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Crater opens up outside Jerusalem's Dome of the Rock in 5.3 magnitude earthquake last Friday- Next big quake may destroy Dome!
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Well ... if the muslims' god is so powerful ... "Allah" should be protecting their dome ... don't you think?
Quoting: Grafted Promise in the USofA 375483
I AM BUSY
SHORT ON VIRGINS
NEXT TIME READ THE NEWS
Allah......................................................... HEAVEN TIMESHEAVEN, Monday: Heaven has admitted that it is suffering a severe shortage of virgins following a huge increase in Muslim martyrs.
A spokesperson for Heaven claimed that paradise is struggling to meet the martyrs' demands that their acts of terror are rewarded by "the favours of 72 virgins in heaven".
"Normally around this time of year you've just got a few Palestinians and the occasional Egyptian who has shot up a tourist bus," reported Heaven's spokesperson.
"But the attacks on America have really pushed us to our limit."
In the face of the crisis, Allah yesterday said He could not recall making the 72 virgins promise and blamed clerics on earth for beating up expectations.
"I mean 72 is a ridiculous number of virgins anyway," said Allah. "It's not like heaven is overflowing with virgins and we are sent less every year."
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