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Tips from an old married broad

 
Plant Goddess
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Tips from an old married broad
Ladies if you wake your man up in a very nice way (pretty sure you can infer the meaning of "nice") he wont even be mad that you spent the morning buying precious metals- in fact, he will tell you to go buy some more!

See ya next week for more old married broad tips!
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
It works even better if you remove your teeth first-nothing like a gummy
The breath of Putin ass lickers smells just as bad as the breath of Biden ass lickers
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Suck his dick, make him a sammich and get him a beer.
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
A very old broad indeed. Cheers. Peace.
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Suck his dick, make him a sammich and get him a beer.
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:lmyck13:

no blow yak
kisspush

no I don't like sammiches
no I don't like or drink beer
(°ö°)
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Ladies if you wake your man up in a very nice way (pretty sure you can infer the meaning of "nice") he wont even be mad that you spent the morning buying precious metals- in fact, he will tell you to go buy some more!

See ya next week for more old married broad tips!
 Quoting: Plant Goddess


True enough.
Guys like some unexpected action or scheduled action if some prep is required.

The whole making it obvious that you'd rather be doing anything else vibe isn't helpful and essentially shouldn't even be counted.

Oh, some enthusiasm and creativity as well as a sense of mutual benefit is nice too.

You know,with a little bit of communication and effort it could be actually mutually enjoyable for a change.
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Suck his dick, make him a sammich and get him a beer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1073423


:lmyck13:

no blow yak
kisspush

no I don't like sammiches
no I don't like or drink beer
 Quoting: Naunet


You probably don't like orgasms one after the other either?
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04/03/2022 02:02 PM
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Lol
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I would be more aroused that the wife was smart enough to be buying PMs.
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Suck his dick, make him a sammich and get him a beer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1073423


:lmyck13:

no blow yak
kisspush

no I don't like sammiches
no I don't like or drink beer
 Quoting: Naunet


You probably don't like orgasms one after the other either?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


no such thing for guys
(°ö°)
Swirl Life
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Ladies if you wake your man up in a very nice way (pretty sure you can infer the meaning of "nice") he wont even be mad that you spent the morning buying precious metals- in fact, he will tell you to go buy some more!

See ya next week for more old married broad tips!
 Quoting: Plant Goddess


True enough.
Guys like some unexpected action or scheduled action if some prep is required.

The whole making it obvious that you'd rather be doing anything else vibe isn't helpful and essentially shouldn't even be counted.

Oh, some enthusiasm and creativity as well as a sense of mutual benefit is nice too.

You know,with a little bit of communication and effort it could be actually mutually enjoyable for a change.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


Dude, lol...

I can't possibly imagine why you're having issues.
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I would be more aroused that the wife was smart enough to be buying PMs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80576676


This!
Plant Goddess  (OP)

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I would be more aroused that the wife was smart enough to be buying PMs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80576676


He IS pretty happy about that! He's happy that I'm a prepper in general so there's not too much I do that makes him unhappy, but it doesn't hurt to make sure he's extra happy when I break some news to him.
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Ladies if you wake your man up in a very nice way (pretty sure you can infer the meaning of "nice") he wont even be mad that you spent the morning buying precious metals- in fact, he will tell you to go buy some more!

See ya next week for more old married broad tips!
 Quoting: Plant Goddess


Says the 270 pound man
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Suck his dick, make him a sammich and get him a beer.
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sandwiches are the most basic fucking thing i would be insulted if bitch brought me that
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
I would be more aroused that the wife was smart enough to be buying PMs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80576676


He IS pretty happy about that! He's happy that I'm a prepper in general so there's not too much I do that makes him unhappy, but it doesn't hurt to make sure he's extra happy when I break some news to him.
 Quoting: Plant Goddess


I'm not normally into older gals, but if he happens to enjoy his morning "niceness" a little too much causing an early demise, hit me up, I'll make an exception.
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I would be more aroused that the wife was smart enough to be buying PMs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80576676


He IS pretty happy about that! He's happy that I'm a prepper in general so there's not too much I do that makes him unhappy, but it doesn't hurt to make sure he's extra happy when I break some news to him.
 Quoting: Plant Goddess


I'm not normally into older gals, but if he happens to enjoy his morning "niceness" a little too much causing an early demise, hit me up, I'll make an exception.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80014527


Lol! That made us both chuckle! Thanks for that!
rofl
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Suck his dick, make him a sammich and get him a beer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1073423


:lmyck13:

no blow yak
kisspush

no I don't like sammiches
no I don't like or drink beer
 Quoting: Naunet


You probably don't like orgasms one after the other either?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


no such thing for guys
 Quoting: Naunet


You are very wrong.
“When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”

-John Dunsworth
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
The "related threads" thing at the bottom are really not related to this thread...
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
I would be more aroused that the wife was smart enough to be buying PMs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80576676


He IS pretty happy about that! He's happy that I'm a prepper in general so there's not too much I do that makes him unhappy, but it doesn't hurt to make sure he's extra happy when I break some news to him.
 Quoting: Plant Goddess


I'm not normally into older gals, but if he happens to enjoy his morning "niceness" a little too much causing an early demise, hit me up, I'll make an exception.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80014527


Lol! That made us both chuckle! Thanks for that!
rofl
 Quoting: Plant Goddess


Cheers! And keep "up" the nice work!
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Suck his dick, make him a sammich and get him a beer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1073423


:lmyck13:

no blow yak
kisspush

no I don't like sammiches
no I don't like or drink beer
 Quoting: Naunet


You probably don't like orgasms one after the other either?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


no such thing for guys
 Quoting: Naunet


I beg to differ but the incentive and circumstance has to seriously be there.
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:lmyck13:

no blow yak
kisspush

no I don't like sammiches
no I don't like or drink beer
 Quoting: Naunet


You probably don't like orgasms one after the other either?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


no such thing for guys
 Quoting: Naunet


I beg to differ but the incentive and circumstance has to seriously be there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


dappa

Well said.
“When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”

-John Dunsworth
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I would be more aroused that the wife was smart enough to be buying PMs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80576676

With her own money instead of yours for a change would be nice.
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
just glad y'all are talking about HETERO SEX
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You probably don't like orgasms one after the other either?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


no such thing for guys
 Quoting: Naunet


I beg to differ but the incentive and circumstance has to seriously be there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


:dappa:

Well said.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


Not likely if a seersucker belly apron needs to be moved out of the way
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:lmyck13:

no blow yak
kisspush

no I don't like sammiches
no I don't like or drink beer
 Quoting: Naunet


You probably don't like orgasms one after the other either?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


no such thing for guys
 Quoting: Naunet


I beg to differ but the incentive and circumstance has to seriously be there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


it's one full trip to O-Town per ride

partials don't count

once the sauce is out it's done
(°ö°)
Swirl Life
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You probably don't like orgasms one after the other either?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


no such thing for guys
 Quoting: Naunet


I beg to differ but the incentive and circumstance has to seriously be there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82669741


it's one full trip to O-Town per ride

partials don't count

once the sauce is out it's done
 Quoting: Naunet


That's what the wife used to say until she learned different.
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Here's a tip for you ladies. All you have to do is be emotionally nice and we men will do mostly whatever you want. When you play the bitch card to get what you want it just makes us resent you.

Emotional terrorists get divorced.
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
I just wake mine up with a nice bj.

Works every time.
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
Here's a tip for you ladies. All you have to do is be emotionally nice and we men will do mostly whatever you want. When you play the bitch card to get what you want it just makes us resent you.

Emotional terrorists get divorced.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82699320


I am extremely sweet to my husband. He thinks I am very cute. Never nagged him.
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Re: Tips from an old married broad
All I have to do is make him a cup of tea in the morning and he’s happy





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