About "the Martians", let me get this straight, GLP, with a recap of the weirdo stuff you're telling us...

So "the Martians" are a very violent race of very patient space aliens who don't mind waiting over 45 years, according to this dude at videos shared here: Thread: In 1995 This Man Exposed Alien Agenda 2029. He Was Murdered 3 Months Later. even though they have weapons o powerful and can pull tricks so amazing they've changed half the people on Earth into reptilians like Zuckdisburger and the Bushes, the Queen of England (RIP), most politicians and millions more.

You can tell them by their 3rd inner eyelid which turns their irises into a cat's eye iris and that means they're a lizard. They suffer from psoriasis like KK, which means they got lizard skin!

But all this raging "aliensterone" is very content to have bases underground in Alaska and Arizona (A-HA! We're on to something now!) and subdue themselves while they wait to get old, probably die in the waiting process and not do anything until 2030 because "numbers matter"..?

Did I get this right? Or am I missing some astrological alignment that makes 2030 the cut off date for the madness to explode?

Because it, of course, couldn't be possible that all these people are batshit cray, on drugs, heavy cannabis users, and having delusions and are deranged Star Trek and other Mars Attacks fans who want that alt-universe to become real because their lives suck, right?

And it couldn't possibly be that the abductees were either stoned to an inch of their lives (or abducted by government employees in insect/lizard suits) and it couldn't be that those lights in the sky are casino lights or other laser pointers and it couldn't possibly be fanatical mass hysteria and a desire to have your favorite Star Wars movies and series come to life, huh?



You know whattam sayin'? Cos I got no idea what those nonsense loons are waffling on about at those ridiculous threads! Now, what other of your stories did I miss, besides "the Earth is flat"?!?