Florida Man Arrested For Tranquilizing And Raping Alligators In Everglades

not your average crime, but hey... its Florida man, at it again

florida man. lol.

I think I saw that guy in GLP video chat

over 4 years old....yawn

damn...gator rape..

that's hardcore.

Florida Authorities say they will do better to protect the everglades wildlife and to arrest more Florida men for their apparent tendency to create disturbing news headlines.

what's the age of consent for a gator?

Shawn was also high on crystal meth.


What do you think goes through a person's head the first time they try meth? "Hmmm, I know it's gonna kill me, but I'm curious of what it feels like?" Isn't that like taking a gun and putting it to your head and saying, "Hmmmm, I know it's gonna kil me, but I'm curious of what it feels like?" Seriously, these meth heads are too stupid to deserve to live.

lol its not even real, this is a couple years old.

I wonder what the gator offprings will look alike ?

Raptors or t rex .....

By far the weirdest "Florida Man" story, I mean the guy deserves some credit for his courage as I don't think Steve Irwin would have ever tried that

It's normal here, if it has a butt it gets raped

dup

That Bugs Bunny .gif-STAT!

Were the alligators male or female?

I was suspicious when I saw the "mugshot."

Sorry, OP...but you're gullible....to believe this nonsense?

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Boy, U got cha a pretty mouth !

ROFL

Florida Man always in the headlines !

IT'S FAKE NEWS!

It's unbelievable how someone could actually believe a nonsense story like this! No common sense what-so-ever!

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Last Edited by nutmeg on 12/12/2021 09:42 AM

Or, how about, “Oh wow, I’m actually happy, no ecstatic. That whole list f things I was worried about? I’m not worried anymore. Where do I gotta be? Nowhere that can’t wait for an hour or two. You know what, for the first time in my life that I can remember, I’m not preoccupied with craving some food. I’m not tense.I’m not afraid. I’m not worried. I feel alive,intense, perfect as a 27 year old. Damn I actually feel sexy right to the tip of my ( ) toes. Now, who’s feeling the same way to?”

Don’t ruin our fun!

It is a fake story. Google Shawn Kilums arrest and you will see it was made up.

Very believable however, since it was about a Florida resident.

That seems a false argument to me because only a total loser would try it the first time. People KNOW from long experience what is going to happen to them. They KNOW they can't guarantee it won't also be laced with Fentanyl. They KNOW that even though they might not feel anxious while high, they are prone to dangerous behaviors, possibly which hurt themselves and others. If a person is so unhappy they need drugs to get through the day and FEEL happy, they need to make some life changes - not destroy their lives with drugs (or alcohol).

Got Meth?

Whooite.

Now if was Hunter Biden tweeking on meth doing it with alligator P.E.T.A would get involved.