“China claims that the coronavirus came from an old bat, but Nancy P. denied having been involved.

If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug 100 million electric cars in at night?

Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to Americans?

Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact checked but not a ballot.

How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.

Can we still order black coffee? Are brownies being taken off the shelf? Is White Castle changing its name?

I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed. Can we still play Chinese checkers? Is that season still called Indian summer? No more Italian sausages? How far do you want to go with this foolishness?

Heck of a job, Demorats! You've managed to bring back the 1918 pandemic, the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots and the 1973 gas prices - all at the same time.”

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