I just want To Say Before the Nukes Fly........love you all.

Isn’t Global Thermonuclear War so much better than some mean tweets?

Sending love, we all need it.

No fear.

...And you THINK it's not on purpose?! Well, I have some swampland up Kansas way to sell you sir!!

ha ha ha ha the head custodian in flawda will be a noxious boiling cloud of fat and white wine

good luck with that

Trinity, and the Mods have done a great job keeping this site up and running over the years.

Agreed!

Now for the confessions:
- When I was 12, I added pepper to my grampa tobacco. He smoked it and almost fainted. I laughed while I could, cuz I knew the belt was awaiting for me
- When I was about 13, I lost my virginity with a neighbor girl, we were both curious and it was a total mess, but good I think
- I think most of my coworkers are complete dumbasses. Actually most people I know are complete dumbaesses and some wouldn't be smart enough to beat a chicken in tic-tac-toe

African Helicopter squad on standby.

Attempted Murder, Rape and slander all in one..HaHaHa!

Those of us in the countryside just remember to dodge the radioactive clouds blowing your way...

Look at the bright side, At least there will be fewer libtards and politicians to deal with from DC and the major cities...

We'll pick up the pieces and rebuild with a lot less regulators and lawyers...

No regrets.

If it comes down to that, then my sentiments are best song by Mr. Joel right here. <Tipping my cocktail in salute to all here>

NUKES ARE NOT REAL

I'm not really a vampire.

And the Earth is flat, right?

They don't need to deploy nukes. Fear is working wonders.

(Piss off distraction-tards.)

Apparently.

And to OP:

Keeping it 1111 glp st.

I just wanted to fight lizard people and interdimensional aliens but I'm hopeful this exchange doesn't happen. If it dose remember AC/BLUENAMES keep it 1111.

Really??? You had me fooled!

Oh Man!

Ah! Bummer!

I think we will all somehow know each other on the other side.
There have been times where GLP has been my only sanctuary.
Thank you for being you..

Nuke tards. Nuclear weapons are fake don't exist but in fantasy.

Did I miss something? Is it 1984 again?

Maybe just a big fat EMP. Knock out the grid.

If not, I live too close to a military base. It will be a target. So much for the stockpile of TP and soup.

It’s been fun. Peace out!

Same boat fren

https://imgur.com/a/0TgyYEz

will be watching for early reports of Biden defecating himself in public.

See you all after the fallout

See you there..

Was John Titor right after all?

We are about to find out.

Love to everybody. Peace and God await us on the other side.