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Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?

 
LuckyBolt
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Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
Then you need Xiaflex to cure your "Peyronies Disease"
[link to peyronies-disease.xiaflex.com (secure)]

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I just saw this on a commercial. They used a carrot as their example of a bent c*ck and animated straightening out.

From my experience, a little curve is a good thing to hit that G-spot.


Ladies - what do you prefer? sideways

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**Important safety info** dead
XIAFLEX can cause serious side effects, including:

1. Penile fracture (corporal rupture) or other serious injury to the penis.
2. Hypersensitivity reactions, including anaphylaxis
3. Back pain reactions (is this because you'll be having so much sex after you've straightened out?)

What should I avoid while receiving XIAFLEX?
Avoid situations that may cause you to strain your stomach (abdominal) muscles, such as straining during bowel movements.
- Oh thank God, usually I shit myself when I orgasm after having bent-c*ck sex.
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Out of boredom, I contacted the company and sent them an email to their investment relations.
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You guys are life savers creating this miracle medicine.

For my whole life I had to stand on my head to take a morning piss because my c*ck was so bent that I would shoot straight into my f#cking eyeballs.

Now with Xiaflex, I don't have to perform circus acts to relieve myself.

My girlfriend isn't all that happy though. Because you took the bend out of my magic skin wand, it doesn't hit her g-spot. And the side effects make my balls itch so bad that when I'm f#cking her she has to constantly scratch my nuts. It's a little distracting and we look like two monkeys cleaning each other of lice.

Question... Will the Covid vaccine help take away the blood clotting in my penis, or cause more of it because of the graphene oxide? Just curious since I have one developing on my rump rod.

Thank you for all you do to save this world from giant curved carrots. Your money is going to a good cause, and I'm sure you'll be famous. I bet hanging out with you and your family at Christmas is a grand old time.

"Hey John, what's the newest drug ya'll created"
"We've cured bent cock syndrome"
Grandma: "Children, tell your grandpa to get his ass in here and get this guy's number."

Cheers folks.
Happy holidays and good tidings to your investors' billion dollar profits while good people in this world suffer from your handy work.
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
sorry to hear about your bad genetics bro
LuckyBolt  (OP)

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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
sorry to hear about your bad genetics bro
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It's the best towel hanger ever.
Sir Vaxxselot

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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
after 50- everybody has a bend in their penis

chuckle
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
after 50- everybody has a bend in their penis

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I do not
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
Straight as an arrow.
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ORANGE CARROT
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
What if "Someone" has 3 bends in his Penis?

Asking for a friend.
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
Slight curve to the left which makes sense since I'm left handed.
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Now that men are growing vaginas from the vaccines they can use the product to bend the penis and screw themselves up......
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
I live my mans little curve. The curve is little not the penis... but it’s def a curve and I like it a lot. It’s the nicest one I’ve ever known.

From what I’ve read it could get worse and that’s the big problem but I’ve seen no evidence of the curve getting worse.
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
I do not.
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ORANGE CARROT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81522752


IN YOR ASS BIG PHARMUH SHILLZ!
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
I live my mans little curve. The curve is little not the penis... but it’s def a curve and I like it a lot. It’s the nicest one I’ve ever known.

From what I’ve read it could get worse and that’s the big problem but I’ve seen no evidence of the curve getting worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77504359


I was at an orgy once back in my promiscuous days and I saw a penis that had a 90 degree angle. I had to wonder how it went in.
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ana..................................................dead3
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
What if "Someone" has 3 bends in his Penis?

Asking for a friend.
 Quoting: Tabasco Biden


I imagine it would be like performing a trick shot in Tetris where you have to press AB at the last second while scooting the tile to the left.
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
Slight curve to the left which makes sense since I'm left handed.
 Quoting: Ritard


Do you move clockwise or counter clockwise while gyrating?
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
this plaque this is because of lubricants like coconut oil/petroleum jelly
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
I do have a 45-degree bend at the 12" mark.
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
What if "Someone" has 3 bends in his Penis?

Asking for a friend.
 Quoting: Tabasco Biden


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!....."asking for a friend"....So funny.lolsign
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
No but it curves. Too many showers when I was younger
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
I do have a 45-degree bend at the 12" mark.
 Quoting: Chinaman


I've seen those ones! They come in different colors and silicone too.
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
I would call it more of an arc, like a banana.
I have not yet begun to defile myself
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
after 50- everybody has a bend in their penis

chuckle
 Quoting: Sir Vaxxselot


nope
Always choose dangerous freedom over safe slavery
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disgust2
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U DID THE SHAME 2 MHEE LASS NITE AFTUH I INSULTED TIGUH WOODS.
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Congratulations are in order!
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disgust2
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U DID THE SHAME 2 MHEE LASS NITE AFTUH I INSULTED TIGUH WOODS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81522752


Clearly they are turned off by any threads involving Wood or Penis.
Something might be hiding in that closet.
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
You talikn' about my Cajun sidewinder?
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disgust2
 Quoting: Dogfood™


U DID THE SHAME 2 MHEE LASS NITE AFTUH I INSULTED TIGUH WOODS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81522752


Clearly they are turned off by any threads involving Wood or Penis.
Something might be hiding in that closet.
 Quoting: LuckyBolt


ALSO, I FIND IT QUITE IRONIC THAT WOODS OF TODAY ARE ALL METAL


UH
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Re: Serious question: Do you have a Bend in your Penis?
What if "Someone" has 3 bends in his Penis?

Asking for a friend.
 Quoting: Tabasco Biden


I imagine it would be like performing a trick shot in Tetris where you have to press AB at the last second while scooting the tile to the left.
 Quoting: LuckyBolt


lmao





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