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CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons

 
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CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
You can’t make this shit up…

Russia Makes Crazy Claim That U.S. Is Training Birds To Spread A Ukrainian Bioweapon


The Kremlin's invasion has now entered its 16th day and Russian forces continue to struggle to make real progress toward their objectives on the ground in Ukraine. In addition to turning to increasingly more brutal siege tactics in efforts to secure a number of important cities, which is causing a growing number of civilian casualties, Russian authorities look to be stepping up their disinformation campaign. Today, among other things, the Russian Ministry of Defense made a wholly unsubstantiated and outright bizarre claim that the U.S. government is somehow training birds infected with or otherwise carrying biological weapons to fly from Ukraine to Russia.

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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
sounds possible, practical and effective. i highly doubt it's not happening.

the usa has been doing despicable things for years and blaming others to profit and gain.
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
Jesus fracking christ these people are bat shit crazy.

This will make a great movie one day. How would you train a bird to fly to Russia. Tell him to follow the smell of vodka and crappy food?

Someone tell this shit stain we could wipe out his whole army in 24 hours if we didn’t have a senile pants shitter as president.
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
You are probably too young to remember but back in the days people use to train pigeons.

Carrier pigeons.
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
You are probably too young to remember but back in the days people use to train pigeons.

Carrier pigeons.
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So you actually believe this bullshit?

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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
carrier pigeons ?
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
How does one train a bird to fly to Russia?

Show them a map, point out Russia and say “fly there”?

Give them a miniature phone with Google Maps installed and directions to Moscow?

What if they need to per or take a rest and stop before they get to Russia?

Even worse, what if they make a wrong turn and fly to Germany instead?

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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
How does one train a bird to fly to Russia?

Show them a map, point out Russia and say “fly there”?

Give them a miniature phone with Google Maps installed and directions to Moscow?

What if they need to per or take a rest and stop before they get to Russia?

Even worse, what if they make a wrong turn and fly to Germany instead?

1dunno1
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Birds have natural migration patterns, what the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
How does one train a bird to fly to Russia?

Show them a map, point out Russia and say “fly there”?

Give them a miniature phone with Google Maps installed and directions to Moscow?

What if they need to per or take a rest and stop before they get to Russia?

Even worse, what if they make a wrong turn and fly to Germany instead?

1dunno1
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Birds have natural migration patterns, what the fuck is wrong with you people.
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^ THIS ^
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
Surely Pigeons would be the obvious choice for spreading some kind of mutant bird flu.

How would you tell them apart from the regular pigeons?

Certainly seems more likely than a weaponised bluga whale.... and yet here we are.
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I’ll have a pint of what he’s drinking.
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
Makes sense. Suddenly all these birds are dropping dead and there's birdflu
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
Remember this guy?



Yeah,the Russian defense spokesman meatball is kind of like him.

laugh
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
Makes sense. Suddenly all these birds are dropping dead and there's birdflu
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starlings have migrated.
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
How does one train a bird to fly to Russia?

Show them a map, point out Russia and say “fly there”?

Give them a miniature phone with Google Maps installed and directions to Moscow?

What if they need to per or take a rest and stop before they get to Russia?

Even worse, what if they make a wrong turn and fly to Germany instead?

1dunno1
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Are people this dumb, ever heard of pigions?? I hate this world!

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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
Migratory Birds Don't Need Training.
E pluribus unum
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
You can’t make this shit up…

Russia Makes Crazy Claim That U.S. Is Training Birds To Spread A Ukrainian Bioweapon


The Kremlin's invasion has now entered its 16th day and Russian forces continue to struggle to make real progress toward their objectives on the ground in Ukraine. In addition to turning to increasingly more brutal siege tactics in efforts to secure a number of important cities, which is causing a growing number of civilian casualties, Russian authorities look to be stepping up their disinformation campaign. Today, among other things, the Russian Ministry of Defense made a wholly unsubstantiated and outright bizarre claim that the U.S. government is somehow training birds infected with or otherwise carrying biological weapons to fly from Ukraine to Russia.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80418928


russia them self use dolphins, how are birds far fetched?

"crazy claim"

like what? bio labs in ukraine was a crazy claim?
2 weeks to flatten the curve that would turn to 2 years?
WMD's in iraq was a crazy claim. didnt matter tho, did it?

fuck you OP and the people you represent

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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
Not" training" dipshit, as a means of transportation of biological pathogens using the birds migration patterns, totally believable. Let me guess Biden is your hero.
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
PS, even the biggest simpleton knows birds can and are indeed trainable to fly to specific locations.

even 50 IQ people know of the existence of doves

"CRAZYYYYYYY" btw

not really tho
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
Not" training" dipshit, as a means of transportation of biological pathogens using the birds migration patterns, totally believable. Let me guess Biden is your hero.
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OP got 4 pfizer shots and has had 20 different watermarks on his facebook since bataclan happened
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
It never said they "TRAINED" them - this whole thread is based on a lie.

It said that they took MIGRATORY BIRDS THAT FLY FROM RUSSIA TO UKRAINE AND BACK - and planned to infect those birds with bioagents.
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
I don't doubt it.
They can use birds with natural migration routes to spread avian bird flu that affects chickens and poultry which can spread to humans.
In fact this is highly probable that they are doing this.
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
sounds possible, practical and effective. i highly doubt it's not happening.

the usa has been doing despicable things for years and blaming others to profit and gain.
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
i believe him yo
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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
I actually train pigeons and this is ingenious if true. It can totally be done.

So can committing isis inspired war crimes.

Way to go ukraine!

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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
THEY USED US AND NATO MILITARY ATHLETES AND THEIR MEDICAL TEAMS TO SPREAD SARS COV-2 INTO WUHAN AT THE WORLD MILITARY GAMES IN OCTOBER 2019.

SARS COV-2 STRAIN A PATHOGEN ALREADY ENDEMIC IN US AND EUROPE IN EARLY 2019, AS ATTESTED BY WASTE WATER SAMPLES DRAWN BEFORE THE OUTBREAK AT WUHAN.


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Re: CLOWN WORLD: Russian defense spokesman claims that the United States is training birds to fly from Ukraine to Russia to spread bioweapons
You can’t make this shit up…

Russia Makes Crazy Claim That U.S. Is Training Birds To Spread A Ukrainian Bioweapon


The Kremlin's invasion has now entered its 16th day and Russian forces continue to struggle to make real progress toward their objectives on the ground in Ukraine. In addition to turning to increasingly more brutal siege tactics in efforts to secure a number of important cities, which is causing a growing number of civilian casualties, Russian authorities look to be stepping up their disinformation campaign. Today, among other things, the Russian Ministry of Defense made a wholly unsubstantiated and outright bizarre claim that the U.S. government is somehow training birds infected with or otherwise carrying biological weapons to fly from Ukraine to Russia.

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my grandfather trained carrier pigeons during WW2 for the army (was uks top pigeon racer at the time)

whats you point?
Watch for the signs
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