My Hott Aunt Gave me on of Those Hickory Farm Sausage Rolls. Plus Chesse Log For Xmas ... is it a Sign ???

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MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ???
Half Past Midnight User ID: 78659823 United States 12/27/2021 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? yes, it's clearly a sign. the sausage, made from pigs, is saying she wants you to pork her and the cheese, made from cows milk, is saying she wants it between the boobs. pretty clear to me she wants it, very bad. Quoting: Dog Shit Aficionado
Justme C'est Moi User ID: 80193276 United States 12/27/2021 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? "Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father was my father's son ." What is his relationship to me? Justme
Half Past Midnight User ID: 78659823 United States 12/27/2021 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? "Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father was my father's son ." What is his relationship to me? Quoting: Justme C'est Moi I don't know but should you give him a sausage roll and cheese log? That's the real question.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80964565 United States 12/27/2021 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? jeez, this reminds me that i left one of those sausage/cheese combo gift in my truck. i've going to pull a drunk some day and open them up for snacks. that's what i always do with those.
Red John User ID: 36595553 Canada 12/27/2021 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? if you married her, you would be your uncle. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80964565 lol oh hai!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34144671 Dominican Republic 12/27/2021 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? You don’t know what a sausage roll is, you heathen. Ask a Brit.

Servant-of-the-LORD User ID: 81676176 United States 12/27/2021 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? it's a sign that you're and un-Godly immoral person, if it's in your head, it's like doing it; discipline your mind; tell Satan to get away from you in Jesus' Name Quoting: Spark 79266425 I am a humble Servant of the one True Living God.
Dogfood™ User ID: 81229064 United States 12/27/2021 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? https://imgur.com/a/UmKMtdm
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78098009 United States 12/27/2021 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Up the corn hole, douche
Half Past Midnight User ID: 78659823 United States 12/27/2021 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? You don’t know what a sausage roll is, you heathen. Ask a Brit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34144671 Is it similar to a Hot Carl?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78300449 United States 12/27/2021 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Nobody is worthy of my seeds of creation. Stupid females haunt you for the rest of your life and suck the soul out of you for fucking them like they ask you too. Dont call after you screwed either go away not John but it you have potential locked in for life if you dont have a STD. Called a Wife its pretty scarey
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57449488 United States 12/27/2021 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? If by aunt, you mean mom or dad's blood sister then im goin "hell to the naw naw"
Southern by grace of God User ID: 81025964 United States 12/27/2021 11:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Quoting: HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLL 81649714 Suggesting you like a big fatty, that's what she did. I bet you smiled really big too when she gave it to you huh? The day the governments admit Ufo's,the end is near.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78148665 United States 12/27/2021 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? yes, it's clearly a sign. the sausage, made from pigs, is saying she wants you to pork her and the cheese, made from cows milk, is saying she wants it between the boobs. pretty clear to me she wants it, very bad. Quoting: Dog Shit Aficionado His milk between her boobs? I can think of a lot hotter and enjoyable places to leave his milk.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81676666 12/28/2021 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ???
Justme C'est Moi User ID: 80193276 United States 12/28/2021 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? if you married her, you would be your uncle. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80964565 lol Quoting: Red John Justme
Red John User ID: 36595553 Canada 12/28/2021 12:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? yes, it's clearly a sign. the sausage, made from pigs, is saying she wants you to pork her and the cheese, made from cows milk, is saying she wants it between the boobs. pretty clear to me she wants it, very bad. Quoting: Dog Shit Aficionado His milk between her boobs? I can think of a lot hotter and enjoyable places to leave his milk. Quoting: FlockOfSmeagols what if there are three? oh hai!
A Jackson User ID: 78567941 United States 12/28/2021 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Did yah make ‘er? Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78619133 United States 12/28/2021 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? You don’t know what a sausage roll is, you heathen. Ask a Brit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34144671 how about a couple of pasties?
Weyoun User ID: 81110693 United States 12/28/2021 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? It's a sign she only wanted to spend $20 on your gift, and she didn't put too much thought into it. Quoting: Factual Error This My wife got me a summer sausage kit for my birthday that she ordered from amazon Gotta be the most thoughtless, heartless gift ive ever recieved Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74670306 You are ungrateful and spoiled. I would love free food any day! One of my most memorable Christma gift was a cheese cake sampler platter. A time is coming when people will kill each other for breadcrumbs. Enjoy your sausage kit! Quoting: Weyoun I dont even eat that type of sodium filled processed garbage Garbage food for garbage people, not unlike yourself I dont need your cheap bullshit food. Id rather get nothing Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74670306 Salt and spices was the primary way of preserving foods pre-electricity. You have to get the salt and spices all mixed into the meat. What you call "garbage" will be worth moar than gold in SHTF.
A Jackson User ID: 78567941 United States 12/28/2021 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? What about that pecan log! [link to stuckeys.com (secure)] Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS

Half Past Midnight User ID: 78659823 United States 12/28/2021 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? https://imgur.com/a/7Jdrvws
LittleMe I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 80649733 United States 12/28/2021 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Quoting: LittleMe Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81673651 [link to youtu.be (secure)]
Half Past Midnight User ID: 78659823 United States 12/28/2021 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Quoting: LittleMe Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81673651 Quoting: LittleMe You got one too???
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81141231 United States 12/28/2021 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Open it in front of her. Pull the sausage out and stroke-it while staring intently at her, and over-graciously thanking her... It'sooo Big...! Then roll on the floor, laughing maniacally. It'll get you on her "hot" list.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80869390 United States 12/28/2021 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Invite her over for sausage If yes, answer door in your bathrobe Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81626265 expert level advice here. bravo.

Red John User ID: 36602734 Canada 12/28/2021 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Invite her over for sausage If yes, answer door in your bathrobe Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81626265 expert level advice here. bravo. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80869390 lol, answer the door nekid oh hai!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81684584 12/28/2021 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ???
LittleMe I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 80649733 United States 12/29/2021 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Quoting: LittleMe Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81673651 Quoting: LittleMe You got one too??? Quoting: Half Past Midnight Nah, no hickory farm sausage rolls or cheese logs for me for Christmas. But I got a yuuuge gorilla cart 12 cu. ft. for my garden, and an exercise bike cuz it’s cold af to be riding my other bike. [link to youtu.be (secure)]
LittleMe I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 80649733 United States 12/29/2021 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: MY HOTT AUNT GAVE ME ON OF THOSE HICKORY FARM SAUSAGE ROLLS. PLUS CHESSE LOG FOR XMAS ...IS IT A SIGN ??? Invite her over for sausage If yes, answer door in your bathrobe Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81626265 expert level advice here. bravo. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80869390 lol, answer the door nekid Quoting: Red John And don’t forget about protection… [link to youtu.be (secure)]
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