey!
My brother used to be an power engineer in a chicken slaughter plant.
I know not turkeys but its similar.
He said they put some chemical concoction into the birds now that kills salmonella and other crap.
That plus cooking would kill all bacteria etc.
Might be different in the u.s..
I forget what he said they used but it was pretty toxic shit.
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Yep, found out after it was too late and already in the oven while I had run out to get hot pockets for tomorrow! deadhorsewtfdamned
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How about stop bleaching everything. A slight exposure to salmonella from touching a counter where poultry will not make you sick and infact boost your immunity to future food poisoning. Immune system is like a muscle, you need to train it. And quit it with that fucking methanol hand sanatizer thats poisoning people too.
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Re: Whelp mom listened to them!! didn't wash the turkey!
what kind of a moran tells people not to wash the turkey?
 Quoting: notsofastmr


The same ones that are pushing the clot shot. They're trying to kill us.
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


They KNOW SOMETHING (IMHO...) There are 42 million turkeys
being consummed in the U.S.A. today...if there has been
something PUT ON THE RAW TURKEY before it is packaged...
like someone in the turkey processing plants who has an
INSANE grudge (think of the Wisconsin Christmas Parade guy)
...it could be ANYTHING ON THERE and if you touch it
(without rubber gloves--always use new clean rubber gloves
to process a turkey...) WELL...THERE YOU GO...

TOMORROW'S MSM "NEWS"

I'm having salmon! lmao

cheers
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Re: Whelp mom listened to them!! didn't wash the turkey!
1. Raise the Turkey from a chick, protect from predators while it grows
2. 3-4 days before T-Giving blow its head off with a .357 bird shot load
3. Wait for the twitching to stop
4. Pluck and dress
5. Brine turkey for 24 hours
6. place turkey in refrigerator until ready to cook
7. Rinse turkey off
8. Smoke turkey in gas smoker for 4 hours
9. Remove from smoker, season and stuff
10. Finish roasting turkey in roaster
11. Let turkey rest for 30 minutes
12. Slice turkey
13. Enjoy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78564636


I like to catch my turkeys and hang them upside down. They fall asleep, then you cut their little heads off. They are so relaxed they don’t even move.

Do you really take the time to pluck your turkeys? I’m lazy, I skin mine. Use bacon on the breasts.

Smoked turkey is da bomb! I prefer a mix of fruit tree and hickory.
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If you're not cooking your turkey well enough to kill surface salmonella then you have more problems than salmonella
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Re: Whelp mom listened to them!! didn't wash the turkey!
1. Raise the Turkey from a chick, protect from predators while it grows
2. 3-4 days before T-Giving blow its head off with a .357 bird shot load
3. Wait for the twitching to stop
4. Pluck and dress

13. Enjoy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78564636


You're actually going to do that after raising your pet turkey like this?


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I recently stopped drinking coffee daily. Now I may have a cup once or twice a week.
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That's why you shower with it before you cook it. I like to dance with it in the shower.
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Re: Whelp mom listened to them!! didn't wash the turkey!
i suspect the turkeys have all been "vaxed", , ,and thats the
reason to not wash them , . .. . .f

yeah, , conspiracy, . so? i am of the belief that it is not possible to think weird enough fast enough to keep up with the sinister plots of the beast now ruling the show.

stay skeptical, remain suspicious , . .we're in the new dark age.
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This has been a debate in my family for longer than I can remember, so this year we toss in some COVID and now it's just hilarious.
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Re: Whelp mom listened to them!! didn't wash the turkey!
I've been a gourmet "Foodie" for decades and I can tell you that the debate about to wash or not wash a bird is about 50/50, one side saying yes wash it and the other side saying don't.

Personally, I can taste when a bird hasn't been washed and I don't like that taste, so, I wash the bird.

I'm also very good at bacteria control. I clean as I go, and every place raw bird has been, or even been washed, I spray down with a bleach spray.

Never been sick from bird and no, don't want that nasty film of slime that builds up before it gets to my house. Wash the bird, then bleach down your sink area. Four sprays, chooch choooch chooch chooch, then a little wipedown with the paper towel which goes into the trash. That's it.
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Re: Whelp mom listened to them!! didn't wash the turkey!
what kind of a moran tells people not to wash the turkey?
 Quoting: notsofastmr


What kind of moron thinks washing the turkey is gonna do anything besides spread germs all over their kitchen sink?





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