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Rejoice for the Rapture is soon!

 
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Rejoice for the Rapture is soon!
Hello fellow believers, I have an important message to tell you. Rejoice for it confirms the Rapture is indeed near+

About a week ago I had an NDE in a automobile accident after Church services. When I woke up I met a male being that called himself "J Anon". He told me not to worry about the current state of the world as the Rapture is soon. The being said it will happen in two more millenia, a mere blip on the cosmic scale of time. He said not to worry and to trust the plan

He then went on to say that when Jesus comes back in two millennia that Satan and his minions will be arrested. Rejoice for our time of redemption is coming - Mass arrests are coming soon!

Anyways just wanted to share the good news with you all. Only two more millenia to wait! Arrests are coming! Trust the plan! Thanks all for reading and I hope I brightened your day with the news. God Bless

hf
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03/16/2022 04:36 PM
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Re: Rejoice for the Rapture is soon!
You say SOON. Then you say in two more milennia. That isnt soon!
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03/16/2022 04:39 PM
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You say SOON. Then you say in two more milennia. That isnt soon!
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It is in God's time. Trust the plan bud

hf
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03/16/2022 04:41 PM
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They cant even come near me and are not allowed to speak to me
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I can guarantee it will happen on the 12th of Never
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I can guarantee it will happen on the 12th of Never
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4022 it's coming. Repent!
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See you in the afterlife. Everyone will be there.
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03/16/2022 04:49 PM
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See you in the afterlife. Everyone will be there.
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See you there bud

hf
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03/16/2022 05:01 PM
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bump
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03/16/2022 05:14 PM
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Not nice to troll in the name of the Lord.
We see what you are doing here and so does He.
I doubt He is amused.
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03/16/2022 05:15 PM
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Not nice to troll in the name of the Lord.
We see what you are doing here and so does He.
I doubt He is amused.
churchlady
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No troll here man don't shoot the messenger. Trust the plan!
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Thread: After the Tribulation: Revisited - NO Pre-Trib Rapture - Bible Study Christian Theology
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dramaOh Shittyrone1ANW-wait
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dramaOh Shittyrone1ANW-wait
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5a
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03/16/2022 09:20 PM
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Many have been raptured to truth, you don't leave. You spend your days causing. Without control. As apes. Sold signals and suggested. Both in every day real world and in quantum causality. Hidden ability and godly mechanisms.

If you rely on the bible. You won't get far. Worse people ever believe in the bible because they can't understand its truth. So they ignore its truth and become vicious.

You are all toast, No help is coming. And the world will suffer immensily. Billions will be reduced to barely any and then only a handful will attain the wisdom of ripple the world pond right again. Everyone else will die.

God isn't real.
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Because words will always cause you to respond, you will always think, and you will always want to feed self and sin. Because you have zero self control.

jesus forgave you, I will use that mechanism to remove you all.

Onto the 3rd vial.





GLP