Stupid is as stupid does as one has to suppose as I remember old Sweeny in times of the two Ronnies as there was a fight in Crickelwood and some police arrived and left police car unguarded. Sweeny of course noticed and stole police car. That dirty little divil with his friend, (I forget his name now) left police car on motorway somewhere near Oxford...

Just remembered his name, Davril, never liked that bastard Mayo cur.