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I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet

 
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I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Idea 1 -- Emojis that animate and "talk": you hover your mouse over an emoji and it starts animating and "talks" to the user. For example, if it's a crying emoji, hovering your mouse over it will animate it's tears and you hear a crying sound.

Idea 2 -- Ad free experience. Want to give your users an ad free experience AND make money off ad revenue? It's possible. Remove ads from your main page and show them in a separate window that launches when the user opens a page.

Idea 3 -- highly personalized social media. People can express who they are not just with avatars and banners but also with music. They basically add their favorite songs to their social media. Whenever someone visits their social media profile they can hear the profile owners favorite music.
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Those ain’t 165 ideas

Try again
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Idea 1 -- Emojis that animate and "talk": you hover your mouse over an emoji and it starts animating and "talks" to the user. For example, if it's a crying emoji, hovering your mouse over it will animate it's tears and you hear a crying sound.

Idea 2 -- Ad free experience. Want to give your users an ad free experience AND make money off ad revenue? It's possible. Remove ads from your main page and show them in a separate window that launches when the user opens a page.

Idea 3 -- highly personalized social media. People can express who they are not just with avatars and banners but also with music. They basically add their favorite songs to their social media. Whenever someone visits their social media profile they can hear the profile owners favorite music.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80735099


#1: Please God no. I'll program a browser extension that blocks that shit if I have to.

#2: No real complaints there tbh.

#3: Myspace did it.

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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Eliminate all useless dependencies. Stop piling in hundreds of megabytes of useless libraries to do what 10 lines of code will do.
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
16.5 more like
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Idea 1 -- Emojis that animate and "talk": you hover your mouse over an emoji and it starts animating and "talks" to the user. For example, if it's a crying emoji, hovering your mouse over it will animate it's tears and you hear a crying sound.

Idea 2 -- Ad free experience. Want to give your users an ad free experience AND make money off ad revenue? It's possible. Remove ads from your main page and show them in a separate window that launches when the user opens a page.

Idea 3 -- highly personalized social media. People can express who they are not just with avatars and banners but also with music. They basically add their favorite songs to their social media. Whenever someone visits their social media profile they can hear the profile owners favorite music.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80735099


Actually I have all that already.
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Idea 1 -- Emojis that animate and "talk": you hover your mouse over an emoji and it starts animating and "talks" to the user. For example, if it's a crying emoji, hovering your mouse over it will animate it's tears and you hear a crying sound.

Idea 2 -- Ad free experience. Want to give your users an ad free experience AND make money off ad revenue? It's possible. Remove ads from your main page and show them in a separate window that launches when the user opens a page.

Idea 3 -- highly personalized social media. People can express who they are not just with avatars and banners but also with music. They basically add their favorite songs to their social media. Whenever someone visits their social media profile they can hear the profile owners favorite music.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80735099


Actually I have all that already.
 Quoting: GORGLESNARGLE


What do you mean you have all that "already"?

You mean you learned about my ideas after reading my post??
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Idea 2 -- Ad free experience. Want to give your users an ad free experience AND make money off ad revenue? It's possible. Remove ads from your main page and show them in a separate window that launches when the user opens a page.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80735099


Interesting concept, I propose we call them pop ups. Oh wait, not pop ups because several browsers already block them...

Idea 3 -- highly personalized social media. People can express who they are not just with avatars and banners but also with music. They basically add their favorite songs to their social media. Whenever someone visits their social media profile they can hear the profile owners favorite music.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80735099


You need to look at the profiles of dating websites, to se how... people were putting music on their profiles since 2005.

As for #1, well, the time I hear a laugh when someone posts the 😂 emoticon, I'll do whatever it is in my power to block them.
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Idea 1 -- Emojis that animate and "talk": you hover your mouse over an emoji and it starts animating and "talks" to the user. For example, if it's a crying emoji, hovering your mouse over it will animate it's tears and you hear a crying sound.

Idea 2 -- Ad free experience. Want to give your users an ad free experience AND make money off ad revenue? It's possible. Remove ads from your main page and show them in a separate window that launches when the user opens a page.

Idea 3 -- highly personalized social media. People can express who they are not just with avatars and banners but also with music. They basically add their favorite songs to their social media. Whenever someone visits their social media profile they can hear the profile owners favorite music.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80735099


in a few short months the internet cease to exist for the common man. Now what?
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
So you take out the 1 (one percent that that controls everything?) and binary code is back to zero?
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IQ=BS
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Those are not innovative ideas that haven't been thought of before, so I'm skeptical about your IQ.
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Idea 1 -- Emojis that animate and "talk": you hover your mouse over an emoji and it starts animating and "talks" to the user. For example, if it's a crying emoji, hovering your mouse over it will animate it's tears and you hear a crying sound.

Idea 2 -- Ad free experience. Want to give your users an ad free experience AND make money off ad revenue? It's possible. Remove ads from your main page and show them in a separate window that launches when the user opens a page.

Idea 3 -- highly personalized social media. People can express who they are not just with avatars and banners but also with music. They basically add their favorite songs to their social media. Whenever someone visits their social media profile they can hear the profile owners favorite music.
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
I think Opie meant 65.

Just sayin.
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You are dyslexic. It's 56.1 Forrest.
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You are literally retarded
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
You forgot the decimal between the 1 and the 6.
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again
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Idea 1 -- Emojis that animate and "talk": you hover your mouse over an emoji and it starts animating and "talks" to the user. For example, if it's a crying emoji, hovering your mouse over it will animate it's tears and you hear a crying sound.

Idea 2 -- Ad free experience. Want to give your users an ad free experience AND make money off ad revenue? It's possible. Remove ads from your main page and show them in a separate window that launches when the user opens a page.

Idea 3 -- highly personalized social media. People can express who they are not just with avatars and banners but also with music. They basically add their favorite songs to their social media. Whenever someone visits their social media profile they can hear the profile owners favorite music.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80735099


1) already tried, too intensive for many systems, AND intrusive TO the user.

2) Already done, HATED by users, which is why the best browsers block popup windows.

3) Copyright violation, would be a losing lawsuit to try nto defend that. Already HAD users on YouTube sued because of background music.

4) Apparently you AREN'T nearly as smart as you think you are.

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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
If your IQ was that high you wouldn't be on GLP

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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Brilliant troll post.

4. A little helping digital assistant that pops out of the corner of the screen to suggest idea on what you might want to be doing!
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Idea 1 -- Emojis that animate and "talk": you hover your mouse over an emoji and it starts animating and "talks" to the user. For example, if it's a crying emoji, hovering your mouse over it will animate it's tears and you hear a crying sound.

Idea 2 -- Ad free experience. Want to give your users an ad free experience AND make money off ad revenue? It's possible. Remove ads from your main page and show them in a separate window that launches when the user opens a page.

Idea 3 -- highly personalized social media. People can express who they are not just with avatars and banners but also with music. They basically add their favorite songs to their social media. Whenever someone visits their social media profile they can hear the profile owners favorite music.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80735099


#1: Sounds like another great reason to mute volume - also an avenue to write a virus into screen code
Almost as good as the webpages that used to automatically start playing music when the page loads - everyone hates it

#2: It's called a pop-up..

#3: Myspace
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Idea 1 -- Emojis that animate and "talk": you hover your mouse over an emoji and it starts animating and "talks" to the user. For example, if it's a crying emoji, hovering your mouse over it will animate it's tears and you hear a crying sound.

Idea 2 -- Ad free experience. Want to give your users an ad free experience AND make money off ad revenue? It's possible. Remove ads from your main page and show them in a separate window that launches when the user opens a page.

Idea 3 -- highly personalized social media. People can express who they are not just with avatars and banners but also with music. They basically add their favorite songs to their social media. Whenever someone visits their social media profile they can hear the profile owners favorite music.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80735099


How do I send you money to purchase these ideas?
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
My IQ is 181 and I say OP is a dumbass.
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Those ain’t 165 ideas

Try again
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Tree fity in some cultures equals 165... lolololol
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Those ain’t 165 ideas

Try again

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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
I have an IQ of 165.
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In base 7.
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
Your post reeks of a person in the low 90s.
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
My IQ is 181 and I say OP is a dumbass.
 Quoting: President-Elect D. Moraniac


Your's is barely 100. I have read enough of your posts to confirm this. Anyone who claims they are a genius typically are not. Compensating for micro penis?
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Makes me sad that your idea is to just recreate MySpace, because my IQ is 3 points under your self-reported IQ. Am I retarded?
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Re: I have an IQ of 165. I have some radically INNOVATIVE ideas that will forever change the internet
#3: Myspace did it.

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