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After $15M budget cut, Portland Police still struggling to hire - they think yoga will help

 
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After $15M budget cut, Portland Police still struggling to hire - they think yoga will help
The Police Bureau Says Yoga Training and In-House Mental Health Counseling Could Ease Retention and Recruitment Challenges
“This investment would strengthen and boost morale [and] improve customer service to all community members.”
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Babylon is collapsing in on itself.
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Yoga is just another false religion.
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Yoga will not help.

The only thing that will help is getting rid of all the elected, and dug-in, libtards
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my brain burns when i read such topics, fucking idiots the complete bunch of these defund the police lbgtzxyitards
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Re: After $15M budget cut, Portland Police still struggling to hire - they think yoga will help
 Quoting: CharlieFoxtrot

Nearly two years after a $15 million budget cut ...

PPB’s $254 million proposed budget for the upcoming fiscal year would restore about $15.3 million to its operating budget—nearly the same amount cut in June of 2020.


lmao
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Downward dog is the position they are going to need to learn for sure.


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Try lifting stupid mandate and allow the police no restraint to do their job the way it needs to be done
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Re: After $15M budget cut, Portland Police still struggling to hire - they think yoga will help
Not surprising, potential police do not want to go near that place.
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Those poor officers will probably get fired when they opt to use bullets instead of yoga when bullets start flying.
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Yoga will not help.

The only thing that will help is getting rid of all the elected, and dug-in, libtards
 Quoting: LadyJaneSmith


I’ve read from different people on this site for years that yoga is a gateway for some people to become demonically possessed.

It makes sense here given the context. They don’t want Portland police to have a spiritual conscience.
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HA HA FUCK PORTLAND HOPE IT BURNS
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Those poor officers will probably get fired when they opt to use bullets instead of yoga when bullets start flying.
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Have they tried free unlimited donuts?
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this is just sad

how embarrasing
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Yoga will not help.

The only thing that will help is getting rid of all the elected, and dug-in, libtards
 Quoting: LadyJaneSmith


Pretty much.
They're the ones that cause the most stress.

Normalcy is calming.

Diversity is chaos.

By definition.
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The Police Bureau Says Yoga Training and In-House Mental Health Counseling Could Ease Retention and Recruitment Challenges
“This investment would strengthen and boost morale [and] improve customer service to all community members.”
[link to www.wweek.com (secure)]
 Quoting: CharlieFoxtrot


I was in portland last week, not a fucking cop around. Literally drove 100 mph everywhere I went without any fucks given.

The homeless stink is worse than you think it would be.
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Use Ted Wheeler as a pinata and let every qualified applicant get a free whack at his face when they file their application for Portland Police.
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The rest of the Portland PD needs to quit all at once.

There are many other cities/states hiring.

Let Portland burn to the fucking ground.

Let the libtards get what they voted for.
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The rest of the Portland PD needs to quit all at once.

There are many other cities/states hiring.

Let Portland burn to the fucking ground.

Let the libtards get what they voted for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80615320


Police and everyone else that doesn't agree with these woke anti-middle class policies should move someplace that shares their values.

Demonrat cities are for those anti-police, anti-gun, anti-jail, pro-thief, pro-drug user, pro high tax, & pro free unlimited welfare to unlimited masses from everywhere.
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Have they tried free unlimited donuts?
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Re: After $15M budget cut, Portland Police still struggling to hire - they think yoga will help
$15 million isn't that much in a police budget.

These guys, even the lowest rookie cop has $150,000 total cost of compensation. it skyrockets from there. Their toys that they get replaced every year are through the roof.

Portland probably has a hundreds of millions police budget.

The real reason they don't want to work there is that they have been stripped of any sort of enforcement power and the job becomes frustrating and pointless. This is understandable.

And let's be honest, what draws many people to be cops is the notion that they can rough people up on the sly with the backup of their big gang and the law and get away with it. In a place like Portland where there is now an eagle eye on that sort of behavior (maybe even a bit too much), the cops will tend to migrate to places where there isn't.

It isn't the money.
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Maybe if the Multnomah county DA didn’t play catch & release with the crooks, LE might be a little more responsive. P-town has turned into Clown Town. Sad.
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Babylon is collapsing in on itself.
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It is time.
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the right thing to do would be to hire homeless meth heads and crack addicts.


you know because it would be the right thing to do
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Should have been 20 million. Cops don't prevent crime they take notes.
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Babylon is collapsing in on itself.
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Babylon owns all the worlds wealth.
Oregon,..hardly
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Re: After $15M budget cut, Portland Police still struggling to hire - they think yoga will help
The Police Bureau Says Yoga Training and In-House Mental Health Counseling Could Ease Retention and Recruitment Challenges
“This investment would strengthen and boost morale [and] improve customer service to all community members.”
[link to www.wweek.com (secure)]
 Quoting: CharlieFoxtrot


It's like a Babaylon Bee story,... actually I know what will help retention hawaiian shirts and jeans friday. Literally as if the movie Office Space is the guide to their HR decisions.
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Re: After $15M budget cut, Portland Police still struggling to hire - they think yoga will help
The Police Bureau Says Yoga Training and In-House Mental Health Counseling Could Ease Retention and Recruitment Challenges
“This investment would strengthen and boost morale [and] improve customer service to all community members.”
[link to www.wweek.com (secure)]
 Quoting: CharlieFoxtrot


These people are complete morons!





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