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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78131002 United States 01/22/2022 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bands off chunk him in pretty much instant death, there should be a minute per # guide online somewhere. Quoting: 300 How do I get the bands off??? I'm seriously afraid. If I wear my oven mitts will it work? You are just in the mood to kill something live as opposed to eating something thats frozen. Enjoy Your kill and get on with it. Go with Head first to end the misery. When we hunt we go with quick kill shots to lungs / heart / Brain. We don't shoot the legs / ass / or ears. That would be in-humane. So don't lower tail-first, thats needless pain for the lobster. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80241449 United States 01/22/2022 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bands off chunk him in pretty much instant death, there should be a minute per # guide online somewhere. Quoting: 300 How do I get the bands off??? I'm seriously afraid. If I wear my oven mitts will it work? You are just in the mood to kill something live as opposed to eating something thats frozen. Enjoy Your kill and get on with it. Go with Head first to end the misery. When we hunt we go with quick kill shots to lungs / heart / Brain. We don't shoot the legs / ass / or ears. That would be in-humane. So don't lower tail-first, thats needless pain for the lobster. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81921753 United States 01/22/2022 01:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | - 2”- 3” water max, you want to steam them, not boil them - don’t add salt, they retain enough in their bodies - Bring water to rolling boil. - Yes, cut the bands off, they can leave a rubber taste - just put them in and cover the pot. Some people try to stun them by holding their head down in the water, good way to get burned. - here’s the important part - once it’s back to boiling, you only need to cook them 14 to 16 minutes depending on how full the pot is. Maybe a little fore if it’s a large pot with more than 10 in it. Most people overcook them. If you have quite a few a quick shift with the tongs mid way is fine. - buy them at 1 1/4 - 1 1/2 pounds; they get tougher as they get to 2 Ibs. Just buy more smaller ones. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 80933668 United States 01/22/2022 01:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bands off chunk him in pretty much instant death, there should be a minute per # guide online somewhere. Quoting: 300 How do I get the bands off??? I'm seriously afraid. If I wear my oven mitts will it work? You are just in the mood to kill something live as opposed to eating something thats frozen. Enjoy Your kill and get on with it. Go with Head first to end the misery. When we hunt we go with quick kill shots to lungs / heart / Brain. We don't shoot the legs / ass / or ears. That would be in-humane. So don't lower tail-first, thats needless pain for the lobster. More like I bitched out the first time, and I eat meat anyway. I also don't know how to fish. But I want to learn. And I'm going to have to kill them. |
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JustmeTX User ID: 80193276 United States 01/22/2022 01:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Shoot it in the head first. :) Be sure of your backstop! Or grab your samarai sword and run at it yelling your battle cry and then execute the lobster with an overhead slicing/dacapitation motion. :) Or if you have a table saw, just run him across the table saw. :) Or modify an extension cord. Cut off one end and wire it into 2 sharp steel probes. Then give it 120 V across the noggin. There must be, 50 ways to kill your lobster. 50 ways to kill your lobster. Last Edited by JustmeTX on 01/22/2022 01:51 PM Justme |