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12,000 Year Cycle
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Sun is GEARING UP FOR DOOM
IN 1985 IT TOOK 8 HOURS IN THE SUN TO GET A SUNBURN.
TODAY IT TAKES 15 MINUTES!
IN 1985 IT TOOK TWO WEEKS FOR A NEWSPAPER LEFT ON THE LAWN TO TURN YELLOW
TODAY IT TAKES ONE DAY!
IN 1985 THE STRONGEST SUNDCREEN WAS SPF 8+ AND ONE COAT PROTECTED YOU ALL DAY.
TODAY SUNDCREENS ARE 50+ AND YOU NEED TO RE APPLY EVERY TWO HOURS.
IN 1985 AS KIDS WE DREW THE SUN AS A NICE YELLOW WARM HAPPY FACE.
TODAY KIDS DONT DRAW THE SUN AT ALL.
IN 1985 YOU NEVER SAW PAINT PEELING OFF CARS.
TODAY YOU SEE IT EVERYWHERE.
SHILLS...MOST OF WHOM ARE NOT EVEN 25 AND HAVE ZERO MEMORY OF A FRIENDLY WARM YELLOW SUN...
CAN SIMPLY GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84035974 Don’t be so harsh on the young folk. They have a lot to learn. In 1968 I was the lifeguard at the local swimming pool. I spent up to 12 hours/day in the Texas sun without ever using sunscreen. When I arrived at the Academy, some upper classmen asked me what COUNTRY I was from. They thought I was one of the foreign military cadets, probably an Arab. Hah! I answered smartly, “TEXAS, SIR!”
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