Didn't Wear a Mask at Grocery Store.. GOTTA HEAR THIS!!

cool story bro.

Girls have always been like this to me, throwing themselves in my lap, getting naked and stuff. It's crazy. Then I look at my friends and they get no ladies

Glad you enjoyed

If she was a little cuter I would have followed through but I couldn't

The level of desperation was such a red flag but some guys are desperate

Well, you were buying Vodka, so she would think that you like to party.
You removed your mask so
A) kinda some bad boy vibe that some women like
B) Maybe she hasn't seen a man's face for a while and she liked it.

Then you paid her some sort of compliment on her christmas outfit. And she does not want to spend the holidays alone.

Some women actually like to have sex. (shocking). :)

So she made a move. Seems you liked what you saw. Up to you I guess if you wanted to start seeing her.

Women would always come on to me when it was the last thing on my mind and I was focused on whatever else I was doing. It would actually irritate the heck out of me, because when I am on a mission nothing better get in my way. If I am buying something for a project, anything in my way is going to get run over.

But you were buying vodka, so she assumed you were going to waste some time and try to enjoy an evening. Maybe she had the same goal, and maybe planned to drink 3/4 of your vodka and screw your brains out for a couple hours.

They come at you so fast, you almost have to have the mindset to go with the flow. I have turned down hundreds in my travels and probably shouldn't have. Business trips and walking to check into my room. All I want is a hot shower and to crash after a day of flying. Stewardess from the same flight walking down the same hall catches up to me and wants me. Should have taken her up on it.

You will get hundreds of chances. Just have to figure out a little ahead of time if you want to "honor her offer" so to speak, when it arises next time. You don't have to make sure they are perfect before you act. figure it out as you go.

And they are actually human beings as well. So maybe concentrate less on "bagging one", and more on making one happy, even for a night, as you will enjoy it more I think.

So, your mission should you choose to accept it.
Go back, buy another bottle, and a flower.

Hand her the flower and tell her you have been thinking of her since the other day. And stand up straight young man!

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 12/05/2021 05:34 AM

nice. go back.

Insert 'that's nice honey' grandama meme here x2 (for you and OP)

Well, you are kinda turning me on Grandma. :)




And you probably just made a batch of cinnamon sugar cookies I'll bet. mmmmm. cookies.

I guess you wouldn't want to hear some of my stories about when I was getting my hair cut.

The clipper would stop and her hands would just be running through my hair. Then she would remark, "Is it getting hot in here" with her lips up against my ear? ...

Or the time I was into aerobics and had gotten very good at it. Tried out a new gym in a new town after I had moved.
Just a sleepy little town. 20 or so people in the class, and the normal bunch of zombies working out with the weights and machines. Halfway through I turn around. They must have had a hot guy fire alarm or something they rang in that town.
The back of the aerobics room was all glass above waist height. Every woman in that town was out there staring at me.

Then there was the Beatles reaction. Got that once just riding my bike and minding my own business across a college campus on the way to a park. Scared the hell out of me.

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 12/05/2021 06:18 AM

She'll ignore your presence now on. Probs thinks your bro was your bum buddy.

quite possible. Hormones might have moved off the optimum, and also now you aren't quite the aggressive bad boy she mistook you for. Plus she likely got laid later that evening anyway by some other guy that was ready to act.

She wanted a spontaneous fling with a bad boy.

Now you are neither.

Sometimes opportunity knocks but once. Still worth a try though if you want her.

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 12/05/2021 06:23 AM

Not wearing a mask is all it takes to be a Bad Boy these days.

Sad.

Hah!

I had a might be cancer cut off my face and got a few stitches I had to have the scar checked.

Early morning nurse visit at the surgery.

Walk in and it's the same nurse that helped the doc cut it out.

Anyway there's a patient padded bench in the room covered in paper towel.

This is fucking weird.

On the paper towel...(I'm her first patient of the day) well there's an imprint of a wet vagina on the paper towel!! I'm looking at it and she rips the towel off the bed.
She gets me to sit on the bed/bench and is looking down at my face to check the scar is healing but like taking forever looking at my face. I have my eyes closed because I didn't want to stare at her face and realise she's straddled my knee. Rubbing herself on me. She was a cute English nurse. I pretended I didn't notice.

I need a few tiny moles cut off. If she does that again I'm gonna....

And this is why the human race continues. :)

Lol what's cringe about that lol

But I know,the wet imprint was weird.

OP is 13

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Bounce that knee!

Smack dat ass!

"See a broad who get all bootyack,
lay'em down and smack-em Yack-em
Cold got to be! "




Damn, British health care sounds great!

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 12/05/2021 07:08 AM

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she must have took a deep sniff of your ferocious feromones, which are found in high numbers among AC's as yourself.

so now that you have shared this unfinished story with us:




Last Edited by YOUPSOUP on 12/05/2021 07:17 AM

Yeahsah imma do dat! Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone!

But I just realised she's probably vaxxed by now. Damn!

But English women are little goers yes indeed.
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Hey OP Get back in there before your pal does! Tell her you had to go to a wake or something.

IKR?

I have to beat them off with a stick!

I'm so Chadderistic that I'm thinkin' of going gay.

Even Tyrone at the gym is lookin' good right about now.

Did she have goat tits or what?

Did she have goat tits or what?

Why the hell did you say no to a freebie?

I bet they were big, firm and bouncy!

You’re gonna what?

You’re gonna what?


I gonna the thing, you KNOW the thing!

Pics and Vids or it didn't happen and you're ugly.

DEGENERATES

ALL OF YOU

Me too. They sleep on my porch; I have to kick them out of the way each morning if I want to go to work.

one time in the 8th grade, my 300 lb music teacher called me up, and had me sit under her stool / legs while she played Alley Cat. She kept parting her legs further as the song progessed. I haven't been right since.