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Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise

 
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Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise. They were both told to enjoy everything in Heaven and to avoid only one tree. They were told that as long as they obey God they will live in Heaven. God warned them against Satan who used to be an angel until he disobeyed God and was kicked out of God's mercy. Satan was told that he will go to Hell for disobeying God. Satan claimed that the human beings are following him and asked God if He can delay his punishment for a while. He wanted to prove that the human beings are following him. God told him that only the bad people will be following him and that the good believers will not follow him. Satan kept after Adam and Eve and fooled them into believing that they will live forever by eating from the forbidden tree . They listened to Satan and ate from the tree. As soon as they did they realized they disobeyed God and they asked for forgiveness. God forgave them but told them they will have to get out of paradise and live on earth. They, and all their children will have to prove that they will worship God alone to make it back into paradise. They should never listen to Satan again. They were told that Satan will do everything he can to make them worship other things than God. They were told as long as they follow the words of God alone they will be saved.
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
Then I guess the sugar and spice and everything nice....and fingernails and puppy dog tails thing was another lie. Sheeeeesh!
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
lets read another story jacks magical bean stalk...
And I said, "What is this, the burning bush? For God's sake, I'm not Moses."

And the Voice said to me: "And I'm not God. What has that got to do with it?"
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fingernails lol
I've dreamt so long..
I cannot dream anymore..
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
Lilith was Adams first wife.
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
created from mud?....ha
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
fingernails lol
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:-)
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
So what was Eve created from? rocks? lol
I've dreamt so long..
I cannot dream anymore..
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then adam and eve foricated and had children, then the children fronicted with each other and had retards

and here we are
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then adam and eve foricated and had children, then the children fronicted with each other and had retards

and here we are
 Quoting: floydian slip 1338

lololo best thing yet haha
And I said, "What is this, the burning bush? For God's sake, I'm not Moses."

And the Voice said to me: "And I'm not God. What has that got to do with it?"
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
The following is a serious question so please answer accordingly. Why does God need to be worshipped?
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then adam and eve foricated and had children, then the children fronicted with each other and had retards

and here we are
 Quoting: floydian slip 1338


lmao. makes sense to me. reee
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then adam and eve foricated and had children, then the children fronicted with each other and had retards

and here we are

lololo best thing yet haha
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He he that is pretty funny!
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The following is a serious question so please answer accordingly. Why does God need to be worshipped?
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he made fish sticks. hello. do you see fish sticks swimming in the fucking ocean? NO. thats manufactured by the bearded wonder!
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Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise. They were both told to enjoy everything in Heaven and to avoid only one tree. They were told that as long as they obey God they will live in Heaven. God warned them against Satan who used to be an angel until he disobeyed God and was kicked out of God's mercy. Satan was told that he will go to Hell for disobeying God. Satan claimed that the human beings are following him and asked God if He can delay his punishment for a while. He wanted to prove that the human beings are following him. God told him that only the bad people will be following him and that the good believers will not follow him. Satan kept after Adam and Eve and fooled them into believing that they will live forever by eating from the forbidden tree . They listened to Satan and ate from the tree. As soon as they did they realized they disobeyed God and they asked for forgiveness. God forgave them but told them they will have to get out of paradise and live on earth. They, and all their children will have to prove that they will worship God alone to make it back into paradise. They should never listen to Satan again. They were told that Satan will do everything he can to make them worship other things than God. They were told as long as they follow the words of God alone they will be saved.
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applause
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
The following is a serious question so please answer accordingly. Why does God need to be worshipped?
 Quoting: Questor 379270


God doesn't need to be worshipped. God has no "needs" or "requirements". We have humanized God. We have spent lifetimes making God in our image (ie. with human qualities), when, in reality, God made us in His/Her image (with divine qualities). Therein, lies the problem with the humans....
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he made fish sticks. hello. do you see fish sticks swimming in the fucking ocean? NO. thats manufactured by the bearded wonder!
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Captain Highliner!
I've dreamt so long..
I cannot dream anymore..
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
The following is a serious question so please answer accordingly. Why does God need to be worshipped?


he made fish sticks. hello. do you see fish sticks swimming in the fucking ocean? NO. thats manufactured by the bearded wonder!
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It would not surprise me to see fish sticks swimming in the ocean -- especially the kind that glow in the dark.
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
The following is a serious question so please answer accordingly. Why does God need to be worshipped?


God doesn't need to be worshipped. God has no "needs" or "requirements". We have humanized God. We have spent lifetimes making God in our image (ie. with human qualities), when, in reality, God made us in His/Her image (with divine qualities). Therein, lies the problem with the humans....
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Good answer...
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
The following is a serious question so please answer accordingly. Why does God need to be worshipped?


God doesn't need to be worshipped. God has no "needs" or "requirements". We have humanized God. We have spent lifetimes making God in our image (ie. with human qualities), when, in reality, God made us in His/Her image (with divine qualities). Therein, lies the problem with the humans....

Good answer...
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Thank you. Not my idea, but I was very impressed with the book that pointed this out...
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise. They were both told to enjoy everything in Heaven and to avoid only one tree. They were told that as long as they obey God they will live in Heaven. God warned them against Satan who used to be an angel until he disobeyed God and was kicked out of God's mercy. Satan was told that he will go to Hell for disobeying God. Satan claimed that the human beings are following him and asked God if He can delay his punishment for a while. He wanted to prove that the human beings are following him. God told him that only the bad people will be following him and that the good believers will not follow him. Satan kept after Adam and Eve and fooled them into believing that they will live forever by eating from the forbidden tree . They listened to Satan and ate from the tree. As soon as they did they realized they disobeyed God and they asked for forgiveness. God forgave them but told them they will have to get out of paradise and live on earth. They, and all their children will have to prove that they will worship God alone to make it back into paradise. They should never listen to Satan again. They were told that Satan will do everything he can to make them worship other things than God. They were told as long as they follow the words of God alone they will be saved.
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DUST
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
The story of Adam and Eve is an ancient myth, believed to be from ancient clay tablets from the Sumerians.

The myth claims that Eve was Adam's original mate, created by God from the same clay from which Adam was made. The story is that she declared herself equal to man, refused to submit to Adam's will, and fled the Garden of Eden. Because of this, Eve was cursed by God. It was after this that God made Lilith from Eve's rib, symbolic of her submissive role.

The story, while not of Biblical origin, expresses the same kind of sexist belief that has been written into the Bible record, which at best is only a twisted history of the human experience. The ancient writing that tells the story of Lilith was produced in medieval times when a lot of lye’s were spread. According to ancient Sumerian clay tablets Eve really existed. She appears to be the first of a genetically altered species of Homo sapiens, a woman who pared off with the first man. She was a great magician and a powerful goddess figure. She and the Adam Cadman were unique in that they may have been created to possess both the "x" and the "y" chromosome. Eve and the Adam Cadman were one in sprit but not one physical body.
Both Adam and Eve had great mental skills. They communicated mind-to-mind. They could move objects with mere thought. They could easily leave their bodies and go back into the spiritual world from which they came. Their genetic code was so pure they were resistant to disease.
There has also been myths passed down through centuries of an invasion of aliens whom we have accepted for thousands of years as friendly "angels." Another name for them has been Annunaki. Some aliens have, indeed, looked out for our well being. But the majority of them did not support the mating of Adam Cadman with Eve. These two "first" humans were genetically perfect, and their seed was capable of producing a super human race of powerful god-humans, who could not be controlled by the angels as were the other humanoids living on this planet. Rather than allow this, they created Lilith, the whore.
Lilith was an imperfect human, created with only the "x" chromosome, and she was deliberately given an imperfect genetic code. The gamble was that if Lilith could compete with Eve for Adam, and win, their offspring would be an imperfect race of humans. The people would have intelligence and the ability to think and communicate above the animals, but never rise to the god-like status that the perfect match between Adam and Eve would have produced.


From the ancient bones uncovered by archaeologists, we know that humanoids lived on the Earth long before Adam and Eve appeared. Lilith may have been a second, and especially appealing sexual temptress, engineered for one job. She was placed in the garden to turn Adam's eye and create one of the oldest problems in love relationships; the "other woman."

It was Lucifer who did not like what the lesser angels were plotting. It was his decision to kick Lilith from the garden. She did not fit into the grand scheme of things for producing off spring with the genetic make up that Eve had. (the nephlim) He believed if he could entice Eve to allow humanoids to spread their seed into Eve then the flow of genetically perfect beings would empower the earth, and the idea of humans ever being genetically imperfect would be mere myth. He felt he could gain power by influencing the super human race, and influence the race to bend to his will verses looking to God.
The sad part of this story is that Adam lusted after the whore Lilith, turned his back on Eve. He chose to leave the garden and follow his lust of Eve’s sister Lilith.
(The fall)

That his how the human race fell. Adam's children carried that imperfect genetic code, passed down from Lilith. Consequently we humans have been plagued with sickness, deformities, mental illness, mental retardation, general ugliness and the inability to achieve a high mental state called human consciousness since the start.

It is a scientific fact that all women now are created with only the "x" chromosome, making it impossible to be male. But all men carry both the "x" and "y" chromosomes to this day, making them both male and female.

There is a possibility that Eve had a uniquely different genetic sequence and possessed a third and yet unknown chromosome type. (An Annunaki chromosome) that would have been one that made her the perfect woman and still compatible to mate with Adam, and other humanoids. Whatever her genetic makeup was, that information has been kept from us humans. It is only in the hands of the Annunaki. Through genetic engineering and experimentation, however, it may still be possible to rebuild a woman like Eve. Once she exists, the long-awaited establishment of a super race of humans will become reality.

The tragedy about this story is that men have never found complete fulfillment in their pursuit of Lilith. She was a whore in the Garden, and by and large, she has never changed her ways. Throughout history, she has always brought out the lust in the man, but real love, that collective rise in human consciousness that we all yearn for, has rarely been achieved. We got close back in the 1970s during the hippie movement. At about that same time, the women's liberation movement began.

Oh, the old system of boy meets girl followed by marriage seems to be going on all right. But look at the statistics. The nation's divorce rate is as high, if not higher than the marriage rate. Couples find it hard to stick it out and continue living together after their personal lustful appetites have been filled.

A man cannot find satisfaction in Lilith. He can only love Eve. He secretly longs for Eve. To find Eve, a man must turn to a spiritual path. If he can look within and learn to love himself, he will discover her because that is where she dwells. She may very well be concealed within the genetic make-up inside every male.

Eve will be found. She exists already in the hearts of some women who have discovered the truth and are awake.

As for the rest. . . the lesbians, the overly submissive women , and the whores who would sell their bodies for a pair of new shoes. . . they will be left behind. They are the remnants of Lilith. And Lilith is dying.
Long live Eve!
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So what was Eve created from? rocks? lol
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No, refined mud from Adam.
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
"From the ancient bones uncovered by archaeologists, we know that humanoids lived on the Earth long before Adam and Eve appeared."

That's a hoot! Are you all going to be surprised when the truth is revealed.
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"From the ancient bones uncovered by archaeologists, we know that humanoids lived on the Earth long before Adam and Eve appeared."

That's a hoot! Are you all going to be surprised when the truth is revealed.
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I doubt it! It was probablly my fault.
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
Wait a minute... you're forgetting Lillith.
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Re: Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve. Both Adam and Eve lived in Paradise
Adam was not the first man created by God. he was the first man chosen as a prophet by God. There is plenty of evidence in the Bible and Quran to support this.

i.e. His son married, where did that girl come from then? So there must have been plenty of people living at the time of Adam and even before him!

Enough said.
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Adam was the first man created by God.He was created from mud. Then God created his wife, Eve.
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See... evolution isnt too far off. man from mud, man out of swamp; pretty close i would say.


But woman, now she's from a higher evolution plane -- certainly not from mud!

Heil Woman!
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then adam and eve foricated and had children, then the children fronicted with each other and had retards

and here we are
 Quoting: floydian slip 1338

I knew there was a reason the population of the world seems retarded.

laugh
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