Karen Blames Marie Callender's for Burning Her Pie (Comments are golden)

I had deleted my Facebook but I rejoined (ugh I know) PLEASE don’t roast me for having FB. I don’t really post much there but I have a lot of real estate connections on FB and I was in a few groups that were super helpful to me.

If anyone is on FB still, there is a group called Marie Callender’s Sharon Pie Roasting Posting and it’s amazing.

The memes are spectacular.




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LOL

Most of those people would obviously fit in here

“You do realize the fire alarm is not a timer, right?”

How does one screw up a Marie Callender pie?

Thought they were idiot proof.

This is all it takes to distract the sheep.. wow

It’s just for fun. Sometimes we need to laugh a little.

"Satan's @$$hole."

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Last Edited by Where Eagles Dare on 12/08/2021 12:45 PM

Did she fry it on top of the stove ?

No clue! I’m sure the instructions are right there on the box lol. Then she blames Marie Callender for ruining Thanksgiving

They are. Got a good laugh over this

This is my favorite too :)

Directions:

Do not Yeet pie into the Sun. :)

Black Pies Matter

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. It felt good.

pretty random looking site at surface level

lmao

Sharon,
We are sorry that your pumpkin pie came out too liberally heated.

Next Thanksgiving, consider cooking your pie ahead of time in a conventional oven, rather than fast cooking it upon arrival in a Tesla oven.

Sincerely Yours, M.C.




Last Edited by TerraFirma's Esoterrorist on 12/08/2021 01:15 PM

Pie looked vaxxed to me.

"Yeet into the sun".

Can someone explain this to me?
I thought I had mastered English.

Poor Karen Sharon.

her stove don't have 'pie setting'

With a Celsius oven?

Like D50 and his frozen pizza, Karen don't understand pre-heating...

Every time I think something's idiot proof, they come along and build a bigger idiot.

Yeah that flew way over my head too.

I can’t tell if that is a man or a woman, or a bridge troll.