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Much-Needed Humor at GLP

 
Jokes Rule
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12/25/2021 11:59 PM
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Much-Needed Humor at GLP
Merry Christmas. GLP!

Just wanted to say thanks for keeping the jokes and sense of humor alive here.

We truly are living through some senselessly terrible times, but the jokes do make this place less upsetting.

Please always keep your sense of humor, as you will be truly lost without it.

My most recent laugh here came after reading the reference to the Walrus as a direct response to that military nutcase posting here about treating his family and home like a Basic Training site.

Again, please keep the jokes coming.

They are always appreciated during these dark times.
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12/26/2021 12:02 AM
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Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
How do you titillate an ocelot ?
Oscillate its titalot .
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12/26/2021 12:06 AM
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How do you titillate an ocelot ?
Oscillate its titalot .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81654602


Haha you genie ass
Fractals

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12/26/2021 12:09 AM

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Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
Life is hilarious when you think about it

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
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12/26/2021 12:14 AM
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Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
Once you realize life in this reality is a cosmic joke it becomes pretty funny.

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12/26/2021 12:16 AM
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Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
Biden prepares 3 envelopes.
Jokes Rule (OP)
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12/26/2021 12:19 AM
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Hahahaha, see, stuff like this is what I’m talking about!

Thank you!

Proverbs 17:22 says, “Laughter does good for the soul as medicine does for the body. A broken spirit dries the bones.”
Builder is Back

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12/26/2021 12:21 AM
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Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
Walrus, you say?


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12/26/2021 12:24 AM
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Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
Walrus, you say?


:walrus:
 Quoting: Builder is Back


Yea, this guy cracked a really funny joke (Beatles reference) amidst an otherwise Draconian discussion board.

Thread: I'm a former military officer. There is no TV in my home, and my family does not eat junk food.
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12/26/2021 01:35 AM
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Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
what about the japanese man who faked his own death ?
no-one bereaved him .
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12/26/2021 01:52 AM
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why is it that boxers never have sex the night before a fight ?
they don't fancy each other .
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12/26/2021 02:39 AM
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Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
The Nobody showed up tonight to ruffle some feathers.

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12/26/2021 02:47 AM
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Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
what do you call a blind deer?








No eye deer.
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12/26/2021 03:30 AM
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what do you call a blind deer?








No eye deer.
 Quoting: Macs Divoc


What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
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12/26/2021 03:37 AM
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What is that "humor?"
Never mind, maybe my memory comes back after Christmas, when my Jingle jab is outa date.
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12/26/2021 03:41 AM
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what about the japanese man who faked his own death ?
no-one bereaved him .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81500433


you win


lolllllllolllllollllllllllol
Some Fokker
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12/26/2021 03:42 AM
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Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
Yeah, it's just all just fun and games to you people, but Mike Hunt is still missing!!!





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