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Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS

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Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
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They want to break off the Russian part of the space station...


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HOUSTON -- For the past 24 years, the U.S. and Russia have worked together to construct and maintain the International Space Station, where research has led to some of the most important discoveries of the 21st century.

Now, 227 miles below the unrivaled laboratory, Russia has waged a war in Ukraine that's pitted the country against the U.S. and its allies -- leaving the future of the ISS in question.

"When you're in space and you're flying around the Earth at 17,500 miles an hour and in a very hazardous environment, cooperation is the most important thing," said former astronaut Scott Kell
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Really? This is taking the conflict a little too far... When in space, your race and political opinions shouldn't matter in the slightest
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03/11/2022 07:12 AM
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spock
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
All the red tape safety BS is probably why they use Russia to shuttle them.

When something goes wrong there's no one to blame in the USA.

What cowards our leaders have become.
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03/11/2022 07:14 AM
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lmao
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03/11/2022 07:17 AM
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
they are in earth's atmosphete, not "space
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03/11/2022 10:56 AM
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Maybe he can just parachute down.
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03/11/2022 10:58 AM
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Maybe he can just parachute down.
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This is a possibility but it will require a RedBull wing suit. This has been confirmed by my uncle.
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epiclol
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Maybe he can just parachute down.
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How will he eliminate all the delta-v that keeps him in orbit though?

I don't think they have enough taco bell up on the space station to produce that much flatulence.
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They want to break off the Russian part of the space station...


"When you're in space and you're flying around the Earth at 17,500 miles an hour and in a very hazardous environment, cooperation is the most important thing," said former astronaut Scott Kell
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Like the Brady Bunch when Marsha painted a white line in the middle between her side and Jan's?

Well, it is a long way down.
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Maybe he can just parachute down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80944786


This is a possibility but it will require a RedBull wing suit. This has been confirmed by my uncle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82422305


My Aunt invented the Red Bull Wing Suit. She works at JPL.
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Hard to abandon American astronauts when the US has ready access to SpaceX rockets which have already transported 3 crews to the ISS and returned 2 crews (crew 3 is currently on the ISS).
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It's almost like we are watching a movie script play out....

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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
they are in earth's atmosphete, not "space
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they are in earth's atmosphete, not "space
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Correct.
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Even through the cold war soviets and americans were playing nice in space, which was a hint that the cold war was a ruse. As is this russia/ukraine/globalist pandemic-coverupper.
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Really? This is taking the conflict a little too far... When in space, your race and political opinions shouldn't matter in the slightest
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according to the mainstream media in the u.s.

everything must be done to stop Russia,

payback is something they didn't have a plan for,
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03/11/2022 11:08 AM
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They can just open the exit door of the movie studio.
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03/11/2022 11:29 AM
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Really? This is taking the conflict a little too far... When in space, your race and political opinions shouldn't matter in the slightest
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fake news
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Really? This is taking the conflict a little too far... When in space, your race and political opinions shouldn't matter in the slightest
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This is going to be one of the most messy divorces in history. It’s become really petty already
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Really? This is taking the conflict a little too far... When in space, your race and political opinions shouldn't matter in the slightest
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Yep.

But you figure if Covid-19 and mRNA vaccines can be politicizes, anything and anyone can be politicized too.

Pretty soon having a hangnail will be politicized by largely the Karen-Gestapo leftwing.
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03/11/2022 11:36 AM

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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Just jump out the escape hatch. I saw Jaws do it in a Bond Movie a long time ago. I think. Moonraker?

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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Maybe he can just parachute down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80944786


How will he eliminate all the delta-v that keeps him in orbit though?

I don't think they have enough taco bell up on the space station to produce that much flatulence.
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They will use a fire extinguisher to provide thrust and a Covid mask as PPE.
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03/11/2022 11:40 AM
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Will the American and Russian duke it out in space.
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03/11/2022 11:41 AM
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It’s all fake like the fucking mouse on the SpaceX rocket.







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03/11/2022 11:45 AM
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
SpaceX needs to set iup for an emergency rescue mission
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03/11/2022 11:46 AM
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Hard to abandon American astronauts when the US has ready access to SpaceX rockets which have already transported 3 crews to the ISS and returned 2 crews (crew 3 is currently on the ISS).
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Isn't it the Russian module that has the ONLY docking port on the ISS?

I don't know for sure but that is my dim recollection.

NO docking port ... NO easy way to get off the ISS even if Musk can get a capsule up there.
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03/11/2022 11:48 AM
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Really? This is taking the conflict a little too far... When in space, your race and political opinions shouldn't matter in the slightest
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Letting an evil retard pedophile steal an election has catastrophic consequences, on planet and off.

:ididthat:
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SpaceX needs to set iup for an emergency rescue mission
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And charge 1 US state and an executed federal government department for each launch.
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03/11/2022 11:50 AM
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
Really? This is taking the conflict a little too far...
When in space, your race and political opinions
shouldn't matter in the slightest
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Why? What's so special about floating around
the planet, vs being planted on it?

I hope they are ALL carrying sidearms AT LEAST
in case of WWIII.

Shootout at the ISS corral.

This sounds like the germ of the next
apocalyptic motion picture out of Hollyweird.

This is my copyright, right here.
you heard it here first, folks.

You are my witnesses in case this goes to
litigation!
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Re: Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS
We can literally retrieve them in a day.





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