Americans shrug if everyone is placed under house arrest, but Americans lose their minds if a pothead is released from jail.

Americans think that torture is just fine because people are mean.

Americans say Biden supporting a debt increase is just fine because Trump did, too.

Americans swear that abortions must be mandatory.

Americans scream gun bans are great if black people also lose their guns.

Americans say license plate readers are okay if illegal immigrants are also recorded by license plate readers.

Americans think that closing churches is wonderful if temples are closed, too.

Americans say banning baseball hats is fantastic because cowboy hat collections will increase in value.

Americans think checkpoints are terrific because you can use another road.

Americans say outlawing spicy mustard is good because you could still buy original mustard.

Americans swear banning body armor is fantastic because you can easily make body armor with egg cartons.

Americans say that if the Gestapo are abolished then there would be absolutely no way you could protect your home.