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| The Oracle's Cookie Take a Cookie...You'll feel better  User ID: 36881605  United States05/08/2022 03:40 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Edited 5-09-2022 WIN 1-of-2 One-month FREE GLP MEMBER TRIAL-UP-GRADE FOR "BEST CAPTION" let's have some fun with this! CONTEST WILL REMAIN OPEN NOW, UNTIL 3:00 A.M. EST! Lots of time to get captions in!! https://imgur.com/a/WC0PYkN(From GLP's "BBQ Boy!" NOTE: ANY OTHER GLP MEMBERS WISHING TO "CHIP-IN" FOR MORE UPGRADE PRIZES FOR THIS CONTEST--PLEASE PM ME! TY Time for this year's Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend CAPTION CONTEST. NOTE: Moms have had a rough road this year...so let's have a few laughs to lighten the load with some great GLP captions. You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your caption entry. But...just have fun with it! LOOKING BACK ON PAST FAMILY GATHERINGS...WELL, CAN BE A BIT CHALLENGING (...but don't be an A-hole about it o.k.?) This video example from Jack Nicholson's "5-easy Pieces" shows one family gathering that would DEFINITELY "go SOUTH!" lol!: [link to youtu.be (secure)]  3 Minutes Duration. Jack Nicholson plays Chopin in "Five Easy Pieces" (A DEFINITE "CLASSIC" for mom's day!) Here's hoping for a "blessed" celebration with everyone on their BEST behavior (for mom!!) END EDITS INTRODUCTION TO 2022 MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND CAPTION CONTEST "Positives"...or "Negatives" on a MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND--UDECIDE! Here is our chance to look at 4 images and CAPTION ONE (or more) that resonates with your personal "reflection" on the American holiday known as "MOTHER'S DAY" (AND Memorial Day, of course.) Winning caption will receive 1 FREE one-month-GLP-upgrades. BLUE NAMES ONLY (meaning you need only be registered on GLP to qualify.) Your caption can be a funny line, sarcastic, a personal story or a philosophical "take." Creativity is up to you! WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.m. E.S.T to give everyone a chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS EXPIRING DATES CAN BE UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry) If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let us know if it is a "group THINK!") Whatever you decide, go easy on the "moms" today. They have the weight of the world on their shoulders this year! IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!) PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION.  :CAPTION #1: "Dizzy moments--LONG arms"  CAPTION #2: Hey! I'm up for this!"  CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?"  CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION" FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS. Have a great Mothers Day 2022   The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 05/09/2022 03:18 AM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Update 11-15 Pg.8: SNAKE-aurora /Magnetosphere-Theories/Is...ra...el/Maui Fires 8-8-23: Bank of America Mural Symbolism "Revisited" Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Update Dec.25TH Ophiuchus!pg15: "Wait Until October" WARNING: from The "Grandfather of Conspiracy: Jordan Maxwell"-- |
| javierruizleon User ID: 80249585 United States05/08/2022 03:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | https://imgur.com/TNsGpfaGenesis-Acts,Hebrews-Revelation to, you know who Romans-Philemon to the Church Mid-Acts Pauline Dispensational Right Division |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 36881605 United States05/08/2022 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NOW...THAT PICTURE IS A STATEMENT TO DOESN'T NEED WORDS TO "FULLY GROCK!"  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Update 11-15 Pg.8: SNAKE-aurora /Magnetosphere-Theories/Is...ra...el/Maui Fires 8-8-23: Bank of America Mural Symbolism "Revisited" Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Update Dec.25TH Ophiuchus!pg15: "Wait Until October" WARNING: from The "Grandfather of Conspiracy: Jordan Maxwell"-- |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 36881605 United States05/08/2022 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  TY for the first vote of confidence! You even BEAT the 1-star bandit! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Update 11-15 Pg.8: SNAKE-aurora /Magnetosphere-Theories/Is...ra...el/Maui Fires 8-8-23: Bank of America Mural Symbolism "Revisited" Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Update Dec.25TH Ophiuchus!pg15: "Wait Until October" WARNING: from The "Grandfather of Conspiracy: Jordan Maxwell"-- |
| StellaBlue User ID: 82351678 United States05/08/2022 04:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Edited 5-08-2022 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie WIN 1-month FREE GLP MEMBER TRIAL-UP-GRADE FOR "BEST CAPTION" let's have some fun with this! https://imgur.com/a/WC0PYkN(From GLP's "BBQ Boy!" NOTE: ANY OTHER GLP MEMBERS WISHING TO "CHIP-IN" FOR MORE UPGRADE PRIZES FOR THIS CONTEST--PLEASE PM ME! TY Time for this year's Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend CAPTION CONTEST. NOTE: Moms have had a rough road this year...so let's have a few laughs to lighten the load with some great GLP captions. You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your caption entry. But...just have fun with it! LOOKING BACK ON PAST FAMILY GATHERINGS...WELL, CAN BE A BIT CHALLENGING (...but don't be an A-hole about it o.k.?) This video example from Jack Nicholson's "5-easy Pieces" shows one family gathering that would DEFINITELY "go SOUTH!" lol!: [link to youtu.be (secure)] 3 Minutes Duration. Jack Nicholson plays Chopin in "Five Easy Pieces" (A DEFINITE "CLASSIC" for mom's day!) Here's hoping for a "blessed" celebration with everyone on their BEST behavior (for mom!!) END EDITS INTRODUCTION TO 2022 MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND CAPTION CONTEST "Positives"...or "Negatives" on a MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND--UDECIDE! Here is our chance to look at 4 images and CAPTION ONE (or more) that resonates with your personal "reflection" on the American holiday known as "MOTHER'S DAY" (AND Memorial Day, of course.) Winning caption will receive 1 FREE one-month-GLP-upgrades. BLUE NAMES ONLY (meaning you need only be registered on GLP to qualify.) Your caption can be a funny line, sarcastic, a personal story or a philosophical "take." Creativity is up to you! WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.m. E.S.T to give everyone a chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS EXPIRING DATES CAN BE UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry) If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let us know if it is a "group THINK!") Whatever you decide, go easy on the "moms" today. They have the weight of the world on their shoulders this year! IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!) PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION. :CAPTION #1: "Dizzy moments--LONG arms" CAPTION #2: Hey! I'm up for this!" CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?" CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION" FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS. Have a great Mothers Day 2022 The Oracle's Cookie #3 But mom... all my friends are doing it! Don't freak out it's just a clip on! #4 Can Billy come out to play? Last Edited by StellaBlue on 05/08/2022 04:07 PM It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man. -Psalm 118:8 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper. -Isaiah 54:17 If I disappear from this forum, aliens didn't take me- Jesus did! Give your heart to him today! |
| Trio User ID: 64028995 United States05/08/2022 04:10 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2) Mom can i borrow fifty bucks? I promise ill pay you back. 3) Mom why did you name us all AOC? We got big ears not big teeth. 4) We heard your mom was making tacos! Last Edited by Trio on 05/08/2022 04:13 PM Your perception of me is a reflection of you. I've got a front row seat to the end of the world. my pronouns are: told/you/so |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 80939887 United States05/08/2022 04:11 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Edited 5-08-2022 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie WIN 1-month FREE GLP MEMBER TRIAL-UP-GRADE FOR "BEST CAPTION" let's have some fun with this! https://imgur.com/a/WC0PYkN(From GLP's "BBQ Boy!" NOTE: ANY OTHER GLP MEMBERS WISHING TO "CHIP-IN" FOR MORE UPGRADE PRIZES FOR THIS CONTEST--PLEASE PM ME! TY Time for this year's Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend CAPTION CONTEST. NOTE: Moms have had a rough road this year...so let's have a few laughs to lighten the load with some great GLP captions. You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your caption entry. But...just have fun with it! LOOKING BACK ON PAST FAMILY GATHERINGS...WELL, CAN BE A BIT CHALLENGING (...but don't be an A-hole about it o.k.?) This video example from Jack Nicholson's "5-easy Pieces" shows one family gathering that would DEFINITELY "go SOUTH!" lol!: [link to youtu.be (secure)] 3 Minutes Duration. Jack Nicholson plays Chopin in "Five Easy Pieces" (A DEFINITE "CLASSIC" for mom's day!) Here's hoping for a "blessed" celebration with everyone on their BEST behavior (for mom!!) END EDITS INTRODUCTION TO 2022 MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND CAPTION CONTEST "Positives"...or "Negatives" on a MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND--UDECIDE! Here is our chance to look at 4 images and CAPTION ONE (or more) that resonates with your personal "reflection" on the American holiday known as "MOTHER'S DAY" (AND Memorial Day, of course.) Winning caption will receive 1 FREE one-month-GLP-upgrades. BLUE NAMES ONLY (meaning you need only be registered on GLP to qualify.) Your caption can be a funny line, sarcastic, a personal story or a philosophical "take." Creativity is up to you! WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.m. E.S.T to give everyone a chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS EXPIRING DATES CAN BE UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry) If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let us know if it is a "group THINK!") Whatever you decide, go easy on the "moms" today. They have the weight of the world on their shoulders this year! IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!) PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION. :CAPTION #1: "Dizzy moments--LONG arms" CAPTION #2: Hey! I'm up for this!" CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?" CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION" FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS. Have a great Mothers Day 2022 The Oracle's Cookie Caption number 2 : y’all got any more of that catnip?  Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 05/08/2022 04:28 PM Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Paranoiaaaaa Butters - I hope Santa brings catnip! User ID: 72512657 United States05/08/2022 04:11 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just for fun I can't drink anymore and we haven't even had dinner yet. It's going to be a long Mother's Day! "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 80939887 United States05/08/2022 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caption number 1 : I caught Susie on the scratching post and Timmy on the couch , they both ran and I got stuck like this Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 80939887 United States05/08/2022 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Captions 4 : SPCA Breed Equality Training, sponsored by … oh you know who Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 80939887 United States05/08/2022 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Rabbit cat: early results of MRNA?., Hello, I’m Hugh Hefner!!!! Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
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| Coastie Patriot User ID: 80939887 United States05/08/2022 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caption 4 dog pack: who let the dogs in !!!!!???wooof woof woof, who let the dogs in ???!!! Where’s all my dogs at?oh you caught em , thanks. Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Deplorable Zenobia User ID: 75559602 United States05/08/2022 04:27 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glad you are running a caption contest today, O's C! Thank you! Just for fun, the 4th pic of canines.... Yeah, all these dogs are protesting the judges running the AKC show after someone decided to throw a mop on a mutt and enter it as a Komondor and it won Best of Breed.  Last Edited by Deplorable Zenobia on 05/08/2022 04:28 PM And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 80939887 United States05/08/2022 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Edited 5-08-2022 WIN 1-month FREE GLP MEMBER TRIAL-UP-GRADE FOR "BEST CAPTION" let's have some fun with this! https://imgur.com/a/WC0PYkN(From GLP's "BBQ Boy!" NOTE: ANY OTHER GLP MEMBERS WISHING TO "CHIP-IN" FOR MORE UPGRADE PRIZES FOR THIS CONTEST--PLEASE PM ME! TY Time for this year's Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend CAPTION CONTEST. NOTE: Moms have had a rough road this year...so let's have a few laughs to lighten the load with some great GLP captions. You can also post videos or your own smilies to widen your caption entry. But...just have fun with it! LOOKING BACK ON PAST FAMILY GATHERINGS...WELL, CAN BE A BIT CHALLENGING (...but don't be an A-hole about it o.k.?) This video example from Jack Nicholson's "5-easy Pieces" shows one family gathering that would DEFINITELY "go SOUTH!" lol!: [link to youtu.be (secure)] 3 Minutes Duration. Jack Nicholson plays Chopin in "Five Easy Pieces" (A DEFINITE "CLASSIC" for mom's day!) Here's hoping for a "blessed" celebration with everyone on their BEST behavior (for mom!!) END EDITS INTRODUCTION TO 2022 MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND CAPTION CONTEST "Positives"...or "Negatives" on a MOTHER'S DAY/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND--UDECIDE! Here is our chance to look at 4 images and CAPTION ONE (or more) that resonates with your personal "reflection" on the American holiday known as "MOTHER'S DAY" (AND Memorial Day, of course.) Winning caption will receive 1 FREE one-month-GLP-upgrades. BLUE NAMES ONLY (meaning you need only be registered on GLP to qualify.) Your caption can be a funny line, sarcastic, a personal story or a philosophical "take." Creativity is up to you! WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 11:00 p.m. E.S.T to give everyone a chance to enter. ONLY BLUE NAMES AND MEMBERS EXPIRING DATES CAN BE UPGRADED. I cannot upgrade an A.C. (sorry) If you are having a family gathering--get the whole family involved to make a "family caption" and have fun with it. (Let us know if it is a "group THINK!") Whatever you decide, go easy on the "moms" today. They have the weight of the world on their shoulders this year! IMAGES FOR CAPTIONS (chose 1 or all--and have fun with it!) PLEASE REFER TO THE TITLES SO WE KNOW WHICH IMAGE YOU ARE CHOOSING FOR YOUR CAPTION. :CAPTION #1: "Dizzy moments--LONG arms" CAPTION #2: Hey! I'm up for this!" CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?" CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR RUNNER'S-UP AND "SPECIAL MENTION" FOR GREAT A.C. CAPTIONS. Have a great Mothers Day 2022 The Oracle's Cookie [/quote Caption number 4 dog pack::ASSEMBLE-crew: Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 05/08/2022 04:33 PM Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 80939887 United States05/08/2022 04:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glad you are running a caption contest today, O's C! Thank you! Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Just for fun, the 4th pic of canines.... Yeah, all these dogs are protesting the judges running the AKC show after someone decided to throw a mop on a mutt and enter it as a Komondor and it won Best of Breed. Good one zenob Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 80939887 United States05/08/2022 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caption 4 dog pack::ASSEMBLE-crew: supposed to be the Dave Chappell meme as prince , assemble,your crew out side Last Edited by Coastie Patriot on 05/08/2022 04:36 PM Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 36881605 United States05/08/2022 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glad you are running a caption contest today, O's C! Thank you! Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia Just for fun, the 4th pic of canines.... Yeah, all these dogs are protesting the judges running the AKC show after someone decided to throw a mop on a mutt and enter it as a Komondor and it won Best of Breed.  Zenobia!YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME "HOMEWORK!" (But you know...it's what I live for!) [link to www.akc.org (secure)] [Less than 50%] Picture at the link above! The history of dogs isn’t like pizza — flat and formulaic, neatly divided, and simple to pull apart. (my add-on! lol!)  "Somebody say PIZZA?...WAIT! WHAT?" (Continued:) Nope, canine evolution is a lot more like lasagna: densely layered, and more than a little messy. Consider, for example, the Komondor. This Hungarian livestock dog is known for its distinctive white coat, which falls in heavy cords that casual observers often compare to a mop. But under those tassel-like masses is a dog whose story spans the vastness of European history, tracing all the way back to the Eurasian steppes that connect those two continents. END QUOTE Yup...That's darling! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Update 11-15 Pg.8: SNAKE-aurora /Magnetosphere-Theories/Is...ra...el/Maui Fires 8-8-23: Bank of America Mural Symbolism "Revisited" Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Update Dec.25TH Ophiuchus!pg15: "Wait Until October" WARNING: from The "Grandfather of Conspiracy: Jordan Maxwell"-- |
| Red John User ID: 64591097  Canada05/08/2022 04:39 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is: m-kay here it is; - left is right and - right is left do ya get it now? can I haz a hug plz? day 28 since Easter the bunnies still don't know I'm not an Easter Bunny hey, is pug home? we're all goin to O's house for Mother's Day dinner  I'll be right out just finishing up lunch :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 36881605 United States05/08/2022 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just for fun Quoting: Paranoiaaaaa I can't drink anymore and we haven't even had dinner yet. It's going to be a long Mother's Day! Thanks Paranoiaaaa! Always a great caption! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Update 11-15 Pg.8: SNAKE-aurora /Magnetosphere-Theories/Is...ra...el/Maui Fires 8-8-23: Bank of America Mural Symbolism "Revisited" Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Update Dec.25TH Ophiuchus!pg15: "Wait Until October" WARNING: from The "Grandfather of Conspiracy: Jordan Maxwell"-- |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 36881605 United States05/08/2022 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is: m-kay here it is; - left is right and - right is left do ya get it now? can I haz a hug plz? day 28 since Easter the bunnies still don't know I'm not an Easter Bunny hey, is pug home? we're all goin to O's house for Mother's Day dinner I'll be right out just finishing up lunch Red John!Love them! I would PAY to have pizza for Mother's day today! (Luckily, we made a full turkey dinner. It's a good thing we caught up with him (the TURKEY!)...He was leaving town!)  The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 05/08/2022 04:47 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Update 11-15 Pg.8: SNAKE-aurora /Magnetosphere-Theories/Is...ra...el/Maui Fires 8-8-23: Bank of America Mural Symbolism "Revisited" Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Update Dec.25TH Ophiuchus!pg15: "Wait Until October" WARNING: from The "Grandfather of Conspiracy: Jordan Maxwell"-- |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 36881605 United States05/08/2022 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1) Mom check out what i learned at school today. Critical arm theory! Quoting: Trio 2) Mom can i borrow fifty bucks? I promise ill pay you back. 3) Mom why did you name us all AOC? We got big ears not big teeth. 4) We heard your mom was making tacos! Well done! Thanks for your post, Trio! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Update 11-15 Pg.8: SNAKE-aurora /Magnetosphere-Theories/Is...ra...el/Maui Fires 8-8-23: Bank of America Mural Symbolism "Revisited" Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Update Dec.25TH Ophiuchus!pg15: "Wait Until October" WARNING: from The "Grandfather of Conspiracy: Jordan Maxwell"-- |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 36881605 United States05/08/2022 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Geeze...The world's YOUNGEST alcoholic CAT! Now THERE is a creative idea!! Thanks for the laugh 1freelectron! (Amazing Avatar name! Just noticed there is 1 missing "e" in "freelectron"... so the e would be the MISSING electron, right? lol!) The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Update 11-15 Pg.8: SNAKE-aurora /Magnetosphere-Theories/Is...ra...el/Maui Fires 8-8-23: Bank of America Mural Symbolism "Revisited" Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Update Dec.25TH Ophiuchus!pg15: "Wait Until October" WARNING: from The "Grandfather of Conspiracy: Jordan Maxwell"-- |
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| Red John User ID: 64591097 Canada05/08/2022 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is: m-kay here it is; - left is right and - right is left do ya get it now? can I haz a hug plz? day 28 since Easter the bunnies still don't know I'm not an Easter Bunny hey, is pug home? we're all goin to O's house for Mother's Day dinner I'll be right out just finishing up lunch Red John!Love them! I would PAY to have pizza for Mother's day today! (Luckily, we made a full turkey dinner. It's a good thing we caught up with him (the TURKEY!)...He was leaving town!) The Oracle's Cookie  found a more recent photo :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
| 1freelectron User ID: 25797552 United States05/08/2022 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Geeze...The world's YOUNGEST alcoholic CAT! Now THERE is a creative idea!! Thanks for the laugh 1freelectron! (Amazing Avatar name! Just noticed there is 1 missing "e" in "freelectron"... so the e would be the MISSING electron, right? lol!) The Oracle's Cookie YES! Free to roam and eventually create light. Most don't notice it INTP |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 80939887 United States05/08/2022 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is: m-kay here it is; - left is right and - right is left do ya get it now? can I haz a hug plz? day 28 since Easter the bunnies still don't know I'm not an Easter Bunny hey, is pug home? we're all goin to O's house for Mother's Day dinner I'll be right out just finishing up lunch Then having a little doggie snack cake the looks like him then changing out of his gladiator costume Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Coastie Patriot User ID: 80939887 United States05/08/2022 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m still waiting for those maternal instincts to kick in…. Coastie Patriot SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!! Dr Thaddeus They They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth." Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake. Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.- X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. -SHANE- Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington- to grow up remembering th My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!! Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales |
| Red John User ID: 64591097 Canada05/08/2022 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is: m-kay here it is; - left is right and - right is left do ya get it now? can I haz a hug plz? day 28 since Easter the bunnies still don't know I'm not an Easter Bunny hey, is pug home? we're all goin to O's house for Mother's Day dinner I'll be right out just finishing up lunch Then having a little doggie snack cake the looks like him then changing out of his gladiator costume  gonna have the last of the dessert cookie I'll be out shortly I just gotta get dressed  m-kay I'm ready let's go to O's house :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 36881605 United States05/08/2022 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just thought of a good caption! I'll try it. It was...GRADUATION DAY... (Big dog back row far left)...BIG BUBBA stands in this group photo with his GRADUATES as they received their "Certification of Canine FLOOD-EVAC Instruction 101." ...They had ALL PASSED--just as Big Bubba had shown them:  Called "The Counter-measure" Big Bubba taught his students to identify highest places in their homes as the FIRST 2-go-to-place in case of Flood. The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 05/08/2022 05:24 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Update 11-15 Pg.8: SNAKE-aurora /Magnetosphere-Theories/Is...ra...el/Maui Fires 8-8-23: Bank of America Mural Symbolism "Revisited" Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Update Dec.25TH Ophiuchus!pg15: "Wait Until October" WARNING: from The "Grandfather of Conspiracy: Jordan Maxwell"-- |
