It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the Left and Right
Screwing America Over all Night
With Trillions added and Debt Slavery To Show
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in every store
In 3-6 Weeks Depending Upon Covid-19 Delays
Quite possibly More
It might even arrive at your front door
A pair of hop-a-long boots and a pistol that shoots
Good lord you know you'll need it
clocks that will talk and will Report You To The Authorities
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for this shit show to begin again sheesh.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
There's a tree on fire at Fox News Midtown
One in the park as well because they let that guy out scott free
It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the glow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the deathbells will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the carol " Bring Out Yaa Dead" that you sing
Right within your heart, I Hope You Aren't Playing Soccer...
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in every store Possibly in 2-8 Extra Weeks
But the prettiest sight to see is the porch thieves that will be On your own front door
Sure it's Christmas once more its beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the five and ten
It's glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow
A pair of hop-a-long boots and a pistol that shoots
I bet you Wish You Got The Double Barrel
Or A Guard Dog that will go for a walk and listen to you talk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in every store, Too Bad it Requires A Covvid Pass To Get in...
But the prettiest sight to see is the sign that will be
On your own front door
"Let's Go, Brandon!"
Sure it's Christmas once more its beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at your six, and make sure you have a plan B
It's glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow along with another Christmas Tree in Midtown forget the snow...
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in every store, not happening...
But the prettiest sight to see is the Old Fashioned You'll need
To Stave Your Nerves & Defend Your own front door
A pair of hop-a-long boots and a pistol that shoots
Beggars can't be Choosers It should be Good Enough
It's time to go for a walk, rather than write this crappy song
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait to Start This Shit All Over Again
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
There's a tree on fire you can see
One in the park as well there too? Oh Please.
It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow, but probably doesn't appreciate the glow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the death bells will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the carol that you sing
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