Without the Russia vs Ukraine shit show Top Gun Maverick will be a total flop.

Big screen cinema is dying, Tom Cruise put all his money into producing Top Gun Maverick, which was partially filmed in Ukraine and probably has the actor Vladomir Zelensky doing a cameo.

They need to keep everybody in Europe jacked up for war, so Top Gun Maverick is a hit and Lord Xenu doesn't go bankrupt.

Everybody wants to see Lord Xenu ACTUALLY piloting jet fighters against the evil Russians this time. Relax, there won't be any invasion.

Mr. Mapother III and Zelensky will be at TGM private screening session at Midget Vlad's fortress, having fun with a bunch of side-blinking Ukrainian bitches doing lap dancing around their tiny dicks.