As a FREEMASON, I've never been told "You must not create shitposts on the internet"

The dipshits on here know nothing about freemasonry. Craft masonry is totally benign and centered around charitable acts and being of good moral conscience. There are other branches of masonry that are not subject to the rules of the grand lodge so i can't speak for them but if you think the dudes in your local lodge are trying to take over the world then you're an idiot.

Just kidding but i really don't understand where some of these theories come from. It's fun for me though, to hear about what you guys think we do. Ax me a question or whatever.

Yo Plato you are still here :D

How are your studies going? Learned anything new about geometry yet?

Um. I mean, I know a little bit.... care to educate these profane masses or, should I maybe not be baiting on a potential troll?


Uh btw I use the term "troll" lightly.
A bit of trolling in good taste, I'm something of a connoisseur.

However, any crazy, meth inspired, serial posting is just... in bad taste so let's keep it classy please.

How was the experience to be locked in a fucking coffin???

He liked the "7 minutes of heaven", with the blindfold and the goat better.

I'm not getting butthurt this is still a pleasant discourse but seriously, all kinds of fundraisers for sick kids and elderly widows and programs to help underprivileged people. Not trying to virtue signal, just want to set the record straight, then back to fun shitposts sorry to get all serious its cool.

The days of Masons are over! Nobody respects them!

The same allegation could be made about any nonprofit dude.. are you going to stop donating to charitable causes?

Hell, most of the world is a scam. I dont necessary donate to shriners per se, I'm careful to put those few dollars to work dont worry. Last night I had to sit thru a 20 min speech about some rare type of brain cancer it was very depressing. Aldo donated.

So essentially it's the penultimate pyramid scheme that hit you up for money for charities they own and operate.

Since I was never explicitly directed to refrain from any internet shitposting... that constitutes permission.


Hi guys, I am a fellowcraft mason, my 3rd degree is coming up this summer. I'll be the junior deacon of my lodge somewhere around that time.

I believe that's the one in charge of feeding the goat and making sure we have enough ketchup bottles full of blood to draw pentagrams etc.

Just kidding but i really don't understand where some of these theories come from. It's fun for me though, to hear about what you guys think we do. Ax me a question or whatever.

I am a past master of two lodges...duel member...and YOU ARE NO MASON. You cannot hold an office in the lodge; i.e.: "Junior Deacon", until you have become a master mason. Next, you would not begin in that position, as you would have to "go through the chairs" first. Meaning, you would be stationed at the door of the lodge. You are a liar.