Russia threatens to abandon American astronaut in space as sanctions threaten peace aboard ISS

Really? This is taking the conflict a little too far... When in space, your race and political opinions shouldn't matter in the slightest

All the red tape safety BS is probably why they use Russia to shuttle them.

When something goes wrong there's no one to blame in the USA.

What cowards our leaders have become.

they are in earth's atmosphete, not "space

Maybe he can just parachute down.

This is a possibility but it will require a RedBull wing suit. This has been confirmed by my uncle.

How will he eliminate all the delta-v that keeps him in orbit though?

I don't think they have enough taco bell up on the space station to produce that much flatulence.

Like the Brady Bunch when Marsha painted a white line in the middle between her side and Jan's?

Well, it is a long way down.

My Aunt invented the Red Bull Wing Suit. She works at JPL.

Hard to abandon American astronauts when the US has ready access to SpaceX rockets which have already transported 3 crews to the ISS and returned 2 crews (crew 3 is currently on the ISS).

It's almost like we are watching a movie script play out....

Correct.

Even through the cold war soviets and americans were playing nice in space, which was a hint that the cold war was a ruse. As is this russia/ukraine/globalist pandemic-coverupper.

according to the mainstream media in the u.s.

everything must be done to stop Russia,

payback is something they didn't have a plan for,

They can just open the exit door of the movie studio.

fake news

This is going to be one of the most messy divorces in history. It’s become really petty already

Yep.

But you figure if Covid-19 and mRNA vaccines can be politicizes, anything and anyone can be politicized too.

Pretty soon having a hangnail will be politicized by largely the Karen-Gestapo leftwing.

Just jump out the escape hatch. I saw Jaws do it in a Bond Movie a long time ago. I think. Moonraker?

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They will use a fire extinguisher to provide thrust and a Covid mask as PPE.

Will the American and Russian duke it out in space.

It’s all fake like the fucking mouse on the SpaceX rocket.







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Isn't it the Russian module that has the ONLY docking port on the ISS?

I don't know for sure but that is my dim recollection.

NO docking port ... NO easy way to get off the ISS even if Musk can get a capsule up there.

Letting an evil retard pedophile steal an election has catastrophic consequences, on planet and off.

:ididthat:

And charge 1 US state and an executed federal government department for each launch.

Why? What's so special about floating around
the planet, vs being planted on it?

I hope they are ALL carrying sidearms AT LEAST
in case of WWIII.

Shootout at the ISS corral.

This sounds like the germ of the next
apocalyptic motion picture out of Hollyweird.

This is my copyright, right here.
you heard it here first, folks.

You are my witnesses in case this goes to
litigation!

We can literally retrieve them in a day.