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Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/06/2022 08:05 AM
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Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
Baristas can handle pressure from dealing with the morning rush, but TikTok hoes can trade their asses for food.

Tough choice.
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02/06/2022 08:09 AM
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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
Being a barista is not a real world trade. Being a whore now that’s a old world monetary system. Whores will survive for a while.
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02/06/2022 08:24 AM
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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
If she's cute, I'll go with the Starbucks barista girl. Gotta have a good cup of coffee every morning to be at my best. ha! She'll satisfy both my needs.
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02/06/2022 08:42 AM
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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
If she's cute, I'll go with the Starbucks barista girl. Gotta have a good cup of coffee every morning to be at my best. ha! She'll satisfy both my needs.
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Coffee and a sandwich!
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02/06/2022 08:46 AM
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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
If she's cute, I'll go with the Starbucks barista girl. Gotta have a good cup of coffee every morning to be at my best. ha! She'll satisfy both my needs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78274705


Coffee and a sandwich!
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True. I'll modify my earlier statement: She'll be able to satisfy all THREE of my needs!
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02/06/2022 08:50 AM
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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
The baristas. The twerkers will all fight amongst themselves when TSHTF and only the few will survive to branch out into the suburbs.
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02/06/2022 09:00 AM
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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
I bet some of those Starbucks baristas twerk too.
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02/06/2022 09:12 AM
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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
I bet some of those Starbucks baristas twerk too.
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I hear their pretty good at grinding those beans too.
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02/06/2022 09:13 AM
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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
Girl Scouts.
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02/06/2022 09:17 AM

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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
Definitely the twerkers, because EVERY Barista has at least one disgruntled basement dweller whose name they wrote on the cup wrong or had an attitude with, who are just waiting for the end.
At that point, they will don their best LARPing costume, and snatch said barista, dragging their prey back to the lair for end-of-the world festivities.


Fortunately, the Hot Pocket diet will shut down their systems within days, sparing them countless hours of Dungeons and Dragons.

Last Edited by Wingnut1234 on 02/06/2022 09:19 AM
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02/06/2022 09:27 AM
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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
Thing is, when SHTF for real, there won't BE Starbucks or TikTok.
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02/06/2022 09:29 AM
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Re: Who will last longer when shtf: Starbucks baristas or TikTok twerkers?
Rats like op will be finished first





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