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You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?

 
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04/27/2022 09:29 AM
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You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Do you know how to prepare them? Do you know what ratio is best to optimize protein per calorie? Do you eat them as a regular part of your current diet? How many dishes can you prepare or will you just be consuming unseasoned plain rice and beans? Do you know how to refry beans?
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04/27/2022 09:31 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Sea salt, cilantro, peppers. Tortillas.
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04/27/2022 09:33 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Praise great leader
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04/27/2022 09:34 AM
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Canned fish.
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04/27/2022 09:35 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Err,

Find some ammo?
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04/27/2022 09:42 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
A mini toilet paper device for inhome.
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04/27/2022 09:43 AM
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And shacking culture grown beef device.
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04/27/2022 09:44 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
No, OP, i have yet to solve the riddle of cooking beans and rice.
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
And cut grass there and there put it in the blender to get milk.
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04/27/2022 09:59 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
No, OP, i have yet to solve the riddle of cooking beans and rice.
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Hey, you'd be surprised how many Americans don't regularly eat them, let alone prepare them at home. It's not as though a failure will result in illness or death, but could lead to a lot of discomfort and that will have a negative impact on continuing to survive on the stash. People will get fed up and make hasty decisions so they can eat something they're used to
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04/27/2022 10:19 AM

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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
It's called MEAT!!!!!!! Take your pick, just make a pick!!!!!spam
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04/27/2022 10:23 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
lots of clean water and BTU's required to turn rice and beans into edibles
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04/27/2022 10:39 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
lots of clean water and BTU's required to turn rice and beans into edibles
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Smartest thing I've read all day. Bless you
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Hot sauce. Lots of it. Every time I go to the store I get another bottle and I take a lot of diablo from Taco Bell.

Beans and rice will get old without d flavah
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
lots of clean water and BTU's required to turn rice and beans into edibles
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I procured water and there are trees everywhere!
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04/27/2022 10:55 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Do you know how to prepare them? Do you know what ratio is best to optimize protein per calorie? Do you eat them as a regular part of your current diet? How many dishes can you prepare or will you just be consuming unseasoned plain rice and beans? Do you know how to refry beans?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76459817


Do you know how to get to Taco Bell/McDonald's/Burger King? Do you ask the teenager making your food the ratio to best optimize protein per calorie? Did you know that you don't have to optimize protein per calorie (whatever the fuck your point is here)? Do you regularly eat fast food? How many meals can you get out of one drive-thru pass? Do you know how to microwave your fast food leftovers?

derp.
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04/27/2022 11:04 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Hot sauce
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04/27/2022 11:22 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
A mini toilet paper device for inhome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83014429


ASSURANCE butt and body wipes from Wal-Mart. They are very nice, moist, and last forever. When TSHTF, being able to keep clean will mean a lot. Saves water for drinking.

Keeps adult diaper rash, crotch-rot, and bean-cheese from taking hold.

It will be a tough row to hoe if you are stinking, itchy, and scratching yourself raw while waiting to starve to death. Even picking your nose would take on a new hell of it's own.

Prepare to keep yourself clean in a no running water and no soap doom scenario.
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04/27/2022 11:32 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Id rather be dead then eat rice and beans there is nothing that can make that taste good for more then 2 meals MAX to sustain on that for days or weeks fuck that

Potatoes Meat and Butter fuck your god damn foreign shit peasant food
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04/27/2022 11:45 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
if things get so bad that you resort to eating food you don't normally eat then I believe proper caloric ratios will not be the concerning issue of the day
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Id rather be dead then eat rice and beans there is nothing that can make that taste good for more then 2 meals MAX to sustain on that for days or weeks fuck that

Potatoes Meat and Butter fuck your god damn foreign shit peasant food
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Then you can starve while I eat your rice & beans.
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04/27/2022 11:49 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Cummin.
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
You prepped for the famine. Nice.
How do you prep for a 150,000,000 drone army?
How about a pole shift?
How about a thousand nuclear power plants along the coastlines, all under water ?
That's not even scratching the surface...
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04/27/2022 11:57 AM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Clean water.
Canned tomatoes - canned with basil and a little garlic.

Add a random squirrel, venison, rabbit, fish and you're good.
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04/27/2022 12:00 PM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
No, OP, i have yet to solve the riddle of cooking beans and rice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75223829


Hey, you'd be surprised how many Americans don't regularly eat them, let alone prepare them at home. It's not as though a failure will result in illness or death, but could lead to a lot of discomfort and that will have a negative impact on continuing to survive on the stash. People will get fed up and make hasty decisions so they can eat something they're used to
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72574657


If you undercook beans, you can actually die in agony.

Cooking requires some time and enough water. Cooking bean meals should be planned for the after-initial doom time. When lots of survivors can pifch in and help with the fuel gathering, water fetching, pot cleaning and standing guard.

Actual doom-time is a time for ready to eat, no cooking foods. Jerky, pilot bread, canned pastas, canned foods of all kinds, protien bars and drinks, cookies, crackers, peanut butter, hard candies,

Any time you can heat water for hot tea or coffee is good for comfort and morale.

Your planning needs to include the datails of living hour to hour, not just one pot of beans to the next.

Have a tote ready with a pot for heating water, strong mugs for hot drinks, spoons, teas, instant coffees, creamers and sugars. A plastic jug of real honey and some cup-o-soups and hot apple cider mixes should be handy.

Restaurant supply stores have great dishes and mugs. Get a stack of soup bowls. Have two sizes. One for adults, one for kids. Have identical dishes. Everyone can see that everyone is getting the same portion and no fights can break out over someone getting more than someone else.

The devil is in the details.
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04/27/2022 12:09 PM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
My plan is to host a Ukrainian mother and keep her in the kitchen. Problem solved.
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04/27/2022 12:20 PM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
10 bags of birdseed, a bb gun, and a bird feeder. Feed the birds, the birds will be plenty of meat to flavor the rice and beans. And the occasional squirrel.
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04/27/2022 12:21 PM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Canned fish.
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


Sardines in particular
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04/27/2022 12:23 PM
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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
No, OP, i have yet to solve the riddle of cooking beans and rice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75223829


Hey, you'd be surprised how many Americans don't regularly eat them, let alone prepare them at home. It's not as though a failure will result in illness or death, but could lead to a lot of discomfort and that will have a negative impact on continuing to survive on the stash. People will get fed up and make hasty decisions so they can eat something they're used to
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72574657


If you undercook beans, you can actually die in agony.

Cooking requires some time and enough water. Cooking bean meals should be planned for the after-initial doom time. When lots of survivors can pifch in and help with the fuel gathering, water fetching, pot cleaning and standing guard.

Actual doom-time is a time for ready to eat, no cooking foods. Jerky, pilot bread, canned pastas, canned foods of all kinds, protien bars and drinks, cookies, crackers, peanut butter, hard candies,

Any time you can heat water for hot tea or coffee is good for comfort and morale.

Your planning needs to include the datails of living hour to hour, not just one pot of beans to the next.

Have a tote ready with a pot for heating water, strong mugs for hot drinks, spoons, teas, instant coffees, creamers and sugars. A plastic jug of real honey and some cup-o-soups and hot apple cider mixes should be handy.

Restaurant supply stores have great dishes and mugs. Get a stack of soup bowls. Have two sizes. One for adults, one for kids. Have identical dishes. Everyone can see that everyone is getting the same portion and no fights can break out over someone getting more than someone else.

The devil is in the details.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80862863


People doing strenuous work should get larger portions.
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04/27/2022 12:26 PM

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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
Hot sauce. Lots of it. Every time I go to the store I get another bottle and I take a lot of diablo from Taco Bell.

Beans and rice will get old without d flavah
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I bought a gallon of Cajun Chef Hot Sauce. Best Hot Sauce ever.
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04/27/2022 12:27 PM

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Re: You've got your beans. You've got your rice. Now what?
No, OP, i have yet to solve the riddle of cooking beans and rice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75223829


Hey, you'd be surprised how many Americans don't regularly eat them, let alone prepare them at home. It's not as though a failure will result in illness or death, but could lead to a lot of discomfort and that will have a negative impact on continuing to survive on the stash. People will get fed up and make hasty decisions so they can eat something they're used to
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72574657


If you undercook beans, you can actually die in agony.

Cooking requires some time and enough water. Cooking bean meals should be planned for the after-initial doom time. When lots of survivors can pifch in and help with the fuel gathering, water fetching, pot cleaning and standing guard.

Actual doom-time is a time for ready to eat, no cooking foods. Jerky, pilot bread, canned pastas, canned foods of all kinds, protien bars and drinks, cookies, crackers, peanut butter, hard candies,

Any time you can heat water for hot tea or coffee is good for comfort and morale.

Your planning needs to include the datails of living hour to hour, not just one pot of beans to the next.

Have a tote ready with a pot for heating water, strong mugs for hot drinks, spoons, teas, instant coffees, creamers and sugars. A plastic jug of real honey and some cup-o-soups and hot apple cider mixes should be handy.

Restaurant supply stores have great dishes and mugs. Get a stack of soup bowls. Have two sizes. One for adults, one for kids. Have identical dishes. Everyone can see that everyone is getting the same portion and no fights can break out over someone getting more than someone else.

The devil is in the details.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80862863


Always save energy by soaking beans overnight.
Don't forget to have your Liberals spayed or neutered....Stolen

The greatest black on white crime was the Obama Presidency.


Communism is for LOSERS
Communism is SLAVERY

Fuck Joe Biden





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