You ever been beaten about the head by big boobs

You can’t all be incels, surely

What about the dollboys, we’ve gotta have a few of them here… I guess you can’t really simulate that with a doll though

You are the tard

Teehee.

That’s how I know you’re a virgin… every one of us non-virgins know the blowjob comes before the sweaty bitch tits to the face, inceltard

We’re all tarded in one way or another

OP likes to call it the "alarm cock"

then his work really begins

Is your partner's name Robert Paulson by chance?

That’s a hardcore chick. My gf’s titties are only about 1/2 to 2/3 of hers. It’s funny cos she holds em up and drops em on me head like that chick was doing to crush things

We’re not on a first name basis yet

It's fun

Notice my foolish daydream and grove Street always post in the same threads as each other probably because there both the same person!

Don’t go getting any ideas

Yes, but not for less than $100/hr.

I recall a while back that there was a lawsuit for a significant amount of money after a 'gentleman' who got a lap-dance or some such from a well-endowed (either naturally or artificially) 'dancer' woman and got smacked so hard by her breasts it gave him really bad whiplash - permanent nerve pain, limited range of motion, limited ability to work, permanent partial disability, etc.

I don't remember what came of it - but yeah, can be a lot of weight behind those things. Add a bit of force, and if there are implants, significant density.

Knew a girl with maybe triple k sized breasteses (idk for real but they were HUGE!)

I nearly had to beg, but she did eventually get on top.

That was the best beating I ever took!

You giggle like a girl too? I try hard no too but it hilarious every time

Bob.

Bob had bitch tits.

Hey Rocky you're so fine , you're so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Rocky.



Punch drunk.

Yes.

which head?

A bible tard threw me a bible from a second story the giddamed thing was 10x12 x 4 inches thick
All i was able to see was her huge tits hanging from a valcony before passing out .....


But i got even , got one or her huge biblical proportions tits caught on a closet rolling folding door ,she was stuck there for hours , oppssss ! Did not see you ! with her tit ironed
In the folding door like in a huge mamogram test machine tit press !

Then someone put some peper spray in one if her tampoons .....she turned red and started orgasming continualy , one of the girls asked her ,are you horny ? Mg ! She blew a fuse ! Her huge tits were a menace !

She quit next day !

If a woman doesn't have big boobs she is useless

Titless ! Titless!


I like small pointy tits !

I knew there was a use for those things!