Jokes Rule User ID: 68138889 United States 12/25/2021 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Merry Christmas. GLP!
Just wanted to say thanks for keeping the jokes and sense of humor alive here.
We truly are living through some senselessly terrible times, but the jokes do make this place less upsetting.
Please always keep your sense of humor, as you will be truly lost without it.
My most recent laugh here came after reading the reference to the Walrus as a direct response to that military nutcase posting here about treating his family and home like a Basic Training site.
Again, please keep the jokes coming.
They are always appreciated during these dark times. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81654602 Australia 12/26/2021 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP How do you titillate an ocelot ? Oscillate its titalot . |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80877684 United States 12/26/2021 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP How do you titillate an ocelot ? Oscillate its titalot .
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81654602 Haha you genie ass |
Fractals
User ID: 81654594 United Kingdom 12/26/2021 12:09 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP Life is hilarious when you think about it
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41056803 United States 12/26/2021 12:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP Once you realize life in this reality is a cosmic joke it becomes pretty funny.
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Cornfox
User ID: 81616358 United States 12/26/2021 12:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP Biden prepares 3 envelopes. |
Jokes Rule (OP) User ID: 68138889 United States 12/26/2021 12:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
Hahahaha, see, stuff like this is what I’m talking about! Thank you! Proverbs 17:22 says, “Laughter does good for the soul as medicine does for the body. A broken spirit dries the bones.” |
Builder is Back
User ID: 79688307 United States 12/26/2021 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP Walrus, you say? AKA Tiger Blood |
Cuckoo Kachoo!! (OP) User ID: 68138889 United States 12/26/2021 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP Walrus, you say?
:walrus:
Quoting: Builder is Back Yea, this guy cracked a really funny joke (Beatles reference) amidst an otherwise Draconian discussion board. Thread: I'm a former military officer. There is no TV in my home, and my family does not eat junk food. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81500433 Australia 12/26/2021 01:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP what about the japanese man who faked his own death ? no-one bereaved him . |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81500433 Australia 12/26/2021 01:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP why is it that boxers never have sex the night before a fight ? they don't fancy each other . |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72605574 United States 12/26/2021 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP The Nobody showed up tonight to ruffle some feathers.
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Macs Divoc
User ID: 79610236 12/26/2021 02:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP what do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. "You're gonna miss Christianity when it's gone". Altiyan Childs
Shoon, we will all have to make decisions that will change our destinies . Choose wisely. |
four hundred
User ID: 80360585 United States 12/26/2021 03:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP what do you call a blind deer?
No eye deer.
Quoting: Macs Divoc What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79111416 Sweden 12/26/2021 03:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP What is that "humor?" Never mind, maybe my memory comes back after Christmas, when my Jingle jab is outa date. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80564783 United States 12/26/2021 03:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP
what about the japanese man who faked his own death ? no-one bereaved him .
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81500433 you win lolllllllolllllollllllllllol |
Some Fokker User ID: 80114486 United States 12/26/2021 03:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Much-Needed Humor at GLP Yeah, it's just all just fun and games to you people, but Mike Hunt is still missing!!! |