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Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)

 
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Yeet: verb, to throw forcefully in a specific direction

Who knew that?



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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
"Yeet into the sun".

Can someone explain this to me?
I thought I had mastered English.

Poor Karen Sharon.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


YEET
VERB
throw (something) forcefully in a specified direction.
"my teacher saw a bug on a tissue box so she yeeted it out the door"
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"Yeet into the sun".

Can someone explain this to me?
I thought I had mastered English.

Poor Karen Sharon.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


Yeet is the opposite of yoink.
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"Yeet into the sun".

Can someone explain this to me?
I thought I had mastered English.

Poor Karen Sharon.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


Yeet is the opposite of yoink.
 Quoting: Zedakah


Yeet is also a Southern question.

Southern man "Yeet yet?" Meaning "Have you eaten (any meal) today?"
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
How does one screw up a Marie Callender pie?

Thought they were idiot proof.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I have followed directions before and the pie ended up getting burned. So it is best to check it at least half way through and then keep on checking it. I had one of Marie’s pot pies and followed directions and it almost burnt. So I lower the oven temp now and set the timer for less than on the box and keep checking.
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
Sharon has a vaxxine selfie. Makes one go hmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
I am guessing she broiled instead of baked.
Sounds like she doesn't cook very often, which is why she was told to get a pie instead of something difficult. But it wasn't easy enough. Next year bring a jar of apple sauce.
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How does one screw up a Marie Callender pie?

Thought they were idiot proof.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I have followed directions before and the pie ended up getting burned. So it is best to check it at least half way through and then keep on checking it. I had one of Marie’s pot pies and followed directions and it almost burnt. So I lower the oven temp now and set the timer for less than on the box and keep checking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79543875

Try calibrating the temp on your oven.

My guess is your oven isn't special and food burns at the proper temperature
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There was a time when my parents were so poor that they would scrape the top off and feed it to us.
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How does one screw up a Marie Callender pie?

Thought they were idiot proof.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I have followed directions before and the pie ended up getting burned. So it is best to check it at least half way through and then keep on checking it. I had one of Marie’s pot pies and followed directions and it almost burnt. So I lower the oven temp now and set the timer for less than on the box and keep checking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79543875

Try calibrating the temp on your oven.

My guess is your oven isn't special and food burns at the proper temperature
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80960168


I bet she put it on the top rack! That will burn it. Middle rack always.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
"Yeet into the sun".

Can someone explain this to me?
I thought I had mastered English.

Poor Karen Sharon.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


Yeet is the opposite of yoink.
 Quoting: Zedakah


Yeet is also a Southern question.

Southern man "Yeet yet?" Meaning "Have you eaten (any meal) today?"
 Quoting: Jeff_43


lol
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
I am guessing she broiled instead of baked.
Sounds like she doesn't cook very often, which is why she was told to get a pie instead of something difficult. But it wasn't easy enough. Next year bring a jar of apple sauce.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


She’d probably get the unsweetened kind. Without cinnamon.

Sharon, just bring yourself. She proceeds to the tanning salon and walks into Thanksgiving looking like Magda from There’s something about Mary.
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Oh my god I'm dead. Best comments ever!
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
"Yeet into the sun".

Can someone explain this to me?
I thought I had mastered English.

Poor Karen Sharon.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo



Not sure, I think it means to throw with great force and speed.

"As of 2021, Urban Dictionary’s top definition now states, “to discard an item at a high velocity,” with the following example used in context:

“Alex finishes his soda and proceeds to yeet his empty can into a trash bin.”

“Alex: [while throwing the can]: ‘YEET!'”"

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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
Should have used the microwave to nuke it.
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
How does one screw up a Marie Callender pie?

Thought they were idiot proof.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


No clue! I’m sure the instructions are right there on the box lol. Then she blames Marie Callender for ruining Thanksgiving
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She must be a Republican lol
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How does one screw up a Marie Callender pie?

Thought they were idiot proof.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Bake, not broil.

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people are making christmas tree ornaments of sharon's burnt pie

god I love this world sometimes
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
Karen has aense of humor.
Nobody gets it.
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funny.
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lolsign people have got to much time on their hands
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
Personal responsibility is making a comeback, and with stuff like this it's gonna be a fun ride
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
Ha. I didn't even noticed this thread got pinned.
Thank you!

Laughter is the best and much needed medicine these days.

Your comments had me burnin like Karen's pie.
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
She was vaccinated.

Vaccinated people cant even bake pies anymore!

Very sad!
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
Excuse my ignorance as I am a baking novice.
How much thermite should be added to a normal size pumpkin pie?

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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
LOL - if she did this to a reheatable pie, what do you suppose the turkey looked like?
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Re: Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)
from the comments:

Gotta turn the setting down from "Satan's asshole" to about 325 next time.





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