Breaking: Apple Servers down! Russian Hacking has started???!?!

GLP is working fine... I wonder why

We really need our own Doom detector at GLP.

How would we ever know if it was Russia or just American corporations sympathy to pres Bidet and him needing to prop up Ukraine because of all the laundering they are doing.

Pornhub and I can't get a girlfriend are both down!!!

Try writing "I can't get a girlfriend" all as a one word... it will translste automatically to i can' get a girlfriend.

" iksham ster"

Bump update trivia:

Last night after replying to thread, I checked out on the global map for all impacted big tech.

Interestingly, the highest concentration (red zoned areas) were in following order:
- UK (especially London)
- Netherlands
- Poland
- Germany (especially Berlin)
- USA (especially Washington and New York)
- Japan (especially Tokyo)

I also discovered on downdetector.com and Android app version the following impacted:
- Couple of large ISPs
- Couple of large banks

So, I am speculating what occured was a test warm-up OR possible "here is a snippet of what we can do unless you do such n such" type of threat.

Regardless, the amount of impacted services and sites particularly focused on the perceived enemies of Russia was a staggering amount.

I am of SPECULATIVE OPINION that the western NATO-USA intelligence communities have tested out their false flag to iron out and resolve any synchronisation issues, for when it is time to pull the plug for real.

If I was a betting dipshit, then I would place bet on kill switch being activated by 1st April 2022 (less than two weeks to flatten the curve).