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Microsoft WORD just went WOKE!!!

 
John Dutton

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01/14/2022 01:24 PM

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Microsoft WORD just went WOKE!!!
Microsoft has included a new function in the latest version of its Word software that acts as a checker for inclusivity and offers PC alternatives to phrases which could upset snowflakes. Traditionally, Microsoft Word has offered tools to its 25 0million users such as checking software for spelling, punctuation and grammar. But now, the left-wing tech giant has added an additional feature which reads through a user’s work and examines whether the language used may offend a Democrat.


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John Dutton  (OP)

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01/14/2022 04:06 PM

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bump
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11:11 is the time to wake up
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Open Office: All functionality MS Office has (lol Multiple Sclerosis IN THE FUCKING BRIAN MORAN)

BURN THEM DOWN
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Apple Pages > Microsoft Word
Back to reality, and you will rue the day that you go face to face with me.
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Get LibreOffice and don't look back.

Free, Open Source, never stopped working. Ever.
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I like dingle berries in my cereal.ry abounds.
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Get LibreOffice and don't look back.

Free, Open Source, never stopped working. Ever.
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Yeah this is an excellent choice. Try it out!
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01/14/2022 07:11 PM

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Re: Microsoft WORD just went WOKE!!!
Why does anyone still use Gates Of Hell software?
Not to mention the OS itself...

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Last Edited by Meagdeth on 01/14/2022 07:12 PM
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The pre-smelly-diaper protocol.

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Why does anyone still use Gates Of Hell software?
Not to mention the OS itself...

sheeplebah
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Some ideas on an OS to replace my piriated windows.
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Why does anyone still use Gates Of Hell software?
Not to mention the OS itself...

sheeplebah
 Quoting: Meagdeth


Some ideas on an OS to replace my piriated windows.
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Install Gentoo.
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Lets hear some options.


Libra office is one.

Any others?
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Re: Microsoft WORD just went WOKE!!!
Microsoft has included a new function in the latest version of its Word software that acts as a checker for inclusivity and offers PC alternatives to phrases which could upset snowflakes. Traditionally, Microsoft Word has offered tools to its 25 0million users such as checking software for spelling, punctuation and grammar. But now, the left-wing tech giant has added an additional feature which reads through a user’s work and examines whether the language used may offend a Democrat.


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 Quoting: John Dutton


Simple. Use an old version. Turn off all automatic updates upon installation. I've been running the same OS and WORD for 10 years-no trouble.
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Lets hear some options.


Libra office is one.

Any others?
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For production work, I use Apple Pages and LaTeX.

Everything else, I use LibreOffice.
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Anonymous Coward
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01/14/2022 07:20 PM
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I use Word at work, because I have to, and LibreOffice and OpenOffice at home because I don't like giving money to Microsoft.

Likewise, I use GIMP, Inkscape, and Scribus because I don't like giving money to Adobe.

Most of the free open-source software works just fine.
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01/14/2022 07:20 PM

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Word will probably have a meltdown every time someone types 'White Male'.

butt
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01/14/2022 07:22 PM
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gives

and you can turn those settings off. Mine weren't even enabled by default, I just checked.
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Re: Microsoft WORD just went WOKE!!!
Microsoft has included a new function in the latest version of its Word software that acts as a checker for inclusivity and offers PC alternatives to phrases which could upset snowflakes. Traditionally, Microsoft Word has offered tools to its 25 0million users such as checking software for spelling, punctuation and grammar. But now, the left-wing tech giant has added an additional feature which reads through a user’s work and examines whether the language used may offend a Democrat.


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 Quoting: John Dutton


Simple. Use an old version. Turn off all automatic updates upon installation. I've been running the same OS and WORD for 10 years-no trouble.
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This I hate when they try and mandate things, like a lot of things in life they just don’t make them like they used to. No I don’t want your update. I still rock like the iPhone 6 iOS 8 or whatever one was cool like 10 years ago.
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01/14/2022 07:26 PM

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gives

and you can turn those settings off. Mine weren't even enabled by default, I just checked.
 Quoting: nimmerfall


Yes, and this was announced a long time ago.

While I think it's infantile, and simply a selling feature for the woke, I also don't lose any sleep about it because A) you can turn it off, B) a whiny Dim-o-crap would never dream of typing anything that sets it off and C) any self-respecting intelligent person (aka not Lib / Dem) would never use it to begin with.

AND it makes M$ look even dumber which is ALWAYS a win in my books!

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01/14/2022 07:27 PM
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What is the inclusive term for get bent?

Also how are writers supposed to tell their stories?
MountainTux NLI

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01/14/2022 07:33 PM

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What is the inclusive term for get bent?

Also how are writers supposed to tell their stories?
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Didn't you know? You should only be telling stories that align with the correct belief system.

Otherrwise it's subversive propaganda.


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ad ignorantiam - The assumption of a conclusion or fact based primarily on lack of evidence to the contrary. Usually best described by, “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.”
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Microsoft penis is officially limp.
Jab McBoosted

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01/14/2022 07:36 PM
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Here's the snowflakes national anthem


11:11 is the time to wake up
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01/14/2022 07:47 PM

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Lol, send a fax and watch the lib head explode

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01/14/2022 07:52 PM
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Get LibreOffice and don't look back.

Free, Open Source, never stopped working. Ever.
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Yeah this is an excellent choice. Try it out!
 Quoting: Midnighter


yeahsure I never tried it, but it is hard to believe it is better that the MS Office Suite.
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Get LibreOffice and don't look back.

Free, Open Source, never stopped working. Ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81840820


Yeah this is an excellent choice. Try it out!
 Quoting: Midnighter


yeahsure I never tried it, but it is hard to believe it is better that the MS Office Suite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80519937


In other words you don't want to try it.

I've never had a project that it couldn't easily handle.
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Re: Microsoft WORD just went WOKE!!!
Microsoft has included a new function in the latest version of its Word software that acts as a checker for inclusivity and offers PC alternatives to phrases which could upset snowflakes. Traditionally, Microsoft Word has offered tools to its 25 0million users such as checking software for spelling, punctuation and grammar. But now, the left-wing tech giant has added an additional feature which reads through a user’s work and examines whether the language used may offend a Democrat.


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 Quoting: John Dutton


I thought you were going to say the bicycle riding paperclip now has a penis and tits!
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Microsoft has included a new function in the latest version of its Word software that acts as a checker for inclusivity and offers PC alternatives to phrases which could upset snowflakes. Traditionally, Microsoft Word has offered tools to its 25 0million users such as checking software for spelling, punctuation and grammar. But now, the left-wing tech giant has added an additional feature which reads through a user’s work and examines whether the language used may offend a Democrat.


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 Quoting: John Dutton


I thought you were going to say the bicycle riding paperclip now has a penis and tits!
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It already does and if you forget to address it as ze/zir it cancels you with the blue screen of death.

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