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I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?

 
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
You definitely need a vax card to convince them. Also find a place that dors it, like CVS. Come back with a CVS bag and some Gatorade or something to help if you have a reaction.,.aka fever or sick. Then sleep in your too
For at least 24hrs! You feel fatigued, arm pain…chills. But then after the 24hr mark! You feel much better. A week later ask them if they have ringing in their ears from the vax. Then tell them you had it for a minute but it went away, also twitch a little every so often
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
You definitely need a vax card to convince them. Also find a place that dors it, like CVS. Come back with a CVS bag and some Gatorade or something to help if you have a reaction.,.aka fever or sick. Then sleep in your too
For at least 24hrs! You feel fatigued, arm pain…chills. But then after the 24hr mark! You feel much better. A week later ask them if they have ringing in their ears from the vax. Then tell them you had it for a minute but it went away, also twitch a little every so often
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
You definitely need a vax card to convince them. Also find a place that dors it, like CVS. Come back with a CVS bag and some Gatorade or something to help if you have a reaction.,.aka fever or sick. Then sleep in your too
For at least 24hrs! You feel fatigued, arm pain…chills. But then after the 24hr mark! You feel much better. A week later ask them if they have ringing in their ears from the vax. Then tell them you had it for a minute but it went away, also twitch a little every so often
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80543288


Go there and buy a vax card. If they don't give you one, grab one and run.

Never get the shots unless they're of your own free will. If they make you sick and you go to the hospital, it will bill you and you can't sue anyone.
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
... sometimes you just have to lie ...
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01/03/2022 02:36 AM
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
So your parents are going to kill you because you might put them at risk to be killed by covid
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No.
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
Uhh its time to go for an adventure bud. Go west, ive many times just left with nothing but 100 bucks and what I was wearing, so im ready for what is coming, its exciting to do things like that when you are young. Just say fuck it, you dont want me here, and leave even if you have no money go to some small city and find a way to get on your feet.

Trust me youll be happier.
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
Actually Florida might be good to somehwere warm in case not having housing is an issue for awhile but if you are young, willing to work and not on drugs you can go where ever you want and have your own place in no time by just hussling get a job meet people etc but do not take that shit or you are a big giant pussy
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
. Be prepared to live on the street if it comes to that. You're a healthy young man, you'll survive it.

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In Chicago, I’d say there’s actually a good chance he wouldn’t survive that.
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
Wouldn't it be easier to tell them you gay?
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:)
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You could poison them and run away to Guatemala with the life insurance
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01/03/2022 03:00 AM
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
Just move out! Why are you there at age 25? You should be living with a girlfriend and getting laid every night.
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Dude, look, as much as I'd like to, it's not that simple for everyone to just immediately move somewhere else. It takes a steady income, planning, etc... Also, I have a friend-girl who's a single mother that wants to take things slowly before going all the way and she lives out of state. I also have to prepare for potentially becoming a step-father in the future. Yes, I'm 25, but age ain't nothing but a number and it's gonna be a while before I'm fully living the American dream. It takes time.

My parents lived with their parents until their late 20's and had me in their 30's. My Dad waited until he had a steady income working in the government as an agent. The only reason why I still live with them is because I've gotten fired a lot and I'm comfortable here even though we fight sometimes. This isn't how I wanted my life to be. I'd like to live like a normal adult, but there's not much I can do about it until I come crawling back to my job in February.

Last Edited by Doge9000 on 01/03/2022 04:43 AM
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
You are an adult.
Do NOT leave this as long as I did....

You should probably start acting like one too.
Stand your ground. just Be you.
But stand firm.

You're body. Your choice


[it's good advice]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81733462


Welp, an hour ago today in a conversation, my paranoid Dad told me he wants to see the vaccine card IF I take it, and he said he would call the pharmacy after examining the card to ask them IF I was there. So I stood my ground and said I'm not taking it, and then we got into another heated argument.

But surprisingly, he later had a change of heart after the argument and came to his senses, and told me not to worry and that I have the right to not take it. And he said "We'll pray for us" and that he wants to keep the peace in the household.

Still though, I don't wanna be burden on my parents and I feel more eager now than ever before to get out and make something of my life after seeing how crazy my Dad can be under too much pressure.
 Quoting: Doge9000


You have some narcissitic passive agressive parents - "we'll pray for us."

On the other hand you need to fly the coop kid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79755087


Yes. Everyone on my Dad's side of the family are actually narcissists. I have a red-pilled Uncle who's against the vaxx and my Dad fought with him and broke ties with him. They'll always be on bad terms with eachother. Also, I have an Aunt who refuses to give my family some of her inheritance money after she dies because my Dad pissed her off too many times. My Dad has ruined a lot of relationships with other family members ever since the start of the pandemic.

Furthermore, I tried explaining to my parents that it sounds weird to be living with them at 25, but they said that other people have no right to judge, they don't know us. He would say something along those lines if he read & replied to some of these comments. He believes there should be no rush to fly the coop. Also, I have Indian neighbors who lived with their parents till their 30's. It's normal in some cultures to be close to your parents and some people even raise their own kids with them.

Last Edited by Doge9000 on 01/03/2022 04:09 AM
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
Get a job and move out. Don't lie to them.
 Quoting: Crypto-Tard


My parents are brainwashed fearmongers and I'm scared of the shot. I have to lie so they can feel at ease and not call me a selfish killer. And I said that I can't go back to work until this February, that's when I can start saving up to move out.
 Quoting: Doge9000


I don't know what you should do, but I'm just glad that you are not as brainwashed as your parents.
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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
My parents gave me absolutely awful advice about life, finances, fitting in, morality, and self expression. It wasn’t til i was in my 30s with kids did the smoke clear and I saw they should have needed a license to breed and how neglectful and domineering they were which AFFECTED ME FOR LIFE.
This vaccine is their small hint that they suck as parents and it will effect you for life too.

If I could go back I’d wake up sooner and have the balls to do what you’re doing. Listen to yourself. No excuses. You always have to do what’s right for you, never appease your parents. They do what they want to for their life and need to stop putting their life plans on you. It’s selfish. Let you be you.

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Re: I'm gonna fake getting the vaccine for my parents on Jan. 10th, any advice?
Get a job and move out. Don't lie to them.
 Quoting: Crypto-Tard


My parents are brainwashed fearmongers and I'm scared of the shot. I have to lie so they can feel at ease and not call me a selfish killer. And I said that I can't go back to work until this February, that's when I can start saving up to move out.
 Quoting: Doge9000


I don't know what you should do, but I'm just glad that you are not as brainwashed as your parents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80360585

My Dad surprisingly changed his mind, apologized and told me not to worry about it.
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